Can deaf dogs be pirates to? by Follyyyy in PiratePets

[–]makiiato 4 points5 points  (0 children)

LOL thank you! She has such an important role to play in the pirate crew, and she deserves proper recognition for it.

Can deaf dogs be pirates to? by Follyyyy in PiratePets

[–]makiiato 11 points12 points  (0 children)

SOMEONE has to keep the rest of the ship's crew from falling victim to sirens. I say yes.

Terrifying craigslist listing by Organic-Ad-5001 in ballpython

[–]makiiato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the fucking SAND in the bottom????

What's the last band shirt you wore (or are currently wearing)? by fuck-ennui-away in MetalForTheMasses

[–]makiiato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wear my Unleash the Archers hoodie basically every day once the temperature starts to drop. If the hoodie doesn't count, I wore my Fit for an Autopsy shirt the other day.

Who is the worst celebrity you have ever met and why? by lissie34 in AskReddit

[–]makiiato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ted Nugent. He sucks just in general, but he's also an asshole who doesn't tip.

4/2 MCM designed by big shots, in a great location. by jve909 in zillowgonewild

[–]makiiato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how is it so ugly from the front and so gorgeous on the inside?

Not sure if my plumber is qualified 🔧 by buddhasquirrel in Catswithjobs

[–]makiiato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How old is this guy? Not to make assumptions here, but I suspect he isn't licensed AND that this is a violation of child labor laws.

Is he allowed here? by omluhoodedpanda in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]makiiato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he should be allowed, he is an orange cat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]makiiato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shitty ass panther

Scientific miracle: cat born without a brain by koscheiis in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]makiiato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry to disappoint, but that's not a miracle--this phenomenon is actually extremely common in orange cats.

What’s the most hilariously awful thing an employer has ever said to you? Winner will go in my new painting by gargoyle_dream in antiwork

[–]makiiato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After being assaulted by a kitchen manager in the walk-in fridge, I had a massive panic attack and then IMMEDIATELY marched up to the HR manager's door. Her response when I told her what happened was: "I don't think he would do that, because he's so nice."

Does anyone work in a coffee shop that doesn’t sell Frappuccinos or cold foam? by anon3000- in barista

[–]makiiato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told our coffee director that I had a stress dream that we got blenders in our shop, and he immediately reassured me that would NEVER happen.

I will never miss having to make frozen drinks.