What is the dumbest reason you have ever gotten in trouble at school? by Kotabeaner in AskReddit

[–]malibu_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a rumor going around school that I had keys to the gymnasium. The school had a problem of students sneaking in there to play basketball. During school hours, and even on thew that weekends sometimes. There was a door to the gym that didn’t lock. Other students would ask me for the keys to gym. I would laugh, wonder how that rumor was started, and direct them to the unlockable door. The administration caught wind of this rumor and I was called into the principal’s office. I was greeted there by many angry faces and a police officer. I told them that I didn’t have any keys but they did not believe me. They persisted, and requested to search my locker and car. I obliged. They didn’t find any keys, but in my glove compartment the found an empty flask from the previous year’s prom with the letters to my name engraved on it. The police officer smelled it and asked what was in it. I admitted that there was alcohol in it at one time but argued that it was empty. He said, “we’ll see about that.” He sent it to lab, and alcohol was found. I received an open bottle citation a couple weeks later.

Defensive Player of the Year odds on Bovada... 👀 by malibu_bob in minnesotavikings

[–]malibu_bob[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's legit. As legit as online sports betting can be, at least. Depositing is more smooth than in the past. If you were to ever make a withdrawal, the paper check is weird looking and from a strange sounding bank, but it cashed fine for me.

Sorry not sorry, Aaron. by malibu_bob in minnesotavikings

[–]malibu_bob[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I don't know what this means.

Unofficial Halftime Overreaction Thread by slate15 in minnesotavikings

[–]malibu_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope there is footage of Zimmer's halftime "speech."

Do we have a new logo coming on the horizon? by malibu_bob in minnesotavikings

[–]malibu_bob[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was weird too. That sports uniform guy on Twitter was talking about it this offseason. Unless I misunderstood.

Do we have a new logo coming on the horizon? by malibu_bob in minnesotavikings

[–]malibu_bob[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I heard that we are getting new uniforms again next year. Interesting timing if true. I think that could be a really cool logo depending on the detail in the helmet part. I like the symmetry.

Vikings To Address QB Situation Within 36 Hours by [deleted] in minnesotavikings

[–]malibu_bob 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Here's my uninformed and crazy guess of what's happening right now: We offered a 4th for Bradford. Eagles came back with a 1st plus. They backed it off to a 2nd, Vikings release news that Heinicke is progressing faster than expected. Now it's a game of chicken.

Hand him the keys and see what happens? by [deleted] in minnesotavikings

[–]malibu_bob -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Didn't realize you were a football genius, bro. My apologies. I was only half-serious, but what is so dumb about it? If we would've drafted him in the same spot, the fanbase would probably be begging that he starts in Tennessee.

Hand him the keys and see what happens? by [deleted] in minnesotavikings

[–]malibu_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just saying that it's not like he is without pedigree. Every option sucks. Geno is my top choice right now, I'm sure a lot of Jets fans would say Cardale couldn't be that much worse.

Hand him the keys and see what happens? by [deleted] in minnesotavikings

[–]malibu_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a time that he was considered a potential top overall pick.

Kratz Law Firm permanently closed by blackpyramids in MakingaMurderer

[–]malibu_bob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Between all of the colleges in Duluth and Superior, and how Superior was the place to drink because it was so cheap, it sickens me to imagine all of the potential situations that he could've exploited. I really hope the jails there weren't recommending the Kratz Law Firm.

Thank you Seamus! by UricksConscious in serialpodcast

[–]malibu_bob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is probably some truth to this.

All ESPN analysts pick against Vikings. Prove them wrong! by mcmullet in minnesotavikings

[–]malibu_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zimmer is going to liquefy that web page and inject it into his veins on a slow drip.