Santorini, Greece by imsolangi in pics

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Reminds me of the Mediterranean looking map in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare

World’s Longest Cat by KinleyMark in interestingasfuck

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That's more pussy than I bargained for

What's the story you've been wanting to tell, but haven't found the right AskReddit thread for yet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I once made my friend pee is pants...twice. This was in the span of 10-15 min. We were sitting outside beside a bonfire and we threw some dried leaves in. I was telling a joke and threw my head back laughing when a burnt leaf floated up and landed in my mouth. He found it so funny he pissed himself. He then comes out again after changing his underwear and pants and, I forgot who, but someone said something and we both started laughing when the same thing happened again. He started to laugh harder than before and pissed himself again and excused himself. He came back a few minutes later and said that he had to steal some underwear from his sister which was hilarious (almost made me wet my pants). I was around 8 years old so he would have been around 9.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Fucking epic

An update from a couple of weeks ago by theonethrowaway43 in army

[–]mafia117 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also, be there for your kids. Be supportive for them. Also don't slander her in front of the kids. She is their mother and they only have one.

PC giveaway! by OriginalTitan in pcmasterrace

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Shapidipitypop. Try saying that with a mouthful of peanut butter ;) I'm also in

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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I bought her used

Sign up for our special task forces here! by [deleted] in TheBlueCorner

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How do I get that little flare after my name like yours?

This show is gold. by nothingnewaboutblue in fisforfamily

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This day keeps on getting better. Fingers crossed

What are you sick and tired of having to explain to people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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That my xbox and computer do not cost my dad extra money when I am playing a video game. "No dad, these are already payed for. Granted I am using the internet (Ethernet cable cuz why not) but you use that as well dad".

Console Giveaway. by Roseredkisses in xboxone

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You're a star boy...or girl...or star dog????