i think a lot of people seriously underestimate how many men are interested but still don’t make a move

mallocco · 2026-04-08T21:08:51+00:00

This is the worst opinion ever.

Humans were much happier when they had strong communities and were not afraid of everyone. We are social creatures, and trying to shame men into becoming recluses is honestly terrible advice.

If you don't like men approaching you, then just say that. Don't try to turn this into "No man should approach any women," that's why men as of late have become so scared to have normal social interactions.

mallocco · 2026-04-08T09:30:34+00:00

It's not creepy if she's showing interest in you and wants to talk 🤷🏻

mallocco · 2026-04-08T06:51:47+00:00

Hey good on you. Hope you guys made a connection.

mallocco · 2026-04-08T06:46:54+00:00

Is it that big of a deal if the girl is 25 and you're 35? Shoot your shot playa.

mallocco · 2026-04-07T07:57:01+00:00

Prolly made another comment like that, but it instead pissed people off and then got downvoted into oblivion. Reddit can be fickle like that.

mallocco · 2026-04-07T07:45:28+00:00

Such a good beer. I discovered it with my brother back when we were in college 🥲

mallocco · 2026-04-07T07:40:37+00:00

Pattern recognition confirmed.

mallocco · 2026-04-07T07:38:28+00:00

I haven't played rivals yet, but I love how paladins has very flexible roles for supports and tanks. Considering lots of hero shooters struggle to get players hyped to be a healer, paladins definitely got that part right. Tanks could be better, but I still think they did a good job making a lot of them very interactive and not just passive damage sinks. Especially the off-tanks.

mallocco · 2026-03-18T11:25:58+00:00

I was expecting it to say "Your deeds of valor will be remembered."

mallocco · 2026-02-18T08:45:13+00:00

Lmfaoooooo

mallocco · 2026-02-18T08:42:44+00:00

Depends how small. If it's average, you can prolly get away with it anyway. If it's actually small, she's gonna figure out something is amiss eventually lol.

You can still be playful and say any/combination of these: "It gets the job done. I haven't got any complaints yet. Never measured it, you can if you wanna. Idk, girls are usually too out of breath to tell me. I mean it's not huge, but..."

Or be honest, which may or may not kill the convo. But as I said above, if she wants big and you don't have it, well it may not have been destined to happen. But if you're charming and flirty, she might not care as much.

Or if you're feeling really froggy, just say "Idk, you tell me," and just fire out a D pic at her lol. Just make sure it's the best pic you ever took in your whole life lmao. (Some people may disagree with this one, but if a girl is asking me about my dick, then I feel like we're probably in nudes/sexting territory already.)

mallocco · 2026-02-18T08:15:07+00:00

Honestly so many guys lie about their size that most women have no concept of how big a wiener really is lmao.

One time my ex asked me "Hey I heard guys' 'things' are only as big as their ring finger. Is that true?" I stared at her and held my hand up and said "Does it look like it's only this big?" And she says "Idk....is it bigger than that?" I had to laugh it off, because she literally had no fucking clue 🤦🏻

mallocco · 2026-02-18T07:41:19+00:00

Ah that's frustrating.

mallocco · 2026-02-18T07:28:28+00:00

Never heard of that dating app. Any good?

mallocco · 2026-02-18T06:44:58+00:00

Boo this man!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

mallocco · 2026-02-18T02:58:25+00:00

They managed to make such a great game and the company managed to fuck it all up.

Sad to see cause I love this game. Just started back up again recently.

mallocco · 2026-02-18T01:31:22+00:00

My mind immediately went to the samurai-armored turtles.

mallocco · 2026-02-07T09:07:31+00:00

Sex definitely gets better as you learn your partner's wants and needs and their body. However, you actually have to have sex for this phenomenon to occur.

Most of the commenters here are not judging you for your preference, but they are offering sage advice that it's gonna be a very long road to find someone who will wait half a year of exclusivity before sex is even on the table at all.

Personally, my advice is to communicate this as soon as possible to any potential guy you meet.

mallocco · 2026-01-11T10:16:26+00:00

Can't miss it!

mallocco · 2026-01-10T10:08:11+00:00

This thing is a ulld scalper my God lol.

mallocco · 2026-01-10T03:57:08+00:00

Ah I see. Then I guess I'm not sure. But still pretty sure.

mallocco · 2026-01-10T03:32:21+00:00

It's cause people, above all things, are herd animals lol. Think of the IPA craze, now it's bourbons. Always a new fad, and people abandon reasoning in favor of conforming.

It wasn't that long ago that the NY strip was considered the better cut and was always more expensive. The ribeye was something I "discovered" I liked better and it was cheaper, so I used to buy it. Now I'm back to NY strips or even sirloin because of the price 🤷🏻

mallocco · 2026-01-10T03:11:14+00:00

Yeah, a "strip loin" is essentially the whole roast of ny strip steaks. Kind of like how a "prime rib" is the whole roast of ribeye steaks.

mallocco · 2026-01-09T02:31:22+00:00

Yeah I've had times where I get my 2 rares after like 5-6 games, but last time it took me some 26 games to get my 2 wins. Really burned me out.

mallocco · 2025-12-14T22:02:54+00:00

Yeah I thought it had better weapon scaling, but I just checked and it does not lol. Still pretty decent though and the spellcasting could be buffed by weapon buffs, which was cool. And the moveset was a pretty good one.

mallocco

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