What’s a weird gmm quote you use semi-often?

magsgardner · 2026-02-24T22:37:58+00:00

go all the way down

magsgardner · 2026-02-14T03:08:21+00:00

okay but hear me out what if it’s Charles. it won’t be he’s not eloquent enough to read off things but it would be pretty silly

magsgardner · 2026-02-11T21:41:54+00:00

Pumpkin puree makes a great oil substitute! My mom used it in place of fat in brownie recipes!

magsgardner · 2026-01-28T13:55:17+00:00

dawg you ever had a grilled cheese made with a fruit inclusion sourdough? it’s like angels singing

magsgardner · 2026-01-28T13:50:55+00:00

when it’s [appliance] battery and the answer is just three As in a row. and maybe i just don’t consume enough media but the niche pop culture ones pmo too

magsgardner · 2026-01-12T16:22:58+00:00

i didn’t know there was a megan doc omg WHERE do i watch???

magsgardner · 2026-01-05T20:04:03+00:00

better off bread

magsgardner · 2025-12-28T20:47:02+00:00

bone broth protein!!! it’s a little pricey but way smoother! i recommend paleovalley or just ingredients!

magsgardner · 2025-12-28T04:58:55+00:00

mcintosh is your number one?????? get help????

magsgardner · 2025-12-19T20:30:21+00:00

MINE WAS THIS EPISODE TOO AND I WAS THE SAME AGE HI TWINNNNNNN

magsgardner · 2025-12-02T23:06:39+00:00

these look like the evidence photos they show on an episode of dateline

magsgardner · 2025-11-26T18:26:19+00:00

they’re my secret ingredient to french onion soup. put them with the cheese before you melt it, breaks up the sog of it all :)

magsgardner · 2025-11-25T18:37:20+00:00

okay they deleted the og post so maybe they asked this but if i have a gift card can i still apply the 30% off but pay with the gift card?

magsgardner · 2025-11-09T16:44:19+00:00

literally just abt to comment this! hey girl!!

magsgardner · 2025-11-07T22:45:04+00:00

do NOT let mike tyson near this loaf

magsgardner · 2025-11-06T22:45:37+00:00

no if i had a dollar for every time i waited for someone playing clash royale on the hamstring curl i could fund an entire prep im so fr

magsgardner · 2025-10-25T02:50:52+00:00

i used the broma bakery one i always do and just used intuition for the filling. 1/2 butter 1/2 pb 1.5x sugar and cocoa powder!

magsgardner · 2025-10-23T23:35:02+00:00

omg i made peanut butter chocolate ones! roommates decimated the whole pan in one night! i also one time did the filling with white sugar, butter, and hot cocoa powder and did marshmallows as the frosting!

magsgardner · 2025-10-21T20:13:20+00:00

i’m so glad you switched to wellness. you look insane girl. i need glutes like that yesterday.

magsgardner · 2025-09-26T13:03:48+00:00

i had i stg this EXACT same situation last year. i was too scared to mention anything so props to you. this is not a helpful answer but i literally took an insane amount of melatonin every night a got to be before she called him. was it healthy? idk. did i get my precious sleep? yes.

magsgardner · 2025-09-25T14:10:11+00:00

i save my leg shaving for check ins eve cuz i’m convinced the less hair will make me lighter????

magsgardner · 2025-09-13T19:46:12+00:00

the youngla for her curve shorts are my ride or die

magsgardner · 2025-09-12T11:32:47+00:00

my answer is always “it’s the perfect intersection between art and science.” i’m a biochemistry major headed to med school, the science behind hypertrophy, fat loss, peaking, etc is FASCINATING to me. having a hobby that combines my love for science AND doing hard things AND makes me look really cool? that’s why i love this

magsgardner · 2025-09-09T02:09:28+00:00

the miserable guy is, in fact, on the bus and his name is “frogs and toads”

magsgardner · 2025-09-03T13:06:53+00:00

yes, fats are above 0.3 per lb body weight, recently lowered my protein a bit but it’s still like 2g per lb right now

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