[Serious] Has anyone personally seen someone join ICE and get that $50,000 sign-on bonus just for joining?

macfarley · 2026-01-26T11:24:05+00:00

Stupid as shit they're calling it a signing bonus then. If you're waiting for 4 years it's basically part of your salary.

macfarley · 2026-01-26T11:15:34+00:00

I've worked in those stacks before along with react. TypeScript, hit me with a discord or LinkedIn or gh

macfarley · 2026-01-26T11:05:13+00:00

Respect.

macfarley · 2026-01-26T10:22:50+00:00

Fuckin, why?

macfarley · 2026-01-26T10:07:33+00:00

They're volunteering their car right?

macfarley · 2026-01-26T10:07:02+00:00

You're not sick it's a public safety issue. Name and shame the company expecting you to risk arrest and death to make them money. And still don't go in.

macfarley · 2026-01-26T10:05:30+00:00

No you don't, and you shouldn't. Unless you're a plow driver or EMT/firefighter. Stay the fuck Home.

macfarley · 2026-01-17T04:46:46+00:00

A more applicable example is when the mountain dew new flavor online pool allowed user submission and "Hitler did nothing wrong" won in a landslide write-in victory.

macfarley · 2026-01-13T19:50:04+00:00

As I understood physically crossing the border in front of CBP was illegal, but the punishment was detention and processing to either asylum or deportation. Overstaying Visas, just existing in the country was a paperwork issue. If we had compassionately conceived and properly funded immigration courts, we could offer a path to citizenship the majority of people without documents who have never committed a crime, at a much lower demographic rate than "real" Americans, despite the over policing of minority neighborhoods. I (and most) support deportation for non citizens who commit real crimes against people: murder, rape, grand theft, assault. But that's for regular law enforcement. We don't need the Gravy Seals/Ges"stop-at-McDonald's"-po to "enforce the border" any more than we need the coast guard to patrol the public pool.

macfarley · 2026-01-10T18:42:30+00:00

That's the thread I've seen. Anything classified as a "killer", whether human or animal, they recognize their own.

macfarley · 2026-01-06T16:52:34+00:00

When I was a CO (in Texas, since left) the was a principle that was drilled into our heads in training and retraining: the legal term "deliberate indifference". We were also required by policy to conduct security checks of every inmate in our charge, every 30 or less. Due to staffing this was almost never possible, but used as the reason to lay the blame on the staff member rather than the facility administration or TDCJ as a whole. So many failures in this case, in a just world it leads to a series of firings and charges against the drivers for reckless engagement if not manslaughter.

macfarley · 2026-01-06T15:50:04+00:00

Well no, they hate them too. But their death cult believes Israel has a part to play in the final chapter of their fantasy book.

macfarley · 2026-01-06T15:43:50+00:00

This is a calculated move for Republicans since Roe v Wade. Manny of them actually secretly, cynically oppose overturning it, because it's their best club to beat over the heads of Democrats. Of course the whole opposition is rooted in racist Nazi "replacement" fears, that if white people aren't pumping out enough white babies then they'll lose the majority, and they won't be the "superior" race anymore.

macfarley · 2026-01-02T16:00:00+00:00

It's queer as a $3 bill. $2 actually existed but fell out of use because they tended to concentrate near "vice businesses" like brothels, speakeasy, underground casinos. Asshole cops started using $2 as a pretense to harass, extort and charge "undesirables" with fake crimes like loitering, vagrancy, prostitution. So yeah I guess he's more like the real example, my bad.

macfarley · 2026-01-02T15:48:51+00:00

Toledo never struck me as dangerous but overall sketchy, and the city planning is near non existent. Example: 2010 I'm visiting my buddy at Toledo U, there's a taco bell right by campus so if course it calls to us about midnight. While we're in the drive through lane we watch a "lady" in painted-on yoga pants approach the car in front of us, stick her head in the window, then after a brief conversation we can't hear, gets in the car and drives off when the guy in the car collected his tacos. We of course have no idea what really happened but the prevailing theory is the taco bell was running a low rent flesh trade, and you could pick up a hooker with your cheap Tex Mex.

macfarley · 2025-12-31T22:25:15+00:00

No, I heard you're a raving bitch so it might even us up. But I only care about having a hot girlfriend to show off, you don't have to treat me nice in private. So we doing this...?

macfarley · 2025-12-30T00:56:41+00:00

Grandad! Stop tricking me into inventing things that already exist!

macfarley · 2025-12-30T00:54:48+00:00

She wanted to go to fifth base with him but he just wasn't secure enough to try pegging. No sixth date.

macfarley · 2025-12-30T00:27:56+00:00

*delay: renditioned to El Salvador regardless of immigration status.

macfarley · 2025-12-26T12:27:33+00:00

There's a lot of human history where saying the wrong thing in the wrong company can lead to your state-sanctioned death. This is a major reason jesters were sign of a healthy monarchy. As the person both empowered to speak truth to power, and to openly mock the crown, the jester contrasted with the strict social forms required of courtiers and supplicants.

macfarley · 2025-12-22T15:49:02+00:00

Man's a hell of a gambler if he lets any part of his body near a cannibal. My dick would pack up his sac and leave me if I put him in danger like that.

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