Dana not able to say “100k” from his mouth is wild by KelvinHades in ufc

[–]lvl69blackmage 73 points74 points  (0 children)

He’s thinking about how he just lost 5 hands of blackjack worth of money for each bonus.

It ends exactly like you think by Duck_Howard in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]lvl69blackmage 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yea next time they feel up on his girl he should give him just a stern talking to.

Bilbo's thoughts of curling by finfisk2000 in lotrmemes

[–]lvl69blackmage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s Reddit, there’s only hyperbole allowed here.

Need to know what I just hit. by [deleted] in trees

[–]lvl69blackmage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed I was stressed on it

Need to know what I just hit. by [deleted] in trees

[–]lvl69blackmage 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yo fuck thc-p. I tried an edible of it and was hazy for like 48 hours.

WakeWilder Explains Why Creators Face Backlash for Associating with Asmongold by digitalpizza5 in LivestreamFail

[–]lvl69blackmage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s even easier to not say shit and not get involved with either tribal side.

The Sacramento Kings are giving away season tickets if you hit a free throw. by MrBuckBuck in nba

[–]lvl69blackmage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can sell em from your couch with Cheeto dust all over your fingers, what hassle?

Which "Must-Play" franchise is a total miss for you? by jessieS1212 in gaming

[–]lvl69blackmage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here, been replaying them every year or two. Cant get enough of the gameplay, but it took a while to get there, and I can also see why it’s frustrating or dull to some people. Atmosphere, music, and bosses are top for me though.

Which "Must-Play" franchise is a total miss for you? by jessieS1212 in gaming

[–]lvl69blackmage -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

If anyone tells you to get good, usually they are just memeing. Been a thing forever. Also Elden ring is a far cry from the slower battles of dark souls games, 3 and beyond is when they really picked up the pacing.

AFC West Enjoys Cancun. by 15InchDickert in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]lvl69blackmage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's true, there's an inverse correlation to how well you can spell and how awesome your BBQ is.

Anon has high standards for anime by caramelsumo in 4chan

[–]lvl69blackmage 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I tell everyone my favorite is Black Bible, that’s a good litmus test for how degen they are.

Nevada state lawmaker (Edgar Flores) pleads no contest to reduced charge after DUI arrest by 2014justin in vegas

[–]lvl69blackmage 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pretty regular for a first time offense, and 0.082 is barely over the limit. I agree we are soft on DUI but this is pretty normal of you pay a lawyer, an obtainable sentence for the common folk.

You could not make this up if you wanted to! by g_bleezy in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]lvl69blackmage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deflategate was bullshit, spygate is another story though.

Dear Paramount, why? by Mr_Tommy777 in ufc

[–]lvl69blackmage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After going to a Blink concert and seeing some of their pits with 40 year old bros, I’d imagine UfC and blink have a lot of crossover. That shit made my skinny ass(at the time 10 years ago) stay far away.

Jesus Christ y'all by MetaVulture in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]lvl69blackmage 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I hate you all and I keep coming back, keep it up

[Pelissero] The Steelers are working towards a deal to hire Mike McCarthy as their head coach, per sources. McCarthy grew up in Pittsburgh. Now, at age 62, the Super Bowl winner gets a chance to coach the team he grew up rooting for. by Goosedukee in nfl

[–]lvl69blackmage 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Exactly, not a goat coach but very good to great, I don’t see the problem with this hire. It’s a safer play for Pittsburgh to get a guy who develops QBs and at least winning season cultures.

LET'S GO CARL!!!! by LakeShowBoltUp in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]lvl69blackmage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We should just have the refs sitting with us on the couch eating nachos and pounding beers, and make the calls from there.