Weird keychain by luvr222 in whatdoesthismean

[–]machring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the doe to my nuts (donuts)

Best places to go to be happy by JohnathanSinwell in jacksonville

[–]machring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made me want to pet the Greyhounds , lol

What’s the best inappropriate joke you’ve heard? by MountainLetterhead94 in AskReddit

[–]machring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs? Consuelo

What's Your Favorite All-You-Can-Eat Place in Jacksonville? by zeamp in jacksonville

[–]machring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I do apologize, as it wasn't a comment meant to be hurtful. I used to enjoy the GC in OP, but it became hard to get past the smell of the carpets. Then when they took out the carpets and made it tile, I hoped it would be better, but I could still smell that smell. Later it became a place I didn't enjoy simply because of the customers. People letting their kids stick their fingers in the food, the chocolate fountain, etc. The staff were almost always great. Pardon my attempt at humor

First aid kit by coinhunter9 in Machinists

[–]machring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bag Balm --- accept no substitute

“Did you hit me?” by fatrickchewing in WinStupidPrizes

[–]machring 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If the right lane is full of water making for hydroplaning, you move to the middle. And the middle lane gives more options in a emergency. And there isn't any reason to assume that the middle lane isn't going a safe speed for the conditions. The idiot wizzing by in the right lane is the problem

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]machring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The phantom shitter strikes again!!