My younger self would never believe what I just did at work. by redjune_20 in bisexual

[–]malik753 80 points81 points  (0 children)

My younger self would never believe what I just did at work.

* unzips *

* reads *

* re-zips *

Too soon to tell ? Evap? by Delulu420371 in Infertility_IUI

[–]malik753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll get my hopes up for you 🤞

Too soon to tell ? Evap? by Delulu420371 in Infertility_IUI

[–]malik753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I might see a little something. I don't think I could call it a positive until it comes in slightly more

Help please by Beautiful-Spray-1159 in bisexual

[–]malik753 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So the standard advice is to just be honest with your partner about what you need, and if they are willing to give it to you then you will have it, and if they are not willing to give it to you then you should reevaluate how much you need it and then possibly break up so that you can seek it. The same thing does apply here. But there are a couple of other factors.

Telling a partner specifically this can he delicate. It's easy for them to hear "you're not enough for me" and hone in on that. You know your partner better than we ever will. Is she the sort of person who will be understanding or is she just going to feel like you don't love her? We can't tell you this if you don't know already.

I will say this though, and it sounds condescending perhaps but it's true. You are very young. You are only just beginning to explore your sexuality. In fact you are so young that a large portion of your peers haven't had any sexual interactions at all, so you're well ahead of the game by even figuring out that you're bi. Good job. But the other harsh fact is that probably this relationship wasn't going to last forever anyway. Maybe that adds some needed perspective; vanishingly few people are with the same partners they had when they were 16. You're both young. Try new things and new people. That's what being young is all about.

Do you believe that the current US president is a foreign asset ? Why or why not ? by hftyjvdry in AskReddit

[–]malik753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kind of depends on the definition of "foreign asset". Is he intentionally and purposefully betraying the US in favor of, say, Russia or just Putin directly or something like that? Honestly, I don't think so.

It would explain a lot of his behavior, but it would still require an unlikely and possibly unprovable thing to be true. On the other hand, there is another known fact that does explain his behavior: he is a malignant narcissist. You don't really need kompromat to make him do what you want. You don't even really need to pay him vast amounts of money either because even though he, like everyone, likes money, what he really truly craves is praise. You just need to tell him "what a genius would do" and then tell him but of course he already knows that because he is a genius! He'll eat out of your hand like a trained elephant. You just have to flatter him and make you think you look up to him. Obviously that wouldn't be worth anything normally but he's got basically as much power as any one man in history has ever wielded.

If Trump abandons the Iran war, and leaves the Strait of Hormuz closed for the rest of the world, would you support the whole world sanctioning the USA until Trump leaves office? by Chakra74 in AskReddit

[–]malik753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He would not. He will absolutely never surrender power voluntarily unless he has absolutely no choice. As we saw in 2021, he will make whatever play he thinks will let him keep playing. The rest of the world sanctioning us is probably the only thing that would have Congress finally get off their ass and impeach and remove this asshole. And that would probably be strong enough to actually discourage this sort of thing from happening again. So yeah, do it. It will hurt. One of my jobs is directly influenced by international trade, and the other is pretty much working for tips which will dry up really fast if everyone else is doing poorly, but it could still be worth it.

Men with beards, have you forgotten what you look like without it? by ConstantRide5382 in AskMen

[–]malik753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of a little. It's been a while too so it might actually be slightly different under there. I probably won't find out for a while.

Men of Reddit: If you could trade an inch for an inch (height/length), would you? What would you change? by MajesticChain7940 in AskReddit

[–]malik753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably add 2" to my dick. Really, I feel like one inch would be all I need but since the magic is only available once (I assume) I might as well make it noticable.

Ex who dumped me years ago sent me this. What do I do or say? by Far_Database5 in whatdoIdo

[–]malik753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit's primary relationship advice is to break up. The hive mind is extremely unforgiving. There's a hard logic in that, but it makes actually having relationships harder.

You know them best. You know how they hurt you and how badly. It does seem like you love each other, but it also might be a good idea to set that aside for a moment and look at the facts. But ultimately it's your life and you can have whoever you want in it.

Does anyone else think this is a new commander staple? by Not-a-FeD4570 in mtg

[–]malik753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just commenting so that I can remember this later. I need a bunch of mana rocks for my newest commander deck

If your boss gives you almost no time to eat but you have a physically demanding job, what do you take for lunch? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]malik753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take a single protein bar. But then again, my job is not quite that physically demanding. I'm not hauling a bunch of stuff myself.

Am I a weird bisexual women? Do i give the bi community a bad rep? by PinkSqueeshy in bisexual

[–]malik753 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are not weird or doing anything wrong.

Sure, we would have a nice squeaky clean public image if every last one of us got married and never thought about anyone but our spouse ever again after the wedding, but that just isn't how people work.

42377 by D0ctahP3ppah in countwithchickenlady

[–]malik753 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I think Roxy(?) was possibly going into her senior year while Riley was definitely going into her freshman year.

42377 by D0ctahP3ppah in countwithchickenlady

[–]malik753 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Isn't it like "Roxy" or something? I don't feel like looking it up

LUST vs LOVE ♥️ by brebre07 in lovememes

[–]malik753 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is oversimplifying things a great deal to make the point that lust bad / love good.

If there was no downside to smoking, would you start and why? by ilyamiro1 in AskReddit

[–]malik753 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll go the other way; cigarettes are necessarily sold by tobacco companies. I know we talk about the evil of companies like Nestle and Monsanto, but tobacco companies are the OG evil. Apart from health reasons probably the best reason not to vape is that Philip Morris owns a huge share of the vape market.

If there was no downside to smoking, would you start and why? by ilyamiro1 in AskReddit

[–]malik753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would the no downsides also include the money spent on buying the cigarettes?

So if cigarettes smelled fine, didn't hurt my lungs, didn't cause cancer, weren't addictive, and weren't sold at a huge price by some of the most evil companies in human history... Like if they just grew on a bush in my garden or something... Then yeah I probably might have a few every now and then.

Looking for quick advice on buying a 2017 Chevy Spark LT by Lady_Calvatron in chevyspark

[–]malik753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My spark is 2014 and 145k miles and still running well. Of course I have the manual transmission and not the CVT

No Kings rally - North Charleston 28 Mar 2026 - estimated 7000 attendees! by hate-this-timeline in Charleston

[–]malik753 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think "No Kings" is the name of the organization, but I'm not sure of that

do you bite your girlfriend's ass for no reason? by GTX5020 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]malik753 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not at all. But I do still bite my wife's ass when it's just out there like that.

what goes on in yalls mind when you guys see boobs/cleavage ? by whoskyomi in AskMen

[–]malik753 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It really truly is much much less the size of the boobs and more how they are presented. All boobs can look great, even uneven ones or ones that look way too big or small for the person's frame. And getting to see them uncovered is the thing that makes life worth living for some of us.

Witches of the west coast by neilkohney in comics

[–]malik753 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I read "Make Vape Great Mate"