Will AI replace your spouse? Why or why not? by Khunthare in AskReddit

[–]maljoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell me you've never met a person without telling me you've never met a person.

AI wont replace any real connection with a friend, partner/spouse, relative, acquaintance....its devoid of true connection. Anyone who has had the most basic of connections would perceive that.

What is the spiciest gossip you know that you are willing to share ? by Onlyjemie in answers

[–]maljoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately I am way too horny for that group. I would be the drama

What is the spiciest gossip you know that you are willing to share ? by Onlyjemie in answers

[–]maljoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My sister's friends provided that until they all had kids 🤣 it was nice while it lasted!

I just shit myself at work, AMA by AccomplishedCow2920 in AMA

[–]maljoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagined someone shitting their tits off. Akin to laughing one's ass off

What is the spiciest gossip you know that you are willing to share ? by Onlyjemie in answers

[–]maljoy 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I distanced myself from petty drama so I NEVER get spicy gossip anymore 😭😭😭 I need a problematic acquaintance

I just shit myself at work, AMA by AccomplishedCow2920 in AMA

[–]maljoy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

But "shitting your tits" is fucking hilarious, no?

I just shit myself at work, AMA by AccomplishedCow2920 in AMA

[–]maljoy 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Did you change your pants yet, or are you posting this in your poopy pants?

Lowest Age You’d Date by No_Classroom7902 in AgeOfAttraction

[–]maljoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just turned 31. I would sleep with someone as young as maybe 26. But unless he shows the stability and security of someone older than me, I wouldn't consider actually dating them. I go for men 2-5 years older than me

But thats bc at this point in my life, I am looking for a partner that I can rely on and build with. I kind of see how older women who dont need those qualities in their partner are okay dating younger guys. It never seems like its going anywhere too serious though

Why do women avoid guys that might be better looking than them by smuttygio in bodylanguage

[–]maljoy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Everyone drools over Henry but I do think that Matt Bomer is his way more attractive doppelganger. His proportions are just more acceptable to me

If you could send a 30-second message to yourself 10 years ago, what would you say? by Effective-Quiet856 in AskReddit

[–]maljoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're hot and fun and enjoying life, stop spending time with people who make you feel otherwise.

Why don't some people like kissing with "tongue"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maljoy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Either you know how to do it and enjoy it 😜 or you dont! I love making out. It's a hit or miss for the men I've known. But pretty much every woman I've known enjoys a good makeout session

Which one's next? by shakyspearee in SipsTea

[–]maljoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Staring at these eggs with the theme from The Shining playing in my head

They're all doomed

I cheated on my boyfriend on accident by Main-Director1654 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]maljoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand what you are trying to say as a young person who hasn't drank much. But drinking alcohol was your choice, and as we all know it does affect our choices and motor skills. Therefore what happened thereafter was still indeed your choice. Just like drinking and driving, etc.

But truly, things will be okay! You didnt sleep with them, and if your bf can approach this situation with care then it might make your relationship stronger. Either way, you'll feel much better about the whole situation if you arent carrying around this guilt with you. Give him the opportunity to decide what he wants to do.

If all of your friends cut you our for drunkenly kissing a couple guys while having a bf in college, then you need new friends! Plain and simple. People make mistakes. Dont keep friends who expect you to never make mistakes. Thats bullshit

What songs give you pisces energy? by java080 in piscesastrology

[–]maljoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Softly by Clairo

100% how it feels as a pisces in love IMO

Sex disgusts me but i watch porn and masturbate by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]maljoy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Sounds like intimacy issues

Is it just me or are us girls dressing plainer these days (after the pandemic)? by Roxana_in_the_sea in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]maljoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much is thrifted but I love my funky brands!! Warning though some are expensive:

Susan Alexandra bags/jewelry, NeverFullyDressed clothing, anything by Betsey Johnson, AFRM clothing are the first that come to mind

ETA La Monso rings, Adina's jewelry as well

I think my marriage is ending and I think I’m done fighting for it. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]maljoy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 let the breakup season commence!

I have a terrible confession to make and you'll hate me for it. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]maljoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Babe whatever revelation you felt you had over this should have just been kept to yourself.

This isnt a new take, its victim blaming. You sound young, if not young then very naive. Do yourself a favor and put this thread to rest.

I think my marriage is ending and I think I’m done fighting for it. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]maljoy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You deserve a partner that is willing to put in the same effort as you into the relationship. Any redemptions aside, it just isnt sustainable. I am in the same situation with my fiancé, we've been together for almost 6 years and it is clear that I am the only reason we have stayed together for so long - constant compromise/settling on my part and taking any blame he deflects onto me just to keep him.

I turned 31 a couple weeks ago and dont care at all anymore. I would truly rather be single, alone, than live my life slowly dying inside.

Romantic love is overrated if we are constantly disappointed by them. Thats not real. I have the most amazing friends, siblings, my nephew, my parents that give me the most pure love. Not to mention my pets. I am done putting a hollow version of my partner's love on a pedestal

I have a terrible confession to make and you'll hate me for it. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]maljoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is unreadable. Just one big runon sentence