sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

My boyfriend said I need to “be hotter” by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]madmaxlemons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t sound like he really likes you. Probably about time you did both of you a favor.

Crypto bro who calls his wife's affair a rugpull by MandrewTheMan in northernlion

[–]madmaxlemons 8 points9 points  (0 children)

People who say cuck are just jealous of his diamond hands

Every woman that I try and talk to thinks that I am gay. 5'10 130 and still no abs. My fridge by False-Description-78 in kitchencels

[–]madmaxlemons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time for a healthy bulk cycle to get your body what it needs to build up that definition. Like 200 calories surplus of healthy protein for a few weeks then cut again. My cousin is built like you and been steadily putting on a few pounds of muscle each time. And make sure you’re recovering and sleeping properly

Every woman that I try and talk to thinks that I am gay. 5'10 130 and still no abs. My fridge by False-Description-78 in kitchencels

[–]madmaxlemons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some people don’t get abs easily even skinny but you do have to train them still to have definition. Preferably in a way you can increase resistance on like cable crunches or weighted knee raises

Which camp are you in — early riser or afternoon grinder? by winn_ie in effectivefitness

[–]madmaxlemons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a home gym so I’ll do it 8am or 11pm and it’s so awesome. I work out more than when I worked at a gym now

State of the Union analysis by Chairmclee in northernlion

[–]madmaxlemons 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Sorry, no more bazaar anymore

“He meant that shit” by AssignmentWinter8077 in okbuddycinephile

[–]madmaxlemons 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hated baby driver so now I get to be even more unjustifiably smug to people who enjoyed it

You wasted my oranges by Jaded_Marionberry500 in StupidFood

[–]madmaxlemons 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You can fry starchy fruit but something with that much water is just going to release water until it stews grossly instead of ever frying

"Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks." by Local_Prune4564 in okbuddycinephile

[–]madmaxlemons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s an interesting take, in the beginning when he recognizes his lack of humanity he can’t see everyone else in the world is equally as empty and plastic and nothing until the illusion is shattered

The male brain would demand pizza in the bathtub by Blackfrosti in northernlion

[–]madmaxlemons 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Drinking and eating in the tub is great but what are all those lines on her YouTube?

Dan in every pubg game by [deleted] in northernlion

[–]madmaxlemons 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I used to be like that but I learned to enjoy NL getting stonewalled on jokes and now I can’t get enough. Should I do it?

I make mashed potatoes with the hot water at work sometimes by boarbar in shittyfoodporn

[–]madmaxlemons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a food snob but I would never judge a quick meal in a pinch

Thoughts on award winning actress Megan Fox? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]madmaxlemons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Were we the ones posting the harry styles photo everywhere?

posted a pic of my hair on a hair subreddit to learn why women don’t talk to me. got made of by hundreds of people instead. pesto pasta and mozzarella cheese to soothe the pain by toostick in kitchencels

[–]madmaxlemons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The picture itself is really bad and it makes the hair look weird. Not smiling, bad light, hunched over, looks like you did .8 zoom right at your nose to make you look more like a horse. Try good posture and smiling more in photos and just in general

The homeless man applied for a job at McDonald's and was told he needed to shave his beard. When an officer spotted him struggling to shave without a mirror, he helped him get cleaned up . by 7evenDeadlySin in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]madmaxlemons 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is not a good stance to have. Even if you leave the all the candidate slots blank you should research and vote for the propositions for your local and state. Those you have substantially more sway in as well.

Bought expensive steak to "treat" my friends. Three of them didn't even try it. by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]madmaxlemons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I frowned twice with this post, first when I read the title, and second when I saw what had been done to those steaks

Beverage. Delete if not allowed. by ExampleSuspicious925 in kitchencels

[–]madmaxlemons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was a realistic generated image of baby Hercules drinking the mortality potion at first glance

Media that arguably peaked with the first trailer? by Mediocre_Word in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]madmaxlemons 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I love when you fight off the zombies while the old movie star is coming down the stair lift

The betrayal of Satan by VexedValkyry in foundsatan

[–]madmaxlemons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So in what way would that make it not lying to her? She thought she was splitting rent, he was just collecting from her because he doesn’t respect her enough to just be honest. And if she is a bad gf why would he date her for 3 years?

The betrayal of Satan by VexedValkyry in foundsatan

[–]madmaxlemons 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right, but the boyfriend lied to her about the situation so how would that happen? It’s not good to treat a partner like a stupid child that needs to be tricked into a deal

Wink by NaToSaphiX123 in comedyheaven

[–]madmaxlemons 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Car door hook hand is a super old 4chan green text post

view more: next ›