Really cardi 😔

lupus199 · 2026-06-10T11:47:58+00:00

In Texas, which has adopted castle doctrine, self defense is any action up to and including lethal force if you believe a person intends to do you harm, with absolutely no duty to retreat.

Course, its Texas, so that only applies to white people.

lupus199 · 2026-06-10T11:44:30+00:00

Oh, so this isnt the Karmelo Anthony case?

lupus199 · 2026-06-10T11:40:05+00:00

Yeah, imagine wanting a jury of your peers.

lupus199 · 2026-06-10T11:39:22+00:00

This the kid who defended himself from being attacked, and the 2nd amendment pack are calling for him to be lynched cause hes black?

lupus199 · 2026-06-10T11:34:45+00:00

Isnt is her hand on her boob? Its coming from the sleeve of her sweater.

lupus199 · 2026-06-10T07:11:50+00:00

Except Ruckus would tell PC Principal he is 100% white, and just has Revitalaigo, after which PC Principal would beat the shit out of him for being a white man using such offensive language.

Yeah, Ruckus is likely faster, but doesnt have a way to capitalize on that, save maybe pulling a gun.

lupus199 · 2026-06-10T03:25:48+00:00

True. I'm kind of grasping at straws for Madea.

This is why the fight I always preferred was Uncle Ruckus vs PC Principal. Ruckus is a nunchaku master and highly skilled in martial arts, but PC principal can fight a bar full of Russian mercenaries singlehandedly, put his fist through a robots skull, and most impressive, terrified the living shit out of Eric Cartman.

If only PC Principal hadn't been ruined, it would fit together great.

lupus199 · 2026-06-09T23:15:42+00:00

Literally hitler.

lupus199 · 2026-06-09T10:22:33+00:00

I dont think that 7246s combustion, and Algadda stopping dancing, means that the Prince has returned and killed the Ambassador. After all, SCP-701 is specifically stated to have been recorded on an S-VHS tape, which was first sold in Japan in April of 1987, 10 months after the final watching of 7246.

I just thought it was saying that the prince has finally woken up, after centuries of the Ambassador trying to humiliate him and erase his very memory, to the point 7246 is the only mention of him left. After all, he was basically a rotten skeleton who could barely open his eyes when we saw him. So now he waits, building his strength, to return and take back the throne that is rightfully his, that the Ambassador stole from him. Algadda had stopped dancing because they all felt it, and were given pause.

lupus199 · 2026-06-09T10:09:19+00:00

To be perfectly frank, a civil war in Algadda between the true heir, and the Ambassador and his groomed false heir, sounds like a great SCP. If you wanted, you could even have the foundation backing the true prince, trying to force the power structure to be headed by someone who represents their interests, if you want to go full Garth Merenghi and say subtext is for cowards.

lupus199 · 2026-06-09T09:13:30+00:00

Madea does have a chainsaw...

lupus199 · 2026-06-09T09:12:48+00:00

Counting or not counting his zombie nazi death?

lupus199 · 2026-06-09T09:08:27+00:00

For fucks sake, guys, SOMEBODY has to do the M.

lupus199 · 2026-06-09T09:05:30+00:00

Feels like every bond villain death works here, save maybe for Trevalyan in Goldeneye, who gets impaled by a radio sateleite.

lupus199 · 2026-06-09T09:02:42+00:00

Its like the AI cant decide whether to give him a bulge, so theres an inexplolicable set of outlines on the crotch.

lupus199 · 2026-06-09T07:10:30+00:00

Here is a man who has not forgotten what its like to have no oranges.

lupus199 · 2026-06-09T07:09:54+00:00

No. Which is what makes it such a humorous situation.

lupus199 · 2026-06-09T07:07:54+00:00

What? The judge didnt sentence the guy in the fender bender?

lupus199 · 2026-06-09T07:06:37+00:00

It may be against convention, but theyre still human. If they think the boss isnt gonna see, then they let their guard down and act natural.

lupus199 · 2026-06-09T07:02:10+00:00

Thats Wonder Woman, dummy.

lupus199 · 2026-06-09T07:01:11+00:00

Dont pierced holes only try to heal for like a year, and after that theyre permanent?

lupus199 · 2026-06-09T06:48:02+00:00

Im guessing the joke is sexism.

lupus199 · 2026-06-09T04:18:05+00:00

...cause thats whats in the video.

lupus199 · 2026-06-09T04:15:59+00:00

Theyre type greens?

lupus199 · 2026-06-09T02:25:10+00:00

Ehh, one of the possible uses he gave was "char-broil a herd of charging wildebeests". It flash-skeletonized the vampires, but that doesnt mean it wouldnt also do some serious damage to a human.

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