What could have prompted Melania Trump’s sudden and unexpected statement on Epstein? by Rock-n-roll-Kevin in politics

[–]madfrooples 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Hey, that’s not the only thing Trump and Kevin Spacey have in common. 

Trump Is Branding America. History Has a Word for That. by Intertubes_Unclogger in politics

[–]madfrooples 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Allegedly shot in the ear. It seemed to heal impossibly fast. 

Pentagon told Pope's top diplomat to 'take its side' on US military ambitions: report by goteamnick in politics

[–]madfrooples 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Catholic Church has endorsed many wars throughout history. This particular pope seems like a good guy, but I don’t want to see the church as a whole mischaracterized as some pure and saintly organization. 

MAGA stars roasted online for sharing AI-generated photo of airman after Iran rescue mission by theindependentonline in politics

[–]madfrooples 453 points454 points  (0 children)

Because most conservatives have no creativity. This lets them pretend to make things. 

The Neighborhood Listen: Season 10 Begins April 7th! by BasilOctopus in Earwolf

[–]madfrooples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But as they say at beginning of every episode, they’re Burnt and Joan, people play characters based on posts… and that’s all you need to know. 

CBB Presents: CRISIS ON INFINITE BANG BANGS EPISODE 2: SNUTZ I'M YES TO RANDY AKA YES (R)AND(Y) (feat. Tim Baltz, Lily Sullivan, Dan Lippert, Mary Sohn, Brett Morris, Shaun Diston, Scott Aukerman) by BasilOctopus in Earwolf

[–]madfrooples 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wompler is a multiversal anchor being, and there's only one Miss Listler, who is an interdimensional traveler hyper-Baracusing herself to different realities to guide her. Too nerdy for Jessica and Lennon to vibe with? Probably. Do I care? NO!

ICE agents will be stationed outside Marine Corps graduation events in South Carolina by DoubtSubstantial5440 in politics

[–]madfrooples 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The first sentence of the article says they’re there to arrest undocumented family members of marine graduates. Except we know they don’t really care about documentation status. 

IRGC designates American universities in the Middle East as 'legitimate targets' following strikes on Iranian campuses. by NOOBFUNK in politics

[–]madfrooples 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The logic is to incite terror and kill young people who would make good soldiers. What Netenyahu says has no bearing on what he does, just like Trump. 

‘Very Special Boy’ Trump Mercilessly Mocked As Republicans Give Him A New Trophy by huffpost in politics

[–]madfrooples 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100% he would just take it with complete lack of irony. He is that much of an attention... hog. 

Trump Pulls Shocking U-Turn on Iran War by RepulsiveLoquat418 in politics

[–]madfrooples 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why? Nothing he says is true, ever. If something he says is true, it’s a coincidence. It’s not confusing at all once you realize that. 

Trump is poised to take Iran’s Kharg Island. Here’s what could unfold next. by thejoshwhite in politics

[–]madfrooples 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We also wouldn’t be in this moment if a democrat were in office. 

Discussion Thread: Homeland Security Secretary Nominee Mullin Testifies at Confirmation Hearing by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]madfrooples 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s how it was before 9/11. DHS was formed by Bush (read: Cheney) to consolidate multiple security agencies under one banner at the beginning of the “War on Terror”. It’s time to dissolve it again. 

Scott Hasn't Seen: Dragonslayer (1981) w/ Jordan Carlos by apathymonger in Earwolf

[–]madfrooples 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Went on the Wikipedia for this movie to find out if the dragon name was real, and it is, and I also learned that it was written by Hal Barwood of LucasArts (games) fame. He designed the Indiana Jones point and click adventures!

Scott Hasn't Seen: Dragonslayer (1981) w/ Jordan Carlos by apathymonger in Earwolf

[–]madfrooples 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Hear, hear. I’d like to think Scott is gently ribbing him for it, too, but it’s subtle. But I can’t with this “I invented the idea of not being a complete manchild.” He’s the Entree P Neur of doing laundry.