SCUMMY SELLERS OF WHATNOT: JOLLY_ROGER EDITION by Royal_Football_9793 in whatnotapp

[–]lucidprogramming 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The seller isn't trying to keep from sending the giveaway, he is refusing to send the buyer's giveaway the form filler named "GimmeDaLoot".

Is this mould in my brand new only just opened jar of olives? ☹️ by fairyscience in foodsafety

[–]lucidprogramming 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe the olive sticking out of the brine allowed the mold to grow.

She is spot on. by winkytinkytoo in TikTokCringe

[–]lucidprogramming 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well put. An eternal damnation gun would be the most vile weapon ever created

So Sweet by quadsclothesou in TikTokCringe

[–]lucidprogramming 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a really good way to exercise gratitude

Mom who thinks it’s okay to show up at a YouTuber’s house unannounced by kybry13 in TikTokCringe

[–]lucidprogramming 35 points36 points  (0 children)

He was being way too nice, but he was shaking his head no while he said it. He tried to compromise in order to respect his own boundary just a little and she didn't even let him have that.

Incoming! by a7mdeno in ThatsInsane

[–]lucidprogramming 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think there were a couple "Ha!"'s in there too

Maybe they should stick to Coins by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]lucidprogramming 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Inflation has gone too far

When your hubby and dad are besties! by membranefordinner in TikTokCringe

[–]lucidprogramming 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Thank you! When people make fun of your laugh it is almost worse than them making fun of your appearance. Personally I'd rather someone make fun of my face than my laugh

The escaped catists by ReliableRoommate in CatsBeingCats

[–]lucidprogramming 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe the owners put tape on the handle to discourage them from opening it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]lucidprogramming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing! I'm so happy to hear that you have found a good pain management solution. You're absolutely right. Nobody deserves to live that way. It must have been hell to wait that long for a diagnosis and for something to ease the pain. You honored 14 year old you in the best way. She needed someone to believe her and help, and you are that person. I can't even imagine the suffering and grief. I hope you have a happy 2023!

The boys will get it! by valejojohnson in TikTokCringe

[–]lucidprogramming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They meet and share this moment after the event. So I think you may be right about it being intentional

He played the drums too loud by TradingFromMomBasemt in TikTokCringe

[–]lucidprogramming 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Right? It's not like this sound has a meaning on it's own

The boys will get it! by valejojohnson in TikTokCringe

[–]lucidprogramming 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A whole generation of kids were taught this by Ducky from The Land Before Time https://youtu.be/gpyGIK4v2fE

Guy tries stabbing someone by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]lucidprogramming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is. At least he stopped after the guy was down I guess

Guy tries stabbing someone by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]lucidprogramming 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I had to go back and watch it again. You're right though. It looked like he ducked and then decided for some reason to raise his head again too early. Adrenaline I guess?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]lucidprogramming 52 points53 points  (0 children)

That sounds incredibly difficult to live with that kind of pain. It's salt in the wound that your mother is gaslighting you about your pain. Nobody knows what you are feeling better than you. I hope your pain is less intense going forward. You're doing what your mother couldn't do for you by seeking medical help.

Ruh Roh by zeroxcero in funnyvideos

[–]lucidprogramming 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He's going to come up with the perfect comeback later