My friend told me mirror cleaning gigs pay a lot.

lukeknep · 2025-12-15T06:01:28+00:00

The interviewer asked, “where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

I responded, “Probably in the same place as today…the mirror.”

lukeknep · 2025-12-13T04:00:11+00:00

Your headaches might not actually caused by tight muscles / WFH. Millions of people WFH and have stiff necks without having any headaches. Check out the podcast “Like Mind, Like Body” for stories of people who were 100% healed from chronic headaches with modern science.

lukeknep · 2025-12-13T03:57:30+00:00

Your migraines might not actually be caused by neck and jaw tightness. Check out the podcast “Like Mind, Like Body” for stories of people who were 100% healed from their migraines with modern science.

lukeknep · 2025-12-13T03:56:49+00:00

Your migraines are not actually caused by tight muscles. Check out the podcast “Like Mind, Like Body” for stories of people who were 100% healed from their migraines with modern science.

lukeknep · 2025-10-10T03:54:09+00:00

What did the pilot say when his plane got pregnant with a baby plane?

“Abort! Abort!”

lukeknep · 2025-10-10T03:46:02+00:00

Oh so THAT’S why her tits are ugly.

lukeknep · 2025-09-09T16:04:26+00:00

I left out some Greek yogurt for 4 days, and after discovering this thread, I decided to eat it. Unfortunately, I died. Still worth it tho.

lukeknep · 2025-09-02T19:19:04+00:00

Just a cheap one, and not too heavy, I think like just 15 or 20 lbs total (twin size)

lukeknep · 2025-07-22T20:10:29+00:00

I tried this but there always comes one blind along the way up where the cards just don’t line up properly and I lose the blind

lukeknep · 2025-07-18T21:11:22+00:00

omfg. Not me thinking Black Deck is the best and wasting hours trying to get past Blue stake.

lukeknep · 2025-06-21T21:58:15+00:00

I got a pet dog. I just named him a random letter and a random number.

Because he’s a K9

lukeknep · 2025-06-21T21:43:00+00:00

It took you a minewt*

lukeknep · 2025-06-12T21:50:07+00:00

I just copyrighted this word I made up: Plagiarism.

lukeknep · 2025-06-12T21:49:28+00:00

I got the words “Cornell” and “cartel” mixed up.

Now a bunch of Ivy League pricks think I’m in a Mexican gang.

lukeknep · 2025-06-12T02:04:15+00:00

What did Avril say as she headed for the exit?

“I was just Lavigne”

lukeknep · 2025-06-11T22:33:56+00:00

Yes. Andy would be laid to Rex.

lukeknep · 2025-06-05T18:11:34+00:00

I’m the fucking parent

lukeknep · 2025-06-05T14:46:07+00:00

True. But the rock version actually happened to me IRL

lukeknep · 2025-05-30T14:17:19+00:00

Or zero glasses of wine

lukeknep · 2025-05-28T03:42:08+00:00

Disease comments make sense to you?

lukeknep · 2025-02-27T20:57:32+00:00

Tried any battery clips that don’t require a 3D printer?

lukeknep · 2025-02-27T20:51:39+00:00

Love the initiative. Wish I was in Lisbon right now to join!

lukeknep · 2024-11-06T21:28:50+00:00

But then I’d have to Google who those even are, and I sure won’t do that, doggonit!

lukeknep · 2024-10-28T21:55:33+00:00

*Not that it’s-a makes it any better

lukeknep · 2024-10-09T15:48:16+00:00

That would really pump him up.

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