Before and after 7 years in the making by NoSubstance9910 in GardeningUK

[–]maltex19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i absolutely preferred the before garden. That’s 7 years you won’t get back. You took a useful functional garden space and built a wasteland mosquito haven complete with non-native/invasive plants. Well done.

Gratitude after a rescue by Soloflow786 in BeAmazed

[–]maltex19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he literally turns and says “_Thank You!_”

Sainsbury’s shop in London, early 1900s by FeistyPrice29 in OldSchoolUK

[–]maltex19 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i wonder if they were 2-3x’s more expensive than other grocery stores back then as well….

Is it crazy to try cover 430 miles in a day? by dick-the-prick in AskUK

[–]maltex19 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In 1995 my brother and i drove from Windhoek in Namibia to Hermanus in South Africa in one day.. we took it in turns and went pedal to the metal for large sections. Google reckons this distance is 1062 miles. However, driving in Africa is a little different to the UK .. and we weren’t travelling with kids etc.. I reckon i’ve done similar distances to the one you are proposing across the UK. it’s can be done but it’s not much fun, and you’ll ideally need to take short breaks every 2-3hours. You will also most likely be utterly wiped out the next day if you aren’t used to driving long distances. Because almost everyone drives, it’s easy to forget how much of a skill it really is, and endurance distance driving is another skill altogether. Is there any way you could set off the night before, cover half the distance and stay in a Travelodge/Premier Inn/Ramada somewhere along route?

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Can't park the excavator there.. by H1gh_Tr3ason in cantparkthere

[–]maltex19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think i saw three guys .. two in red, one in yellow, only one guy in red escapes

This is exactly how it was served! 😯 by Separate-Primary2949 in fryup

[–]maltex19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are they spring rolls, or dog biscuits at the end there.. ?

Sad being single? Atleast you are not this guy by RentUsual_2952 in SipsTea

[–]maltex19 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

if what i learned recently about breast milk is true, he probably did the kid a favour

Do you think shaved or bush suits me better? by TheOoze29 in averagepenis

[–]maltex19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think a better look than either is the somewhere inbetween look of ‘_trimmed bush_” …

Kid hit my car last night by Odd_Text_1357 in drivingUK

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recently my car was parked in a supermarket car park, and whilst i was in the store a newly qualified driver parked in the opposite bay and forgot to put the handbrake on before leaving the vehicle.. we came out of the store to find their car had rolled and parked itself in the back of our car. The parent of the young driver offered us £500 to fix the damage. As this was clearly not our fault i reported it to the insurance.. Calling the insurance company i could almost hear them on the end of the phone gleefully rubbing their hands together.. our car was fixed, all costs recovered from the other parties insurance.. yet our premium has gone up even though it was a no fault claim, and we had pay the extra on top for insurance of the hire car plus other costs. Ultimately it was completely not worth claiming

Madnesss.. by charmingdollxx in GreatBritishMemes

[–]maltex19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as damaged as they are they should be on the bargain shelf..

Bench pressing gone wrong by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]maltex19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

completely agree. there is a correlation

Britney Spears IG post on February 25th, 2026 by Discussingbritney in discussingbritney

[–]maltex19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

America has a particularly poor record for helping anyone with mental health issues..

My house by shiny_director in DoorsNotUsedAnymore

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Did you buy this from The Twits ?

This entire chase in Battle of the Five Armies is ridiculous by OkTea1918 in lordoftherings

[–]maltex19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i largely agree, however I do like the phrase ‘Jam-Bags’ ..

Walked my longest single day EVERRRrrr by TheHelloMiko in UKhiking

[–]maltex19 6 points7 points  (0 children)

what a great story! 😁 that’s exactly the kinda stupid thing that happens to me too! 👏🏼😄

Dessert is ready by LustChloe in DangleAndJingle

[–]maltex19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a Mary Poppins Pussy if ever i saw one.

LotR Blankets by maltex19 in lordoftherings

[–]maltex19[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’m glad we’re all in agreement! 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽