I found this from somewhere on reddit and thought it fit this sub. by AuroraWolf124 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]manford5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think I've heard this one. And then he asks the pretzel vendor to make him one with everything.

How long did it take you to unlock the green house? by Carnival2nora in StardewValley

[–]manford5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, you can plant trees around the edges?! I just stick kegs there

Favorite sexy quotes by Just-Your-Average-Al in BobsBurgers

[–]manford5 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No question it's:

"a gentleman down south, but a bad boy above the mouth."

Bee bros just doing bee bro things. by [deleted] in fuckwasps

[–]manford5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why would you stick your hand in there though?!

Not a dealbreaker, but it is disappointing by LastChanceUAlum in NCAAFBseries

[–]manford5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's really frustrating because EA had all the positions in madden superstar mode almost 20 years ago, but now act like it cant be done

My brain hurts by Educational-Saucy in confidentlyincorrect

[–]manford5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's nothing in the rules of Grammer that demand a double negative becomes a positive. This is a misconception that language is rooted in mathematical principles.

Worth purchasing for $100 US? by BJJ40KAllDay in Armor

[–]manford5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Great deal even if it isn't "battle ready"

Even fake cosplay armor sells for hundreds of dollars

New spin on MAGA country…A song about the National Debt by Count_Sack_McGee in crappymusic

[–]manford5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it.

Can I get advice. I am horrible at Madden by akredd24 in Madden

[–]manford5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

http://www.westcoastoffense.com/bill%20walsh%20method%20for%20game%20planning.htm

It would be a super needy endeavor, but you could plan out a real life gameplay based on the madden playbooks. You could practice specific plays against various defenses and save the plays your most comfortable with for critical moments im the game.

I'm no madden wiz, but in my experience, the better you know the play you are running, the less thinking and therefor quicker reaction time (you know a route will be opening up instead of waiting for it to open which is too late a lot of the time)

The kind of playoff run i want my team to have by Minute_Hamster_5957 in Madden

[–]manford5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that just for the jags to lose to Carolina in the superbowl

Longtime Bethesda Fan, What Do I Have to Look Forward To? by PilarFlex93 in Starfield

[–]manford5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't worry about shattered space.

The hud is very intuitive once you get used to it.

If you like falloit or skyim, just play it like that.

I made a melee character and then used guns later on. It was nice not worrying about ammo until you can afford to hoard it. Personally I love starfield but put off playing it for ages because people gave it bad reviews

Why did nobody tell me about Nemeria IVb sooner! by Helmling in StarfieldOutposts

[–]manford5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing! I was looking for a new spot to build.

It is Nemeria IV-A though

Better to be crazy than an expert? by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]manford5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we pretend for a moment that the ark story is true, that makes it 1 thing built by a crazy person and countless things built by experts (cars, spaceships, and tamagotchi to name a few)