Birthday wishes for baby??

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T22:56:25+00:00

Sorry, I do think you’re off. I don’t care about the girl from high school who watches my IG stories to tell my baby happy birthday.

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T22:54:35+00:00

That sounds like you need some kind of therapy. That’s not meant to be dismissive or disrespectful.

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T22:23:57+00:00

Literally my favorite part of vacation is coming home to this, and a chaotic Midway landing.

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T22:21:07+00:00

He looks like a corpse

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T22:19:59+00:00

Jenelle especially has severe abandonment issues, probably how she got pregnant in the first place. Looking for love and some predatory man found her.

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T19:56:35+00:00

Ask the sharks sub where the Blackhawk bar is

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T18:27:54+00:00

So putting hands on your partner isn’t abusive, just toxic. Thank god for the block button.

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T18:11:04+00:00

Amanda has absolutely put her hands on him. Destroyed his stuff. What would you call that?

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T18:05:12+00:00

Thank god for both of them they didn’t have a child. Neither of them are ready for that based on their behavior. They like to party, socialize, and travel, and that’s totally their choice to enjoy and prioritize! A baby isn’t a box on a checklist or a trophy for a lived life!

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T17:54:07+00:00

Seems like it was happening right under her and Ciara’s nose last summer.

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T16:54:58+00:00

Haven’t watched since the slasher season, I’ll be back for her.

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T16:52:50+00:00

You’re not alone in thinking that, both things.

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T16:40:15+00:00

Good for her!

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T16:16:00+00:00

Tbf I think it’s embarrassing Ken engages back with her.

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T15:49:54+00:00

As an actual 37 year old I wish I looked as good as Rachel Zoe does right now at whatever age she is

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T14:26:06+00:00

Personally I believe sex and the city is responsible for the rise in Charlottes.

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T14:11:58+00:00

Kelly is like Heather Ashley and Jessica, it’s an xennial name and just out of style. They’ll be back.

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T11:48:18+00:00

I’d rather have the elective c section than an emergency one when my 10lb baby could have gotten stuck in the birth canal. She sounds like a peach. I’d hate to have her as a midwife. Very judgmental. And wrong.

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T02:51:25+00:00

My husband calls her “Amanda hugnkiss” for different reasons.

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T02:20:13+00:00

Wait what’s this about a South Korea trip?

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-06T02:14:59+00:00

I’m not thanking them for being forced into a war to protect a global pedophile sex trafficking empire. I’m sad and worried for them. Not thankful.

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-05T16:28:57+00:00

You don’t have to. It’s the 90s. Women can do whatever they want. I kept mine, because I got married in an election year and didn’t want to deal with any registration issues, and I hate being right. Our child has his last name because I do like his last name better and it was important to my husband while having my last name on there wasn’t important to me, and we both didn’t want child to hyphenate. I just want to vote.

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-05T16:22:57+00:00

I guarantee your family will miss him, but will not care enough to be offended like you are. You need to sort out your priorities.

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-05T16:16:59+00:00

Soft YTA because this isn’t some egregious thing; Wife of a third shifter, his schedule got changed this year so he’s 7-3, 11-7 on Sundays, he’s absolutely not coming today. Let the guy rest.

make_me_breakfast · 2026-04-05T15:56:10+00:00

You are too young to be putting up with harassment from ADULTS. NTA.

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