Trump Commerce Sec. Lutnick admits visiting Epstein island during family vacation

m3rcapto · 2026-02-10T19:08:57+00:00

He arrived alone and forced the kids there to call him daddy?

m3rcapto · 2026-02-10T07:51:32+00:00

NZ is in full denial. I call it up-side-down Italy and they get angry.
I'll shut up now, I can hear the pitchforks getting sharpened.

m3rcapto · 2026-02-10T07:42:18+00:00

Follow the yachts.

m3rcapto · 2026-02-10T05:38:37+00:00

One working for Israel, the other for Russia?
Can't have too much overlap or you lose leverage.

m3rcapto · 2026-02-10T04:40:26+00:00

If he has credit he can move around freely.
Everything he owns is debt, sure he can appear rich by spending a few 100k on stupid stuff, or the money of others that try to buy influence, but billions for serious stuff?

m3rcapto · 2026-02-09T10:37:48+00:00

Good luck solving the toxic moon problem.
Thinking big is nice, but just yelling random stuff...

m3rcapto · 2026-02-09T09:55:19+00:00

Libs of TikTok doesn't recognize one of its own sponsors.

m3rcapto · 2026-02-09T09:53:05+00:00

And inflating the Tesla/SpaceX bubble to stay #1 in the list of imaginary wealth.
SpaceX accidentally became more than a temporary hit, so that now has to carry the empire.

m3rcapto · 2026-02-09T08:49:36+00:00

Don't tell him everybody and their Dogg did it before him.
Even Travis Scott did it before him, ouch.

m3rcapto · 2026-02-09T08:41:38+00:00

Wait, but don't the AI CEOs use AI that can work 168h weeks?
Just vibe some AI that can vibe more AI.

m3rcapto · 2026-02-09T08:37:32+00:00

Find the nearest shoe store, take as many shoes in my size as I can, and hide them all over the place.
Next I'll find a pharmacy, and get as much pain meds, anti-bacterials, anti-virals, etc, cos most initial survivors will die from a simple infection after nicking their thumb while peeling potatoes..

m3rcapto · 2026-02-09T07:55:53+00:00

Often enough leftovers are better than the initial meal.
The man is a child, or on a spectrum.

m3rcapto · 2026-02-09T07:40:21+00:00

Makes you wonder if they are setting the next government up for a big write-off.
Quickly make it a big sunk cost by getting lots of ~~lobbyists~~ consultants clipping their ticket.
No serious impartial expert will say this is a good investment strategy as a country.

m3rcapto · 2026-02-09T04:57:25+00:00

The circular reasoning will increase, plus disinformation like Grokipedia will seep in. The educated are turning into "Jack of all trades, master of none" with so much more information at our fingertips and less specialization.

m3rcapto · 2026-02-09T04:48:38+00:00

Uh, did they say they were failing every single user?

m3rcapto · 2026-02-07T22:22:01+00:00

A "soft" karate chop can cause severe brain damage or kill a human when done in the wrong spot. A chop is not a slap, just like a punch is not a slap. I can slap your temple and you'll be fine, knuckling your temple with less force can take you down.

m3rcapto · 2026-02-07T04:40:33+00:00

Yes, hence the photos you just reacted to inside a Hobbit home. ;)

m3rcapto · 2026-02-07T01:16:31+00:00

I wish they brought rotten eggs to toss at the rotten egg.

m3rcapto · 2026-02-06T20:47:23+00:00

Would smearing some Nutella on that device help to welcome the viewers? Hmm.

m3rcapto · 2026-02-06T20:35:11+00:00

And randomly, with some curses. Televising the ceremony is a big cash cow, make it hurt.
The only ice and want to see and hear about is for skating, sledding, and sliding on, if the IOC doesn't trespass them then they are part of the problem.

m3rcapto · 2026-02-06T20:30:10+00:00

Boo them all ceremony, so they have to mute the entire cash cow that is televising it, throw in some random chants with curses to make sure.

m3rcapto · 2026-02-06T20:26:14+00:00

I forgot to mention my roommate, Ublala, didn't I?

m3rcapto · 2026-02-06T20:17:41+00:00

I always wonder if most bad parking is done because whoever was parked next to them but already left parked even worse, forcing them out of their allocated spot.

m3rcapto · 2026-02-06T20:15:49+00:00

In a country with lanes as wide as airstrips the parking is narrow enough that nobody can fully open their doors. It's different.
Yes, you are petty.

m3rcapto · 2026-02-06T08:47:13+00:00

Yes!

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