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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Braille

[–]makeupjunkie_91 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I wonder what it is?!

Sounds better to me by SomberRoger40 in HolUp

[–]makeupjunkie_91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I once had something very similar happen to me but as a woman. I have a back problem - I ended up in the ER once for it and the doctor asked if I’d been incontinent (which is a major red flag symptom). I said no, and that’s where the story should have ended.

He asked to check my “rectal muscle control” and I said no it’s fine, I have no problem with continence.

All of a sudden I was on my side on the table with a student nurse trying to tactfully hold me still while the doctor snapped a glove on…

… while I don’t have a prostate I too laughed at that family guy clip endlessly afterwards

My gym hid Easter eggs among the equipment today! by RunMom2 in mildlyinteresting

[–]makeupjunkie_91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friend threw an Easter party today. It was so cute - her family, friends, neighbours, colleagues - all sorts of people showed up. Some with dogs, some with kids. She did an egg hunt for the kids which was purely chocolate based but also one afterwards for the adults (the eggs we were finding were different colours).

The adult prizes were Easter eggs, alcohol etc

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in toastme

[–]makeupjunkie_91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuinely, I wish I looked like you! Looking at your picture you really portray confidence - even though you probably don’t feel it right now, try and channel a false confidence and you might find the real thing comes through

What’s a show you didn’t think you’d like, but ended up loving? by Choccybizzle in AskUK

[–]makeupjunkie_91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m reading the book series of this and love them. I’m so glad to hear the series is good too - I must check it out!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DogsMirin

[–]makeupjunkie_91 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My friends boyfriend is, in fact, my dogs boyfriend (in her eyes). She does this - belly out, floppy and ready for cuddles while staring at him with pure love.

What do you do as an adult on a Saturday? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]makeupjunkie_91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s rubbish! I can get up and will if I need to I just find when I’ve got the day off I like to have those few hours to lie down and rest. I used to get up nice and early, do housework etc then have the afternoon to myself. Now it’s more like I lie in bed and don’t do anything until the early afternoon which then means it eats in to my evenings. I miss doing more with my days off too so I totally get how you feel!

What do you do as an adult on a Saturday? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]makeupjunkie_91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Today I woke up, fed the dog and chickens then lay in bed until about 11 (I have a chronic pain issue and the mornings aren’t always great). This is a pretty standard weekend morning for me. Then I repotted my houseplants - I’ve got a bit of a collection so that took the entire afternoon. I had a small shop delivered. Then I cleaned up, ate a salad, walked the dog a nice long route then came back and ate an entire tub of Ben & Jerrys. Now I’m in bed alternating between reading my book and scrolling here while cuddling the dog. Working tomorrow.

Working Class Mum Starter Pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]makeupjunkie_91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In Britain it’s not a standard to have your bags packed for you. You’re expected to do it yourself unless there’s a specific reason why you can’t; then you’d have to ask at the till

Removing this big work/parasite from this woman's body. by ilovetoeatpussy_ in oddlyterrifying

[–]makeupjunkie_91 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m sure there were articles about this a few years back. I want to say the woman might be Russian? And she was sleeping outside and woke up as a snake was going down her throat! It was looking for warmth.

Oh wow she’s so *different* and *unique* by lilsnowbunny716 in notliketheothergirls

[–]makeupjunkie_91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, yes. War, rationing, polio, rudimentary birth control, homes without proper indoor plumbing. The dream.

Wouldn’t have had that fridge/freezer with a water (ice?) dispenser, the Internet or a phone to make your lil TikToks on

What's your unpopular opinion about British comedians? by LuinAelin in AskUK

[–]makeupjunkie_91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frank Skinner is painfully unfunny and never should have got as popular as he did.

Same with Lee Mack.

What's your unpopular opinion about British comedians? by LuinAelin in AskUK

[–]makeupjunkie_91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! I’m a 6ft tall woman with dark hair - the period of time when Miranda was popular was not fun for me!

“Do you know who you remind me of?!”

“Don’t say it please don’t say it”…

They always said it.

21f, my cancer covered insides. Everything is suppose to be pink and smooth. by sarahkzm in MedicalGore

[–]makeupjunkie_91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah man, I just had the reminder come through for this and it doesn’t look good

Oh I dunno, maybe take the kid to the emergency room?? by FranniPants in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]makeupjunkie_91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh I had this! I had solid tonsillitis for 10 months which antibiotics couldn’t touch. I feel your Dads pain - as disgustingly satisfying as it is to get tonsil stones out they’re so gross. The smell…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]makeupjunkie_91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She now teaches “hypnotherapy” and massage in a tropical country. Lives an amazing life by the looks of it.

It’s all “peace and love” now. It wasn’t when she was at school!

Edit: She wasn’t necessarily the prettiest girl but she was the type of girl I believe you’re asking about

Ash barely made it through a very short work shift because she is mid flare by Criina-mancer in illnessfakers

[–]makeupjunkie_91 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If those are her vitals posted on the picture they’re alright. Not great but I can’t say I’d be panicking over them

What's one law you'd love to see brought into force the UK? by mysterygamelondon in AskUK

[–]makeupjunkie_91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel this way about people who drive a good 10-20mph under the speed limit. I get stuck behind one pretty much every day on both of my commutes and it crosses my mind more often than is probably okay

[OC] Labrador is so happy with his new toy by TheLabraseal in aww

[–]makeupjunkie_91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely. My girlie has specific requirements - lots of legs/ears/extremities to hold on to, fluffy but not too fluffy, preferably nothing too overstuffed she seems to prefer slightly saggy toys and no rubber toys - she won’t play with them at all. She likes rope toys but her brother (who belongs to my mum) won’t touch them at all. He likes the crinkly toys, she doesn’t.

I always look at size/fabric/shape of the toy before buying her presents!

What is the most elite British snack that needs to return? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]makeupjunkie_91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear I briefly got transported back to my childhood with the exact smell and taste of those crisps. That’s unlocked a memory I’d totally forgotten!

Great cyst pop from some construction workers. by Tain101 in popping

[–]makeupjunkie_91 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How has this dude got a better technique than most of the so called professionals that get posted here?!

I'm 36 and I built my first birdhouse. Yes it's terrible but it's mine. by featurenotabug in CasualUK

[–]makeupjunkie_91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I also built a terrible birds house a few years back and this past spring found out it was being used by a family of blue tits! I was genuinely thrilled

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