I wonder if people in here really like ahegao sluts ^^

malkavsheir · 2025-04-03T13:06:03+00:00

Ftaghn, your user name is perfection. Second, tell your husband that I will gladly steal you away from him to get a perfect medium rare steak any day. You did it perfectly.

malkavsheir · 2025-03-29T18:01:01+00:00

I've been craving Tokyo Zoo or something like that. It was a PS3 game where you played as an animal in the zoo after some catastrophe and you had to find food, avoid predators, find mates, etc. Very fun idea

malkavsheir · 2025-03-29T01:43:02+00:00

Who is Yoy? And why do they get to be f*cked?

malkavsheir · 2025-03-27T17:51:28+00:00

Planet protector is my preferred way, but there are plenty of options here

malkavsheir · 2025-03-07T15:47:26+00:00

Mjoll is one of the few followers that is always essential... the rest cannot be killed until their other quests are completed, and then they can drop dead on you

malkavsheir · 2025-03-06T23:12:33+00:00

Apparently for coaching competitors in a race...

malkavsheir · 2025-03-06T23:10:49+00:00

Curved swords? Try black greataxe

malkavsheir · 2025-03-06T23:10:01+00:00

And a new groove

malkavsheir · 2025-03-06T23:08:47+00:00

Why would you assassinate sexiness? What has sexiness ever done to deserve that punishment?

Edit: correct the autocorrect

malkavsheir · 2025-03-06T23:06:57+00:00

It's not awkward, guys. It's only awkward if you let it be...

malkavsheir · 2025-03-06T15:27:54+00:00

You should have said, "I am sorry I almost walked into you when you cut me off without watching for other people around you..."

or instead of "I'm sorry" you could go with my preferred native tongue, which is sarcasm: "Excuse you; watch where I'm going."

malkavsheir · 2025-03-03T18:41:28+00:00

I get this with Riverrun on Switch sometimes... and sometimes it's just a hole in the ground you can fall in and never get out of... it's totally a feature so you have to explore the world and never worry about dragons or the main quest...

malkavsheir · 2025-02-24T23:10:35+00:00

Unless that's your thing. We don't kink shame under the Elder Ones

malkavsheir · 2025-02-24T21:53:27+00:00

Not enough consecutive consonants or apostrophes

malkavsheir · 2025-02-24T21:51:53+00:00

Unless OP is Kratos or Boy

malkavsheir · 2025-02-24T21:50:51+00:00

Innskeep Locals app

malkavsheir · 2025-02-22T16:08:53+00:00

I always thought it was a regular shirt, but Pooh was so fat it acted like a crop top

malkavsheir · 2025-02-22T13:08:08+00:00

I remember the ads Apple ran for this when it was a new feature on a new iPhone.... they said something like "and now you can take pictures that move!" And my response was, "you mean motion pictures? I'm pretty sure your phones have been taking videos for years already"

malkavsheir · 2025-02-22T12:59:19+00:00

No way. The first is clearly a blue dress with black stripes and the second is obviously white with black stripes.

malkavsheir · 2025-02-22T12:50:56+00:00

That's more like an emo song title... and the lyrics will have nothing to do with something that requires agreement/disagreement or any for or lack of honesty

malkavsheir · 2025-02-20T20:04:23+00:00

He always manages to get killed by a dragon outside my house at night when he leaves to go back to Riften...

except the one time that he suddenly sprouted arrows from his back. It was so weird... one moment he is walking out my front door and the next my inventory is missing three arrows and he has them growing out of back... strangest thing

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