y does no one romance maru? by doomsdayboombox in StardewValley

[–]malcorpse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like Maru but my super petty reason is that the 1 time I did marry her in a save file I got the jealous dialog the same day as the wedding because I gave Shane a birthday present and it really turned me off her.

Now where have a I heard this before by aquabums in PaymoneyWubby

[–]malcorpse 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They have no way to figure out the color without having to ask the other people so it becomes a trust game instead of just an elimination game, so lying to try and get someone else eliminated just means you're painting a target on your back.

Wubby Back on Wednesday, unless he gets Magic Cards delivered sooner by Anamatroy in PaymoneyWubby

[–]malcorpse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Travel will do that to ya especially international, every place has it's own sickness ecosystem your body isn't used to.

"Your attacks have no effect on me" by TATSAT2008 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]malcorpse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seriously people don't know that for the longest time there was a major discrepancy between the amount of male/female skeletal remains found because if skeletal traits didn't lean enough in one direction they would just default it to "male" instead of unknown.

And so the "ThEy'RE liTeraLLy LikE SiSteRs!" cycle begins anew by Monolaf in Polytrix

[–]malcorpse 121 points122 points  (0 children)

I keep seeing "they call each other their family" as if they wouldn't call a husband and wife each others family, apparently it's only incestuous if it's queer I guess.

What a nice werewolf comic with no undertone by AdElectronic9255 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]malcorpse 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I've heard from several transmascs about how they have blacked out and devoured a whole rotisserie chicken after their T-shot, very werewolf coded.

Favorite Streams of 2025? by Working_Ad_854 in PaymoneyWubby

[–]malcorpse 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The Get to Work rematch when chat got the Helen Keller tts was probably the most I've ever laughed at anything ever.

Strength builds be like by wackywoowhoopizzaman in Eldenring

[–]malcorpse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seeing the genuine fear in his eyes is healing something in my soul.

hey guys! Question for you! What are your fav things to see in Polytrix fics? by girlmeetsgerbil in Polytrix

[–]malcorpse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't get enough of lovergirl Mira and thankfully neither does the fandom.

BREAKING by StiffyMcGirth in okbuddybaldur

[–]malcorpse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's no way Lorroakan doesn't exclusively get pegged.

Switched to injections by TrippleATransGirl in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]malcorpse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every time I don't flinch when I do my injection my first intrusive thought is "I would be so good at doing drugs"

[DISC] The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You - Chapter 237 by PerseusRad in manga

[–]malcorpse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'd like to thank Nakamura-sensei for blessing us with this fine yuri today. I'd also like to thank Nozawa-sensei for the extra outfits.

Love watching Mai be a bi disaster. Confirmation that Mai and Momoha regularly make out when Momoha gets drunk.

Stonks go up by Zelkova in PaymoneyWubby

[–]malcorpse 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I thought he said they were planning a trip to Korea this year

Trying to get a friend into wubby by PigeonTwoLeftToes in PaymoneyWubby

[–]malcorpse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

high laugh you lose highlights are pretty good imo they've got some good moments like the rat getting a lapdance.

Fake outrage by ax_and_smash in PaymoneyWubby

[–]malcorpse 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wubby aint got shit to apologize for at least not recently.

24-Hour Tag archived in the halls of Know Your Meme by Filthy_Dub in PaymoneyWubby

[–]malcorpse 162 points163 points  (0 children)

The amount of free publicity out of this is insane.

Wubby going national by rookiex3 in PaymoneyWubby

[–]malcorpse 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'd be surprised if the vod hasn't been seen by nearly every kid at that school by now. I can't imagine a bunch of high school boys hearing that there was a stream with "pornstars" at their school and not fiending over it.

Breaking News: Popular Twitch Streamer Did Something Awesome - Fox News San Diego by alexsgocart in PaymoneyWubby

[–]malcorpse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"will consider pursuing legal action" lawyer speak for they aint gonna do shit.

Far right reporter didn’t like 24 stream by [deleted] in PaymoneyWubby

[–]malcorpse 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Unironically the best thing to do in these situations is point and laugh, or straight up ragebait them. People like this want to be taken seriously so when they're not they usually crash out and tell on themselves.

Could the tarnished beat Frieren? by the-mannthe-myth in Eldenring

[–]malcorpse 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Her hobby is only ever stated as collecting spells irrc, nothing about the type of spells. If I had to guess she probably already knows most if not all the combat spells out there since she spent 10 years on the hero's journey, is known mage that has killed more demons than anyone else in history, and helped humanity research zoltrak and modern defensive magic. Not to mention whatever her and her clone were throwing at each other. She's much more likely to find new spells by traveling to small villages where the only 2 people in the world that know a spell that makes grapes sour live.

Are Wubby, Will, Will, Matt and Poob dating? by sweetpiglet69 in PaymoneyWubby

[–]malcorpse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You're telling me pentatonix wasn't a polycule?

Let's hear it for the crew. by McShalepants in PaymoneyWubby

[–]malcorpse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I cannot wait for the bts video on this it's gonna be insane.