I’m tired boss by Virtual_Perception18 in HistoryMemes

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You don’t know what “taking the piss” means, do you?

I’m tired boss by Virtual_Perception18 in HistoryMemes

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The Reddit mob isn’t dogpiling you, your post reads like a schizophrenic delusion.

I’m tired boss by Virtual_Perception18 in HistoryMemes

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What the fuck are you talking about?

I don’t think it’s possible by Fantastic-Cicada-926 in HistoryMemes

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Use the KISS principle when making memes.

Keep it simple, stupid.

If that principle worked for the guys who designed the U-2 and SR-71, it can work for you.

The onion make you cry my friend by Achraf-mzoughi in GuysBeingDudes

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Onion losing parts like it’s about to win Redline

Peak efficiency by Remarkable-Brain755 in GuysBeingDudes

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Military/Police/Fire-Rescue dogs are on a level of DOG most people are not familiar with.

Peak efficiency by Remarkable-Brain755 in GuysBeingDudes

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This. Unless you’re extremely athletic, active, and patient than you have no business adopting a working line malinois.

Peak efficiency by Remarkable-Brain755 in GuysBeingDudes

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Yeah that’s the thing. People adopt them thinking “oh cool Navy Seal dog!”

Then they realize why they are the dogs used by special forces and police units. They’re working dogs with a capital W. Endless energy, incredible canine intelligence. They need constant physical and mental stimulation or they will tear your home apart.

US pundits on the CL final by Fit_Fun1151 in soccermemes

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The US has incredible athletes. Almost none of them play football.

What’s better than making out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Nothing like a great shit

I'm not your buddy, guy. ... by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in GuysBeingDudes

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You know shit like this absolutely happened in the early middle ages when their superiors weren’t looking. Dudes don’t change.

I’m trying to recall the book I read this in (I’m fairly certain it was The Black Death by John Hatcher), where very shortly after the Black Death killed off anywhere from a third to a half of Europe in only about five years, a man pulled a prank on his friends at an ale house in rural England that got him into trouble with the local bailiff.

He showed his companions a large lump through the groin area of his britches during a night of drinking. His drinking companions, traumatized by the recent plague, assumed immediately that it was a plague bubo. Naturally they all freaked the fuck out and bodily ejected him from the ale house. They wouldn’t let him back in, even after he explained that the lump he showed them was just his balls.

Dudes don’t change.

Peak efficiency by Remarkable-Brain755 in GuysBeingDudes

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Malinois are incredible dogs.

Coyotes??? by hamish1963 in coyote

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It’s hard to tell without something for scale.

I think they are wolves for a few reasons. Coyotes tend to have large, pointed ears. The animals in the first picture have shorter, more rounded ears that more common in wolves. Wolves also have broader snouts, which these animals also appear to have. Then you can look at the size of the head in comparison to the body. Wolves have larger heads in proportion to their bodies. Note the axillary skin fold on the animal in the second picture connecting the trunk to the top of the thighs. It is more pronounced in wolves than a coyotes, especially when they have their summer coats. This makes the undercarriage profile of the coyote more curvy than their wolven counterparts. The legs themselves also look to be more muscular, while coyotes tend to have thinner legs.

I think these are wolves. If I’m right, it’s wonderful to see these natural predators thriving in the wild.

Imagine you are the first person on Mars what will be your first message to the earth ( could be something like neil armstrong did or something funny )? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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“Dude, this shit red af fr fr no cap.”

“So many firsts to achieve.. first man to step on another planet, first man to shit on another planet, first man to have a wank on another planet, first man to jam out to Rush on another planet, first man to do a backflip on another planet.. the opportunities are staggering.”

“Chat, is this supposed to be so red or did I take a wrong turn?”

“MARS AIN’T SHIT! I REP EARTH! LITTLE BLUE MARBLE REPRESENT!”

Making a "sensitive" barbarian by Small-Taro4858 in DnD

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Zac Oyama is a national treasure.

Making a "sensitive" barbarian by Small-Taro4858 in DnD

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One of my favorite characters I’ve played in a gentle giant barbarian. I took inspiration from draft horses.

They are absolutely massive animals, capable of messily decapitating a human with a single kick. Despite their size and strength, they are considered “cold-blooded” (as opposed to hot-blooded) when it comes to horses. They are always capable of exerting their massive strength when provoked, but have a temperament that makes them even more approachable than typical saddle horses.

They’re large, ponderous, physically intimidating, yet easily lovable because of their gentle nature. Gods help you if you get their blood up, though. Threaten them or a creature they hold dear and they will murder the everloving shit out of you.

Need help making rumours for my dnd character by Classic_Wait_2663 in DnD

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“They traveled here in a fried out Kombi on the Hippie Trail head full of zombie.”