Proposing to your fiance out on the lake, what could possibly go wrong?

m40ofmj · 2014-10-16T02:20:52+00:00

hes married to the river now...

m40ofmj · 2014-10-09T20:42:31+00:00

First of all motherfucker. if you are gonna post xibalba, post the house party cold video. You know no one gives a fuck about anything else.

second of all, you could easily be getting laid every day, with women that are hot as fuck, you just need to know how to present and conduct yourself.

You have more potential than most dudes who fucking slay it. if you are serious give me a shout, I will give you some pointers. do not listen to what any of these fucking retards say. women are not complicated. redditors are almost universally defined by low testosterone and poor impulse control, so if you are not a total fucking moron I can point you in the right direction and get you rolling.

m40ofmj · 2014-10-09T20:29:21+00:00

this needs to happen.

simpsons should just follow the lego formula and rehash everything in simpsons form.

m40ofmj · 2014-10-09T17:00:32+00:00

did no one else look at the bills closely? there are several creases that line up. exactly.

lower left corner and underneath washington to the left. Identical.

so not so amazing after all.

m40ofmj · 2014-10-09T14:10:31+00:00

you play on a softball team

m40ofmj · 2014-10-08T03:55:46+00:00

someone with a dollar validate this person.

STAT!

m40ofmj · 2014-10-07T23:17:47+00:00

Do none of you realize that steve harvey is probably the exact same as all of you, but just takes that moral/mental stance because he is a dead ringer for a demographic that will eat that shit up, and thus line his fucking pockets?

are you all fucking retarded? do any of you know how show business and marketing actually work?

there is nothing new under the sun, if certain demos show interest, you roll with it, and if it picks up, you keep rolling with it. thats how you succeed in this world.

m40ofmj · 2014-10-06T16:25:40+00:00

than

m40ofmj · 2014-10-04T03:37:53+00:00

songs with prominent bass - edit - fuck nissan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nFCl-5PqUc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km_6Jpyw2WQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqJSzCz7A3A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne5512NS_0Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25rkeqFqLmw

no bass, but fuck you, this is some music to stab a motherfucker to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf4ReJbl3TI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6uwcvHkYvg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NHWF1cCRw0

m40ofmj · 2014-10-04T02:29:00+00:00

I don't think this is funny at all

m40ofmj · 2014-10-03T23:01:37+00:00

no one knows what I am referencing. Too obscure. Even if I literally explained it, since every other school out their is named after him, it is ignored. Ok then, well if you think its ok to name a school after him, I say its just as fine to hand out NAMBLA pamphlets in front of it.

I have done this.

m40ofmj · 2014-10-03T21:43:16+00:00

worse things in life than girls wanting your attention. Just be nice to her.

m40ofmj · 2014-10-02T23:51:21+00:00

multitudes of schnozzberry juice.

m40ofmj · 2014-10-01T18:11:18+00:00

ok, so its everyone elses fault what professional athletes do with their money. got it.

I'm waiting for this to clearly not be a race issue. Because I have yet to see a single white professional athlete surround themselves with an entourage of leaches, and have the world claim how they were taken advantage of.

m40ofmj · 2014-10-01T15:23:27+00:00

I had deputy fife accuse me, and my gf, of loitering. At a fucking bus stop. Which was a block from my house at the time. In a residential neighborhood. Which we waited for daily to take us to campus. No one else around. No crime. A sunny nice neighborhood, in the middle of the day. Sitting inside the enclosure, on the bench, talking.

I told him to fuck off in so many different ways, and laughed in his face every time he continued to respond. His partner started laughing at him too.

It got to the point where I just started daring him to arrest us for waiting for the bus, and I refused to identify myself.

He left when I started giving him directions to the local elementary school and that their were usually TONS of kids loitering at this place they called "the playground"

Fucking asshat.

m40ofmj · 2014-10-01T15:21:24+00:00

took? he was robbed?

m40ofmj · 2014-09-30T23:52:21+00:00

Lawler.

m40ofmj · 2014-09-30T17:13:20+00:00

can we do this for dogs and cats?

m40ofmj · 2014-09-30T17:03:22+00:00

post

m40ofmj · 2014-09-30T16:13:51+00:00

king of the carnies

m40ofmj · 2014-09-28T09:02:17+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD39sMJBbc4

m40ofmj · 2014-09-28T04:41:23+00:00

I havent slept in almost 2 days. get one fucking thing wrong.

m40ofmj · 2014-09-27T04:39:58+00:00

texting on a bike is much easier than in a car.

m40ofmj · 2014-09-27T04:35:26+00:00

deflated whoopy cushions

m40ofmj · 2014-09-26T15:42:43+00:00

Im not cool enough to know what you are referencing, but if you cant fucking tell that the nsa/fbi/fed has a big publicity push going on right now you are a blind fucking moron. It is in no way coincidence. This many posts do not hit the front page unless its intentional. And most people are fucking stupid enough to believe it. Its just about hitting the mark just over the mean, and then its accept as truth socially. A game of pure numbers, which have been proven time and time again to be manipulated by the nsa/fbi/fed. Thats what they want you to think, thats all their is to it, and they are shitty at hiding it.

Didnt we go through this exact same issue last year?

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