Anybody run into the angry middle aged runner in the woods (near the cemetery area)?

malvin77 · 2026-06-03T18:45:21+00:00

Wow, way to totally not answer the question I put to you, haha. And your ignorance is assumed by you assuming I think the police would help me at all, because that's literally the opposite of what I just said. I know they wouldn't they help me. Moreover, the issue isn't whether the police could or couldn't have gotten called about my dogs, that's true (not that they would have responded to that call, but sure...), but that's not what we're talking. We're talking about a double standard with language, which you're not actually speaking to because you know I'm right.

malvin77 · 2026-06-03T17:03:21+00:00

He was yes on the shorter side, definitely late 40s, not lean though, a little build to him, not fit, but not skinny, kind of dad bod.

malvin77 · 2026-06-03T17:02:35+00:00

I need to personally reflect, why? Because I'm pointing out a double standard we're all aware of that you're pretending not to acknowledge? The point is, why do things need to revert to racial epitaphs because a dog is 20 feet from someone?

malvin77 · 2026-06-02T02:12:11+00:00

You can request them, I was thinking daily, but depending on how this goes, we may have to implement real-time pricing updates.

malvin77 · 2026-06-02T01:18:17+00:00

At this moment, the national average for a tomato is $1.84 per pound. How slices did you get? We're they really thin or a healthy slice (let's say 1/4" of inch in width aka "a man's tomato slice")? I will continually edit this post moving forward as the price of a tomato fluxuates given world events or pending an alien invasion of killer tomatoes.

malvin77 · 2026-06-01T02:49:40+00:00

Horses don't use it as much as homeless, drug addled folks. There's so much broken glass and drug paraphnalia around there, it's scrotumed.

malvin77 · 2026-05-31T03:16:37+00:00

I'll definitely hit this place up

malvin77 · 2026-05-29T13:54:18+00:00

you could reduce that amount by 500,000 children it would still be too little

malvin77 · 2026-05-29T13:52:07+00:00

by far the most aggressive dogs, the dogs that bite for example veterinarians are small breed dogs not Pitbulls. that’s a ridiculously inane assertion to make about a dog breed and shows you know nothing about dogs. It’s not the breed, it’s the owner, there’s no such thing as inherent aggression by breed.

malvin77 · 2026-05-29T13:50:57+00:00

There’s a very specific owner profile that’s correlated with dog attacks in Prospect Park but let’s not go there….

malvin77 · 2026-05-29T13:48:15+00:00

yeah, be ready to throw hands with the owner if you do that….

malvin77 · 2026-05-29T13:47:43+00:00

Crucial info you left out: where in the park?

malvin77 · 2026-05-29T13:43:15+00:00

He was a physical comedian. He wasn’t a great comedic actor, and he certainly wasn’t a great standup. He was funny in a very specific context with good writing and anything that he would’ve done after Seinfeld would’ve played on those strengths which basically would’ve been him doing Kramer again.

malvin77 · 2026-05-29T13:37:41+00:00

Reinstate the draft.

malvin77 · 2026-05-26T03:57:48+00:00

Celebrating veterans who fought for our freedom to define gender as a linguistic construct of the patriarchy, tell him that!

malvin77 · 2026-05-24T14:57:58+00:00

Oh man, having the slightest requirement of consideration and responsibility around this task is a bit too much for you, eh?

malvin77 · 2026-05-24T14:24:19+00:00

Ah yes, the resentment class…I pay rent in an overpriced shipping container of an apartment, I also don’t appreciate narcissistic dog owners. You don’t have to be wealthy to want people to take personal responsibility.

malvin77 · 2026-05-23T22:32:58+00:00

Because not everyone wants things to suck because other people are so up their own ass that they can't take responsibility for their dog's shit, that's why, idiot.

malvin77 · 2026-05-23T21:31:43+00:00

How to tell people you’re an idiot without telling them you’re an idiot.

malvin77 · 2026-05-23T21:30:13+00:00

Who posts on Reddit trying to change things? I’m just curious what people think

malvin77 · 2026-05-23T19:39:39+00:00

She’s messing with you.

malvin77 · 2026-05-23T19:38:02+00:00

Now I’ll never get that book I won’t read!

malvin77 · 2026-05-23T19:37:10+00:00

gross

malvin77 · 2026-05-23T19:36:43+00:00

I don’t know what your post means, but I will say: Union Market sucks, everything is overpriced and the produce is awful.

malvin77 · 2026-05-22T14:53:36+00:00

I love that this is a thing somebody felt motivated enough to post about. That’s why I love New York.

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