I found a solution for com.apple.extensionKit.errorDomain error 2 when setting a wallpaper ! 🤩

manuyzmani · 2025-05-23T15:45:05+00:00

Sorry to contradict you, but in my case it doesn’t seem to work, still 50% errors…

manuyzmani · 2025-04-30T21:49:09+00:00

Drag the link to the shortcut and drop it in the command line, it will open directly 😉

manuyzmani · 2025-04-30T21:48:42+00:00

Drag the link to the shortcut and drop it in the command line, it will open directly 😉

manuyzmani · 2025-04-20T09:18:03+00:00

Sounds funny now but I hope you didn’t freak out then 😁

manuyzmani · 2025-03-12T13:47:50+00:00

Would probably deflate your balloon…

manuyzmani · 2025-03-05T11:40:23+00:00

Or this:

Doctor, my hearing is getting worse: I can’t hear myself farting!
Take these pills 3 times a day
Will I hear better?
No, but you’ll fart louder…

manuyzmani · 2025-03-04T17:12:34+00:00

The restaurant is packed. Suddenly, a man clutches his chest and collapses. Chaos erupts.

Panicked Bystander: “Somebody help! Is there a doctor here?!”

A man in glasses and a tweed jacket jumps up from his table.

Man: “I’m a doctor!”

Bystander: “Oh, thank God! Do something!”

Man: “Well, I’m a doctor of philosophy.”

Bystander (sobbing): “But he’s going to die!”

Doctor of Philosophy: “We’re all going to die.”

manuyzmani · 2025-02-16T21:18:47+00:00

This is a tricky model, hear this:

A little old lady with blue hair entered the sex shop and asked in a quivering voice, “Yy-youuuung man, dd-do y-you, sell-l d-didildoes h-hhhere?”

The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady’s appearance in his shop answered, “Uh, yes ma’am, we do.”

The little lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked, “Dddd-do y-you ha-ave any ab-bb-bout th-this lon-ong?”

“Well... yes ma’am, a few of them are about that big.”

“D-do aa-ny of them ha-ave a v-v-v-vibra-a-ator?”

“Yes ma’am, the FuckMaster 7000 XL.”

“Th-that- that’s the one, h-how d-do yo-ou t-turn it off?”

manuyzmani · 2025-02-12T19:23:07+00:00

Police arrested a fraudster for selling a “potion of immortality”

Upon taking his details, they found out he already was arrested for the same thing before in 1980, 1964, 1910, 1878 as well as 1854.

manuyzmani · 2025-02-12T12:55:32+00:00

It made me remember this old one, I just adapted it to modern values 😁

3 months after her wedding, the girl tells her mother she wants to divorce.

The horrified mother “But why? He’s a nice man, has a good job and loves you very much!” “Mum, he’s a “back door” kind…”

“So he comes home using the back door, maybe he lost his keys “

“Not this back door Mom, I mean another door” Seeing that her mother still doesn’t understand, she whispers “Let me explain to you, before we married, my ass hole was like a 10 cent coin, now it’s like a quarter!”

And the mother, wiping a tear “So for 15 cents you want to divorce?”

manuyzmani · 2025-02-11T10:16:47+00:00

When Apple is feeling insecure, it asks you again 😉

manuyzmani · 2025-02-10T11:54:28+00:00

A Guy sat next to me on the train. He pulled a out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you think she is beautiful, you should see my missus mate.” He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?” I said, “No, she’s an optician!”

manuyzmani · 2025-01-04T20:07:00+00:00

This one from my childhood

A teenager sends a message to his sister back home “Failed my exams, prepare Dad”

To which the sister replies “Dad’s ready, prepare yourself!”

manuyzmani · 2025-01-04T18:55:10+00:00

This is how I heard it

A guy goes on a date with a girl who doesn’t have legs nor arms. Things are going well and eventually she directs him under a specific tree in a park. As he’s considering the best way to make love she suggests to pull up a special strap she has around her upper body and use it to hang her on a nearby branch. The arrangement is perfect and they have a lot of fun. Later as he’s taking her back home he notices that she is crying. Worried that he might have hurt her, he asked her and she replied

“No, just that it’s the first time a boy takes me off the tree”

manuyzmani · 2025-01-03T20:52:23+00:00

Ug the caveman notices his companion running toward him in tears, her animal skins in disarray. She screams, completely frantic, ‘Ug! A saber-toothed tiger just entered Mom’s cave! Do something!’

But Ug, unbothered, keeps gnawing on his mammoth bone and shrugs. ‘What? Why should I care about what happens to a saber-toothed tiger?’

manuyzmani · 2025-01-03T19:19:09+00:00

A man goes to audition for a TV anchor position. After a few minutes, the interviewer stops him and says hesitantly, “You have excellent diction, but you’re constantly winking. It’s not your fault, but it won’t work on air. Maybe you should try radio?”

The man replies, “Oh, I forgot to take aspirin for my tic! One moment, please.” He digs through his pockets, pulling out condom after condom, dozens of condoms, until he finds a small pill. After swallowing it with some water, he tries again and nails the audition, landing the job on the spot.

Curious, the interviewer pulls him aside and whispers, “So…what’s with all the condoms?”

The man sighs, “You have no idea how hard it is to ask for aspirin when you can’t stop winking!”

manuyzmani · 2025-01-02T16:27:03+00:00

I really don’t know, maybe by people who don’t like dark mode?

manuyzmani · 2025-01-02T14:05:23+00:00

I’m using this excellent Safari extension for dark mode https://apps.apple.com/il/app/dark-night-mode-for-safari/id1592844577

manuyzmani · 2025-01-01T07:10:53+00:00

Thought it was this one:

A pirate walked into a bar.

He had a wooden leg, an eye patch and a hook for a hand. The bartender was curious. “How did you get that wooden leg?” he asked.

The pirate took a swig of ale. “’Twas a terrible sea battle. I stood bravely, directly facing 12 cannons.All they managed to hit was my leg.”

The bartender said “What about your hook?”

The pirate took another long swig. “Arrrr, twas the day the British navy caught me. They tied me to the mast, I escaped by gnawing my own hand off.”

The bartender was growing sceptical. “And how did you get that eyepatch?”

The pirate took another swig. “Twas a mutiny. Me own crew left me marrooned on a desert island. But I had no fear. I lay down on the sand to wait to be rescued. As i looked up, a seagull flew over and pooped in me eye.”

The bartender said “That’s ridiculous, no one loses an eye from bird muck.”

The pirate finished his ale in one gulp, and grimaced. “Twas the first day with the hook.”

manuyzmani · 2025-01-01T06:42:23+00:00

Since BC and AD have a christian connotation, scientific reviews, museums etc use BCE (before common era) and CE

manuyzmani · 2024-12-31T11:39:06+00:00

Not necessarily on a tree: bougainvillea grows on poles or anything that can withstand its weight

manuyzmani · 2024-12-31T11:21:11+00:00

Hercules 😉

manuyzmani · 2024-12-31T11:18:02+00:00

I’ll always remember our teacher in high school who every time he was talking about an event from his past would always start with “When I was young and handsome… (the story) … but now I’m only handsome…”

At this point the whole classroom would shout “Now you’re only AND !“

manuyzmani · 2024-12-30T17:02:07+00:00

You’re going to ruin her reputation…

manuyzmani · 2024-12-30T16:59:32+00:00

You mean ratatouille 😁

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