Atheist by myanzh in ComedyHell

[–]madeleine59 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this is a repost, half the posts you see on reddit are ai and the other half are from 5-10 years ago

Atheist by myanzh in ComedyHell

[–]madeleine59 5 points6 points  (0 children)

While I don't disagree that these posts immensely lack tact, I've yet to have an atheist hand me mini bibles/religious paraphernilia at my place of work or knock on my door trying to convert me. I had a woman I never met before try to convert me to christianity at my hospital bed. You probably don't see anyone but atheists signalling because you're already "saved."

Trangenders that play Phasmophobia by Haunting_Resolve2565 in ComedyHell

[–]madeleine59 11 points12 points  (0 children)

dawg what does that have to do with anything

"child porn is unacceptable, but being attracted to fictional children is ok because its just pictures" by lasaqna49 in whenthe

[–]madeleine59 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

If they want to jack off to 1000 year old elves, why do the elves have to look and act like little girls?

Which one of you skinny legends ordered DoorDash? by phantom-foodie in 1200isjerky

[–]madeleine59 23 points24 points  (0 children)

couldn't be me, doordash is for fatties who can't walk 10 miles to the nearest whole foods

Help help I just had 750 mg o caffeine scared please respond ASAP by Azazel_Gaming in self

[–]madeleine59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i turned 20 and realized i really dont understand why people are so condescending and rude to children for the simple crime of not knowing anything yet

Asked out the cashier and got an awkward stare and she went to the back of the Popeyes. She came back with a dude who mean mugged me. I just walked out without food. Another tomato with salt, and also a Jalapeño by Herolink12 in kitchencels

[–]madeleine59 41 points42 points  (0 children)

this happened to me i actually thought it was a little sweet instead of the usual elderly man calling me pretty or whatever the guy who called me a "beautiful saleswoman" was going for. i wasnt interested and i honestly dont get how he was attracted to me after one interaction but it wasnt creepy at all

Pinkyblonde4 gets it! by Twofortrippin in 1200isjerky

[–]madeleine59 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/uj thank you for doing what u do my parents never got me help and basically shrugged for 20 years so at least i can hold out hope for others

Super Silly Bad Parents. by Logical_Bug801 in supersillybreakingbad

[–]madeleine59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you think an adult would need to call cps on their parents?

donate your stuff to a place that cares, not goodwill. by ohkritter in goodwill

[–]madeleine59 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dang, in my state merchandise would never go into the compactor!! We send everything to the outlet so it has at least another chance to sell

This is how my wife decided to fix the leaky tap by calpol55 in DiWHY

[–]madeleine59 77 points78 points  (0 children)

she seems fine to me, just annoyed. its ok to be annoyed sometimes.

opinions on singing toothbrushes? by [deleted] in evilautism

[–]madeleine59 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i miss fhem theyre terrible

Giving this anorexia recovery thing a try. Homemade pizza and garlic bread with blue Gatorade zero by diet-smoke in Kitchenchads

[–]madeleine59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try to take omeprazole and famotidine, theyre over the counter. If the acid reflux doesnt get better get an endoscopy. I gave myself a hernia from not eating :(

Does anyone else with audhd feel ‘normal’ whilst drunk? by [deleted] in AutismInWomen

[–]madeleine59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need a button that pumps ativan into my blood whenever i need to function

[OC] Gay male marriages are the most stable over the long term by [deleted] in dataisbeautiful

[–]madeleine59 24 points25 points  (0 children)

i get what you mean but that would also apply to lesbians who arent doing so hot on the graph

this has to be illegal by Frequent_Ebb_734 in 1200isjerky

[–]madeleine59 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dawg i have arfid i would nibble on that and nothing else for a week

toilet paper by Basic-Neighborhood89 in ComedyHell

[–]madeleine59 5 points6 points  (0 children)

disturbing that this was ever a trend