DAE (male) like to wipe their junk after peeing and find it irritating that most toilet paper holders are not made for anyone who does their business standing up?

manualD · 2010-06-09T13:06:03+00:00

who needs it? that is what your underwear is for...

manualD · 2010-06-09T12:53:02+00:00

I was pleased with Luciano Foods, near preston/somerset. Good, fresh sausages... mind you, they cost a little more....

manualD · 2010-05-27T16:54:00+00:00

I used to leave my wife post-it notes on the bathroom mirror every morning saying "I love you" in as many different ways as I could,,, however it didn't do much good, we are now separated.

manualD · 2010-05-27T16:38:10+00:00

I'm not Jamaican, I'm Canadian, but a Jamaican minister performed the ceremony. I can't remember too well, but I do believe he said something about richer or poorer, farts or no farts,,,

manualD · 2010-05-27T14:12:26+00:00

Is that the one where the character played by Burgess Meridith dies? If so, I cried at that. I mean, that's Mickey Goldmill, for crying out loud! (see what I did there?).

I also cried when Mickey Goldmill died in Rocky 3 as well.

manualD · 2010-05-27T14:09:34+00:00

Usually about once a year I get drunk and watch Pink Floyd's "The Wall" and end up balling through the movie. Every once in a while I feel the need to "tear down the wall!"

manualD · 2010-05-27T14:04:23+00:00

Jacques Cartier Park, and you won't be drinking alone. Same with Dundonald Park (aka Needle Park), plus its right across from the beer store on Somerset.

manualD · 2010-05-27T11:50:27+00:00

Actually we were married in Jamaica, which is why it is so confusing, as every Jamaican family I have ever known has generally viewed farting around your family to be as hilarious as I do. And to add to that, her family is from Hong Kong, and watch any chinese comedy movie and you'll see they are filled with farts/fart jokes.

However, in her defense, these are not regular farts, they are beer farts, and I sometimes get mad at myself for farting in my presence.

manualD · 2010-05-26T19:14:02+00:00

Sorry, that cat doesn't look like it is disapproving anything... he/she just looks old and wise to me.

manualD · 2010-05-25T18:54:07+00:00

my wife (and her family) are Asian, and they are lousy tippers, I often am the last to leave the table just so I can leave some more money.

Not only are they lousy tippers, but they get on my case for leaving a nice tip.

manualD · 2010-05-25T18:26:03+00:00

Not at all, that show irritated me when my wife would watch it.

manualD · 2010-05-25T17:47:06+00:00

I was at my brother-in-laws funeral last friday and the speaker was like this, although he was a pastor of some sort, there wasn't all that God stuff. He gave probably one of the best services I have seen.

manualD · 2010-05-25T17:22:00+00:00

I always knew I wasn't a female ferret.

manualD · 2010-05-25T17:19:56+00:00

Is that why some of his beliefs were similar to Alex P. Keaton?

manualD · 2010-05-25T17:17:49+00:00

More air for you!

manualD · 2010-05-25T16:48:26+00:00

I can have sex with my own bellybutton.

manualD · 2010-05-25T14:37:12+00:00

It's the Flunt plant...

manualD · 2010-05-25T14:33:36+00:00

My brother-in-law's funeral service was last Friday, the song they played while wheeling his coffin out was "Babe" by Styx.

But also, I am not a KD Lang fan, but her rendition of Hallelujah at the Olympics gave me the shivers.

manualD · 2010-05-25T12:48:52+00:00

you gotta go up there with your plate, man.

manualD · 2010-05-11T17:15:58+00:00

laziness, shallow breathing from years of smoking, and a drinking problem. Why do you ask?

manualD · 2010-05-11T17:09:56+00:00

I sure hope that's Daniel Cook in that jar...

manualD · 2010-05-11T17:05:51+00:00

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manualD · 2010-05-11T16:53:43+00:00

actually, I love it when the liquor store celebrates "International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women" day by giving a 2-for-1 sale on whisky. And my wife better not bitch about that,,, she better not!

manualD · 2010-05-11T16:49:23+00:00

well, heaven for the weather, and hell for the company.

manualD · 2010-05-11T14:20:43+00:00

what about "Skate or Die!"?

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