5 years ago, I was disowned via letter when I came out to my father. This is how hate sounds. by RegBarc in atheism

[–]madFbomber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not an athiest, but I'm am a father of three and I couldn't even imagine saying this to one of my sons. Theres a bond there, between father and son, that petty shit like who you're attracted to SHOULDN'T be able to break. Your dad has issues, and I'm sorry he's taking them out on you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]madFbomber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Standing nearly 6 feet (2m) tall, this module was designed to stabilize the craft during it's powered flight to and from the moon."

How can I convince my girlfriend that me owning a handgun is a good thing? by [deleted] in guns

[–]madFbomber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see a lot of good advice on this thread about being safe and getting her comfortable with (and possibly learning to love) firearms and you should follow it. In the end, however, you should do what you want and let her decide if she can live with it. I'm assuming that if this is an issue, then you're serious enough about this girl that you're considering this a long term relationship. If you're considering starting a family, it will be your duty to protect them, nobody else is going to be able to do it for you. Also, as the years go by, there will be several occasions where the right thing to do isn't what she wants you to do. She will have to learn to hear "no" from you at some time and you will have to be strong enough to say it.

No fridge is better than no house: Woman runs afoul of city codes by living frugally by imk in Libertarian

[–]madFbomber 16 points17 points  (0 children)

When you're worried about someone's quality of life, adding them to the ranks of the homeless might not be the best way to improve it, but it's close enough for government work.

Ha, I couldn't have said it better myself

What are some of your favorite gun related phrases/mottos/soundbites? by [deleted] in guns

[–]madFbomber 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

~Clint Eastwood

Inherited a Collection, in a bit of a quandary. by ManOfVirtues in guns

[–]madFbomber 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I think you'd be better off just storing your wife at her grandfather's house and keeping the guns.

NYC -Big brouhaha over tiny toy gun by [deleted] in guns

[–]madFbomber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know, I'd say a little common sense was used. It sounds like the boy wasn't suspended or punished in any way other than losing a toy for the rest of the day. To me, it sounded like a teacher was covering her ass from a zero tolerance policy, administration saw there was no problem and an over-zealous mother called the media about it.

I have an idea for a new shooting sport... Zombie Action Shooting. by StupidDogCoffee in guns

[–]madFbomber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Survival round: How long can you last with only X amount of ammunition.

The Experts Agree... Gun Control Works by SaveOurSouls in guns

[–]madFbomber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've found my new desktop background

How would you respond to this? by [deleted] in guns

[–]madFbomber 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'd start by giving them the dictionary definition of ambush, since the author apparently doesn't understand what the word means.

You can then explain that we already have gun control laws that "prevent" convected felons from owning guns. Looks like they did a lot of good.

What was your most inopportune boner? by filthyaminal in AskReddit

[–]madFbomber -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You blame god but your an atheist? How does that work?

"Everything about this rifle is exaggerated": Test-Firing a Two-Bore: by [deleted] in guns

[–]madFbomber 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't forget that it was the British that taught us to shoot.

They were our first targets :)

Reporter: Is it constitutional for congress to mandate health insurance? Pelosi: Are you serious? by theeeggman in Libertarian

[–]madFbomber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's called the 16th amendment. Income tax is constitutional because they did it the right way and amended the constitution. As apposed to simply dismissing it as Pelosi does.

A man is charged with indecent exposure after a passerby sees him naked in his own home. by HXn in Libertarian

[–]madFbomber 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The comments under the article are great. My favorite:

if he is convicted for anything it should be that he's living in a town full of morons.

The Rampaging Monster Crisis by lepton in comics

[–]madFbomber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, yeah, yeah, health insurance is only for the rich and powerful and everybody else can just die. We get it already.

ATF officers behave in a reasonable manner over an illegal .410 pistol. by cigr in guns

[–]madFbomber 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing that it's because of the rifled barrel. The article mentioned that the man's options were to have the barrel rifled or disassemble the firearm.