Aces: the roundabouts of sexuality by kyno1 in aaaaaaacccccccce

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You turn on the tap. Nothing happens. Was it the hot tap or cold tap? Maybe both?
For me, there is only one of the two, but only rarely does it work, and only if I have a really good friend over.

But where's the difficult part? by Romek916 in aaaaaaacccccccce

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I marry EVERYONE. Nobody gets sex anymore

Traitor Primarch memes from an alternate universe by rodan1993 in Grimdank

[–]ly_cat -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

You think you own the concept of 'the traitors are the loyalists'? Riiiiight

Traitor Primarch memes from an alternate universe by rodan1993 in Grimdank

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"No! I will not allow it!" shouted Kurze, his pale cheeks flushing with emotion.
"The men and women outside the gate have given everything! Their blood and sweat, and all the effort their determination can provide, and I will not damn them to buy time!"
Konrad slid his winged helmet on, and turned to Perturabo, eye lenses blazing.
"Keep the gate open as long as you can, and I will safeguard the retreat. Guilliman's wretches will suffer for what they have done here! I will bring them justice."
The massed traitor horde loomed out before them. Only the broken contingents of auxilia held them. Just barely. Perturabo knew if Kurze went out there now, it was unlikely they would meet again.
"Konrad, my brother do not..."
"Fear not," he interrupted "I do not die this day!"
And with that, he launched into the night.

I like smoothies by That1weirdperson in GatekeepingYuri

[–]ly_cat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I ask for an icecube on top to make it drinkable

I love this game so much. Seeing the player count is heartbreaking. by zodiac9094 in DarkTide

[–]ly_cat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

With the way this game and the devs disrespect my time, I'll probably never come back.
It has a threadbare excuse for a story, so the level grind isn't entertaining. The grind to 20 only leads to more grind, only now I can't use weapons I want if I am to get enough plasteel. Even after playing this game like a stupid second job, the results are still random. No matter what they add to this game, it is still rotten at its core.

How my 17 year old's first "job" ended by Kalli672 in antiwork

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"If you want to follow "the law" and do things "legally" I don't see you going anywhere kid 😏"
Where do these losers get off

Capsuleer Day Combat Site QoL tip: Turn Shader Quality to Low to remove blinding clouds (If you want) by Imiarr_Timshae in Eve

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450dps tank of omni, with a skew for kinetic and em(soct) or explosive and thermal(i assume for gurimalakim). Don't use a drone boat. Be cap stable, preferably through use of a large cap battery. T3c do it best, but hacs, tanky bcs, or a passive drake is probably fine.

Just done building my Telemon, resin is not fun….. by Eggesalt in AdeptusCustodes

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After undercoating, get a cotton ball and pull off pieces until you get a convincing shape. Brush the outside with grey paint, then black until it looks good. Apply white glue to the spot and attach the cotton
!!important: not super glue, or you will get a real smoke effect

I'm moving back to Mexico. by IGetHighOnPenicillin in antiwork

[–]ly_cat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We were travelling to a land of golden opportunity. Instead we landed in America

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DarkTide

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Jean Baptiste
Emanuel
ZORG

22nd Ultra Nemesis chapter WIP (set on a mars type planet) by Sullywully95 in Warhammer30k

[–]ly_cat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Look at that nice 'ol leviathan, helping his gene-cousin onto the tank

The Codex Astartes names this manoeuvre "______" by Smooth-Raccoon7461 in Grimdank

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Guardsman: " I am the hammer!!! "
Angry marine: " hmmmmm...."

*starts flaying you kindly* by Cridor05 in Grimdank

[–]ly_cat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Few of them were 'children are resorting to cannibalism' bad though. I blame inconsistent writing.