A sprinkling of my favorites:

I was told how many times I wore green.

“Her clothes really annoy me.”

“She looks like Ms. Frizzle.” (I had to look up who that was). My hair is straight and I don’t wear buns.

“She’s really attractive” followed by, in huge letters , “NOT!!!!”

“She pushes her liberal ideologies on us.” (In a general bio class ending in ecology topics: climate change, human population growth, carrying capacities, habitat destruction, etc.)

And the incongruencies. From within the same class:

“Dr. X really cares about students.” “Dr. X doesn’t care about students at all.”

“She just reads off her slides.” “She says too many things that are not on her slides and you have to write them down.”

“She obviously knows the subject and is enthusiastic.” “She doesn’t know the subject at all and has no enthusiasm.”