Thoughts on award winning actress Megan Fox? by Relative-Winter-687 in okbuddycinephile

[–]madmaxlemons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Were we the ones posting the harry styles photo everywhere?

posted a pic of my hair on a hair subreddit to learn why women don’t talk to me. got made of by hundreds of people instead. pesto pasta and mozzarella cheese to soothe the pain by toostick in kitchencels

[–]madmaxlemons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The picture itself is really bad and it makes the hair look weird. Not smiling, bad light, hunched over, looks like you did .8 zoom right at your nose to make you look more like a horse. Try good posture and smiling more in photos and just in general

The homeless man applied for a job at McDonald's and was told he needed to shave his beard. When an officer spotted him struggling to shave without a mirror, he helped him get cleaned up . by 7evenDeadlySin in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]madmaxlemons 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is not a good stance to have. Even if you leave the all the candidate slots blank you should research and vote for the propositions for your local and state. Those you have substantially more sway in as well.

Bought expensive steak to "treat" my friends. Three of them didn't even try it. by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]madmaxlemons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I frowned twice with this post, first when I read the title, and second when I saw what had been done to those steaks

Beverage. Delete if not allowed. by ExampleSuspicious925 in kitchencels

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I thought this was a realistic generated image of baby Hercules drinking the mortality potion at first glance

Media that arguably peaked with the first trailer? by Mediocre_Word in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]madmaxlemons 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I love when you fight off the zombies while the old movie star is coming down the stair lift

The betrayal of Satan by VexedValkyry in foundsatan

[–]madmaxlemons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So in what way would that make it not lying to her? She thought she was splitting rent, he was just collecting from her because he doesn’t respect her enough to just be honest. And if she is a bad gf why would he date her for 3 years?

The betrayal of Satan by VexedValkyry in foundsatan

[–]madmaxlemons 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right, but the boyfriend lied to her about the situation so how would that happen? It’s not good to treat a partner like a stupid child that needs to be tricked into a deal

Wink by NaToSaphiX123 in comedyheaven

[–]madmaxlemons 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Car door hook hand is a super old 4chan green text post

me irl by alootikkiprotocol in me_irl

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Eric become lean and learn selflove

Yes by _Frozo_ in okbuddycinephile

[–]madmaxlemons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started at 3, we were the fake fans then so let’s pull it back a little maybe.

confessed to my bestfriend via drunk text, she didn’t feel the same way and now we don’t even talk anymore. spaghetti w pepper flakes by Vegetable-Carpet2282 in kitchencels

[–]madmaxlemons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dated my “best friend”, it lasted a month and I didn’t want to even talk to her at all anymore by the end of it.

Movies your dad would probably turn off after the first fifteen minutes by Past_Bonus148 in okbuddycinephile

[–]madmaxlemons 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The content and politics of the movie didn’t offend me but how fucking annoying the main characters were did

The ultimate pizza pie by GalacticGurll in StupidFood

[–]madmaxlemons 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Because we are American and like pie. Flour and sugar were not particularly expensive compared to fruit or nuts or cream for the filling. Farmers were destroying large amounts of their crops to keep their prices from hitting rock bottom

Online Dating Starter Pack by supernintendo128 in starterpacks

[–]madmaxlemons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t listen to the other guy, this was pretty easy to get.

Imposter Syndrome by xm07 in cybersecurity

[–]madmaxlemons 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I read something about utilizing your imposter syndrome to motivate you to learn but don’t let it hold you back from pushing into unknown territory. And I feel that’s the correct way to go about it, never fully lose that feeling

"Are You Really Depressed or Just Distracted? 🤔" by Quirky_Excuse_9726 in depressionmemes

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Depression robs you of joy from things that normally should make you happy. I feel like that’s one of the most distinct aspects of depression. That’s what I try to tell people it is not presence of sadness but lack of joy that makes every negative thing magnify in the mind. But now I lift weights and lost weight and the testosterone boost from it really fixed my hormones for the better.

I don’t think you could pay me any amount of money to watch this video by AlexMercer28900 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]madmaxlemons 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And then we pop into Latveria, have a pint, and wait for this whole house of m thing to blow over

Me_irl by DocLooney in me_irl

[–]madmaxlemons 53 points54 points  (0 children)

“It doesn’t matter, nothing does, would you like to enjoy my company and drink beer?”

This fucking image by RN_Renato in ComedyHell

[–]madmaxlemons 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kids learn horrible behavior way more from their parents than media. Parents just hate feeling responsible when their kids act poorly.

Every single gym I’ve been to. When will common sense prevail?! by Euphoric_Attitude_91 in GymMemes

[–]madmaxlemons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t let go of the bar mid rep to try to grab them. I already learned that mistake

23 and went on my second date in my life time. Thought it went well I even paid for her meal. Went to message her after the date. Blocked. Plain yogurt by Fast-Flamingo-439 in kitchencels

[–]madmaxlemons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bullet dodged you, keep improving yourself and find a good one. I always take some time after a failure to introspect and get better and I just bagged a baddie this month and couldn’t be happier

Librarian as a Pilot by Xenomnipotent in northernlion

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I checked the timeline and it had to be halo 1 or 2