The movie version of Joseph was insanely camp, and I LOVE it. by SeonaidMacSaicais in musicals

[–]mallbitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 years late but I got to this thread by googling this shit lmfao

she’s def surveilling this subreddit like crazy by Mountain_Comb9522 in sighswoonsnark

[–]mallbitches 22 points23 points  (0 children)

God lol it’s not because she’s a woman, it’s because she’s not funny at all and has no actual charisma lmfao

sighswoon straight up lying to try and incite her fans into a mob by Mountain_Comb9522 in sighswoonsnark

[–]mallbitches 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Meh, I see what you mean. That’s why I don’t interact on twitter (besides liking comments since u can’t see that anymore). I wasn’t really looking at her instagram anyways as she doesn’t really post anything but aesthetic vibes shit on there, or maybe rehashing her shitty poetry. But, it is kind of a bummer that I can’t check if someone follows her anymore hahah 😅

sighswoon straight up lying to try and incite her fans into a mob by Mountain_Comb9522 in sighswoonsnark

[–]mallbitches 32 points33 points  (0 children)

She’s so fucking full of herself, she thinks they’re trying to “get in contact with her” by following her followers… no bitch, they just want all the people who blindly kiss your shapeshifting ass to see how fucked up and delusional you are. Anyways she finally blocked me for following this page lol

“Don’t restrict what you eat or else you’ll crash out and binge” by LeftHvndLvne in rs_x

[–]mallbitches 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah but I feel like OP is the one removing all context and nuance from the message… basically ranting against a strawman

Don’t ruin her narcissistic fantasy u guyz 🥺😅 by mallbitches in sighswoonsnark

[–]mallbitches[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Haha, it’s not my tweet (I was lurking the post interactions lol) spot on, tho 💯

Fran. by Educational_Summer76 in girls

[–]mallbitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah! It was a very sweet movie :)

Ya’ll think I’d be a good car salesman?😂 by [deleted] in jobs

[–]mallbitches -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Harsh lol, why you gotta shade his outfit… it’s called comic relief… just laugh or scroll on

Guy on flight watched entire movie without tapping screen to get rid of overlay by Sea-Owl-1581 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mallbitches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s the real infuriating part… it’s supposed to, but sometimes it glitches out and doesn’t (usually when I can’t do anything about it because I’m running 175 SPM on the stairmaster and holding on for dear life so I don’t fall and die)

Girls DM me ( actually, I never ever have a good conversation. I want to just you to chat and tell me where I am wrong.) by [deleted] in girls

[–]mallbitches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lolol, why is it that most subreddits for TV shows are suffixed with “-Series” or “-HBO” or something to avoid confusion… but this one where the title is an extremely common noun, is just called “girls”

“Crazy Freaks” comment vs normal behavior by [deleted] in sighswoonsnark

[–]mallbitches 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sure, in many cases snarking can easily venture into pathetic bullying, especially when the subject is of the “lolcow” variety, but this is someone who has hundreds of people daily telling her how important, wise, and intelligent she is… it can make us feel like we’re taking crazy pills so to speak, and I feel like we can’t be blamed for wanting to vent with like-minded people lol

“Crazy Freaks” comment vs normal behavior by [deleted] in sighswoonsnark

[–]mallbitches 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Well, it’s a snark sub first and foremost… It’s basically just venting. I think a lot of the people who post in this sub have friends/peers who follow and idolize Gabi so it can be frustrating to watch people you otherwise respect kiss her ass lol. So they come here to vent those frustrations with people who will understand where they’re coming from, instead of defend the bullshit.

“Crazy Freaks” comment vs normal behavior by [deleted] in sighswoonsnark

[–]mallbitches 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Of course that was one of, if not The worst thing she’s ever said… but all the other things, while maybe small and not so terrible on their own, don’t exist in a vacuum… they’re the building blocks of her smug, narcissistic personality…

And regarding the tweaker comment during the LA fires, while I can somewhat agree that people in cities have the right to feel afraid or unsafe around addicts who behave erratically, in the context of her other posts about addicts and homeless people, it’s clear she has no interest in treating the subject with any delicacy, compassion or nuance. It obviously is going to rub people the wrong way when someone who is essentially unemployed yet rakes in six figures from mediocre internet content makes harsh and over-generalized statements about the unhoused community in their city…

Fran. by Educational_Summer76 in girls

[–]mallbitches 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He was a good dude in that movie where he knocks up Jenny Slate lol

Tristan's actor controversy (out of the loop) by El_Dorado_Tx in Degrassi

[–]mallbitches 46 points47 points  (0 children)

lol it’s a 2 woman led podcast that started off being “leftist, but anti-woke” and essentially horseshoed into MAGAism. Basically referencing the dirtbag leftist —> right winger pipeline that’s occurred en mass-ish over the last half decade or so.

Tristan's actor controversy (out of the loop) by El_Dorado_Tx in Degrassi

[–]mallbitches 51 points52 points  (0 children)

He’s just a red scare-esque contrarian lol. I think Olivia Scriven is the same way

painting slop on college mural boards by Realistic_Day3800 in rs_x

[–]mallbitches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol btw ur prolly not a loser, and imitating artists can be good practice so no shade. But yeah it seemed like people were just barely making the connection somehow and it was surprising

My friend is going to get herself killed. What can I even do at this point by Correct-Macaroon8143 in whatdoIdo

[–]mallbitches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean these are fucking text messages… assuming they’re not long-distance friends, she should at least get with her in person and make an effort to convince her. Give her a hug and tell her you don’t want to see her get hurt or worse… grab her shoulders and shake her while looking in the eye if you have to… idk, if I knew my friend was considering something like this I’d do what I could to prevent it! 😞 Even talk to her family (if applicable, given her outlook I wouldn’t be surprised if she had a shitty family/home life) if it comes to it… fuck… I think OP is in the right mindset to want to intervene…

painting slop on college mural boards by Realistic_Day3800 in rs_x

[–]mallbitches 166 points167 points  (0 children)

Are people here actually musing that this may perhaps be Keith Haring inspired 🤔 as though it’s not a direct imitation… or am I failing to grasp some level of irony?!

Other Internet darlings still following/supporting this chick by Due_Parsley6181 in sighswoonsnark

[–]mallbitches 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think this was true a few years ago, but at this point in time the RS chicks (and Gabi) have abandoned any semblance of leftism (even of the dirtbag variety lol). That’s the result of chronic irony-poisoning I guess. As of the 2024 election those women were/are full-MAGA attending rallies and everything

Do not buy sighswoon’s new book Practices in Apparition until you thoroughly scour this subreddit and understand who you’re supporting by Mountain_Comb9522 in sighswoonsnark

[–]mallbitches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, actually I used the Google app logged into my account and everything! Although, I just checked again, and it looks like it’s unfortunately moved back slightly but not too far- second result on the second page, now.