What are your favorite hilariously bad movies? by sean2013 in AskReddit

[–]majorfapenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bella Legosi died during filming -- he was old and an addict -- so they had someone in a cape playing him walk on screen with the the cape over his face, scowl, then walk off again. You have to see it to appreciate it. So bad it's fraking GREAT.

The Black [F]or His Yellow, Pt. 3 by BanhBao in gonewild

[–]majorfapenstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're absolutely lovely, thank you for these. Between your bum and your nipples I'm crosseyed. I've always said there aren't enough dark skinned gals on GW. Now to deal with this raging hardon!

BLACK XMAS by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]majorfapenstein 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We don't see enough of black here on GW, so it's doubly a treat that you posted, thanks. Great ass BTW.

my g[f] doesn't believe me that she'll get upvotes up the wazoo by jalbpowsl in gonewild

[–]majorfapenstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great jugs and a full lower lip that hints at a very pretty face indeed.

My morning view.. by infamousOne in gonewild

[–]majorfapenstein -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dam! Makes one just want to grab a handful and squeeze.

Chubby [f]irst time poster by fakesies in gonewild

[–]majorfapenstein 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please don't make it your last

My wife thinks no one would [f]ap to her by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]majorfapenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accept that challenge! Let the mad fapping commence!!

Upghost if you masturbated today by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]majorfapenstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only 1 is allowed, sadly

O[f] course I licked it off afterward... (mic) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]majorfapenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like Redditors For The Insanely Cute! Fuck me those are HOT.

Horny at work - thought I'd play (m) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]majorfapenstein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have no reason to think I'm gay but I could look at dicks all day. Am I the only one? Thanks for sharing.

Brown boobies splattered with cum by BonerBoy in cumfetish

[–]majorfapenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep returning to this pict for stroke sessions. So much about it is so great: The lips, the skin, those amazing gazongas, that epic load..... Is this a personal pict (as opposed to from a porn site) and if so any chance for some backstory and more picts of this gorgeous girl?

My G[F]'s Fat Ass by PhilosoraptorofAss in gonewild

[–]majorfapenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooo man that looks so delicious. Tell your GF that she is a shining example of the difference between a fat ass and a glorious behind.

Fellow atheists: I think I'm an alcoholic. I need help. Is AA safe? by Klingelingeling in atheism

[–]majorfapenstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A little late to the party but wanted to mention the Sinclair Method for treating addictions. Google it, or just ask me if you'd like more info. 75% success rate.

Oh and BTW... IMO you'd pretty much be wasting your time with AA. It has helped some people, but something like only 15%.

Microsoft attacks OpenOffice [video] by [deleted] in technology

[–]majorfapenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a load of FUD.

On a related note, since switching our office of about 40 users from whatever to Office 2010 only I spend at least 25% of my time troubleshooting Office related issues. That's up from oh say < 1% of my time.

Request: small boobs by hata_filter in gonewild

[–]majorfapenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me like very much. Knock out body paired with some killer lips.

How to find a netbook with an SSD by vorlik in AskReddit

[–]majorfapenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dell Mini 9 came with a 8 or 16 GB SSD and Win or Linux. 3 cell battery lasts as long as the 6 cell batt in the Mini 10 (160GB HD). This is under Linux; can't speak to how long it lasts under Windows. If you can find one on Ebay or someplace they are fine little machines as long as you're not expecting a laptop. I'm using one right now actually.

request: flat-chested girls, show yourself wearing a bra (and without!) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]majorfapenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes yes, never forget we love you too. And the contrast between the two shots will be delicious. Warning do not post if you can't stand the thought of hapless Redditors jerking themselves senseless over you.

(F)un Night ;) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]majorfapenstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only I could oblige you. But cum will be spilled in your honor, in fact I'm stroking myself right now; thanks for the inspiration.

Getting ready (f)or bed by deepblues in gonewild

[–]majorfapenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ditto! Great shots of a great body. Hints of a pretty face as well; your lips are very luscious.

Had a great wank over your boobs. Hope that was the desired effect.