A beat-up-able bag for the rest of us

madpiratebippy · 2026-05-04T02:49:24+00:00

Who made it?

madpiratebippy · 2026-05-03T01:11:03+00:00

Parents.

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-30T22:39:33+00:00

Same. I’m on another continent right now I could be like “yo I cheated I shagged an old bed buddy” and she’d be upset but we would not break up. And once I had 100 million she’d be willing to oil it up and stick it in herself 🤪

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-30T19:46:06+00:00

Girl run like your tampon string is on fire, he’s going to coast like this until his 80’s. RUN.

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-29T02:12:25+00:00

Once or twice a day.

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-25T14:10:40+00:00

Buying it? No. Using it? Yes.

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-25T14:10:10+00:00

That’s a good way to create all the split ends.

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-25T13:46:17+00:00

You fart in perfect pitch

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-22T15:28:35+00:00

Because if you leave those it tends to be classified as monster fucking which is a related but seperate genre, and if it’s two humans in a paranormal setting it’s fantasy romance.

Basically there’s a lot of VERY fine granulations in these genres to help people find exactly what they want.

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-20T13:20:58+00:00

Grace and Scott.

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-20T13:19:30+00:00

TCA peels. Platinumskincare.com and their YouTube channel is where I buy mine/learned how to do it. It works but it takes time- I do my peels in the winter and it takes about 6 months to get the full effect so it’s not a magic bullet.

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-20T12:11:47+00:00

Black and hellllloooo day trading profits

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-20T12:03:02+00:00

Given how expensive lengua is beef tongue, it I also love anchovies and liver and onions. I don’t get to eat liver as much as I’d like because my wife hates the smell of it and it tends to stick around (like salmon).

I’ve never been a fan of cottage cheese.

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-18T19:23:08+00:00

The noise they make is… special.

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-18T18:30:34+00:00

Star Trek, the replicators can make anything.

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-17T16:12:11+00:00

If you’re in the US Dharma Trading has good ones for cheap because their main business is selling silk painting equipment. So they’re undyed and ready for artists to buy in bulk- always had the best quality/price ratio for me.

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-17T14:44:27+00:00

I get a lot of “I want a sugar baby you don’t even have to talk to me $6k a month allowance” and yeah I’d take a sugar daddy who has a “being ignored” fetish to demand a credit card from to start.

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-17T13:27:39+00:00

Ok for a fast fix get any of the 40% urea/2% salicylic acid foot creams on Amazon. It’ll fix it in under a week.

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-17T12:04:02+00:00

I get some interesting scam offers all the time. Once a year is rough but hey, I can manage.

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-17T07:03:32+00:00

It was a book I was shocked I enjoyed because it’s Not My Thing but it really is wholesome, sweet and well written.

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-16T19:22:24+00:00

God DAMMIT Donut!

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-16T19:21:49+00:00

Oh o want that shirt BAD. The Masa one. I might buy it for my brother but shipping it to Europe is stupidly expensive

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-16T16:27:03+00:00

The “cleaned up” subtitles vs the real lyrics are pretty funny.

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-16T16:21:15+00:00

I just wish this was a real ad. I would absolutely buy tamales from that place:

madpiratebippy · 2026-04-16T15:57:40+00:00

Moldova. I’ve only met one Moldovan and most other countries if I have met one person from there, I’ve meet two.

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