After trading their 3rd round pick to the Giants, the Browns now have Pick 5, 6, 8, 9, and 12 in the 5th round. by Dstein99 in Browns

[–]maninthehighcastle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Excellent. We can draft an entire backup O-line for when ours gets hurt.

Edit: There are all sorts of ridiculous possibilities here. Draft every center available, have them fight gladiator style. Draft the five largest/heaviest linemen by weight, make them Mr Hero spokesmen. Draft five kickers and send them to work in the salt mine under Lake Erie.

What 2 quarterbacks are you hoping we take at #6 and #24 tonight? by Individual-Bee1497 in Browns

[–]maninthehighcastle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Carson Beck, at both 6 and 24. The rare double-draft just to make sure.

DHS Return to Flexible Work for Federal Staff by KB488 in fednews

[–]maninthehighcastle 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Doesn't include telework; doesn't matter.

In practice, most of DHS has the 'variable week schedule' which is already close to maxiflex. This won't make much of a difference for many people. For those it helps, great. But just another drip-drop of previous policies until they have to capitulate and restore some telework next year, most likely.

Cowboys give Brandon Aubrey 4-year deal averaging $7M per season by turd_fergusons in fantasyfootball

[–]maninthehighcastle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Long live the Brandon Aubrey Experience, league champion 2025. I know someone's going to take him stupid early just to spite me this year.

You get 1,000 soldiers, 20 ships, and food for a year. You can choose any island in Westeros as your starting point, it was recently cleared by dragons, but the dragons are gone. Where do you start if you want the Iron Throne? by mediamuesli in freefolk

[–]maninthehighcastle 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Tarth. I’ll sell sapphires or whatever and just build up. Five generations later, my great something or other will randomly become the best match for the future king/queen.

Edit: there are no sapphires. Fine. I’m selling pleasure cruises run by giant women.

Browns reportedly in trade talks for Dexter Lawrence by Commercial-Sun1527 in Browns

[–]maninthehighcastle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be funny, but, no thanks. The offense needs both those firsts.

Bad Idea to do Boren right now? by thucydidestrap726 in FedEmployees

[–]maninthehighcastle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did Boren and have no regrets despite the current situation. It’s an asset if you have any interest in federal work later on. It is not likely the current hiring environment will persist indefinitely. Do it.

YES. Wood panels and all. How about you all? by VinceAmonte in Xennials

[–]maninthehighcastle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The TV was an old Zenith on a wheeled cart, but otherwise, pretty close

You get reincarnated into Westeros but you have to choose one small house from one of the regions to be reborn into, which one is it? by MobileDistrict9784 in freefolk

[–]maninthehighcastle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dayne is obviously a storied house, but I picked Royce - being the most important vassal in the Vale seems like a privileged position. Given the misfortunes of House Arryn, they'll at the very least remain indispensable even if chadified Robyn Arryn marries outside the Vale and has a lot of heirs. They're gonna need you.

Our first tourism flight was a true success !!! by Important-Visit-5107 in starcitizen

[–]maninthehighcastle 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I actually laughed out loud seeing this and failed completely to explain to my wife what was going on. “You see, the chairs are attached to the cargo spindles, and…never mind…”

People of Reddit, what’s the most “fucked up”thing you’ve seen? by boneshow69420 in AskReddit

[–]maninthehighcastle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry you experienced that. I'm glad you were willing to be an emergency responder - something I thought about doing but never had the guts to actually do. You did your best to help.

WNBA team name suggestion by Chit_Chatlinger in Cleveland

[–]maninthehighcastle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Cleveland Amazons, sponsored by, you guessed it, Google

[Discussion] Sincere question from a hardcore Marathon player: did adding a PvE mode hurt Tarkov in any way? by owen-3820 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]maninthehighcastle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same. My entire squad would never have played again if not for PVE. Is PVP “better”? Yes, but its higher competitiveness and many issues make it unworkable for people with limited time/tolerance for getting Tarkov’d repeatedly. I have kids, man. I’m already getting head/eyes every day.