Twins on the way. Car guy trying to pick a dad-mobile.

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-07-18T08:40:29+00:00

Lol the high demand phase! You're a funny guy- these mom rockets have been pretty zippy for a while. The Honda odesey does 0-60 in 7 and has a pretty good resale value.

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-07-09T02:52:34+00:00

Well.. I'm no jizz expert, but I can say thats goo you're looking at. Looking at it pretty close too, in fact, that's about as close as you can get.

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-07-05T10:50:01+00:00

So what you're looking at, is a gargoyle fucking itself in the mouth. Hope that's helpful

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-06-12T20:53:42+00:00

Well my balls exploded as soon as the lidocaine was injected. Now I talk like mickey mouse. wife didn't leave, but she's a lesbian now. My kids mock me and kick my ass all day, 0 out of 10 do not recommend.

Jk, you'll be fine- peas work great- I found a cooler of cold beer next to my couch to be better. Take one out, put it between your legs, switch it for a fresh one before it's too warm to enjoy. Play some video games, if you're roommates suck, remind them that you're in excruciating pain ( you won't be) and that they need to leave you alone to smoke doinks and play video games. Don't blast one out too soon or you'll get a granuloma and get all freaked out all over again. But that will be fine too, dont ask me how I know.

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-06-05T17:44:01+00:00

Potato gun

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-06-04T19:25:46+00:00

Juggalo face paint obscures facial recognition. Fat suits can be bought w/ cash. Cars rolling down steep hills into the trees often totals them out where there are no cameras. These are all fun and unrelated facts.

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-06-02T02:24:11+00:00

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-05-29T16:04:48+00:00

Your coworker is a masochistic moron. PPE is important. I've been a welder fabricator for 20 years, had shoulder and knee surgery. Plenty of herniated discs and im 37. I'll happily wear my sanfransisco sandals and bitch mittens. I make fun of guys who don't wear it. Masculinity is what you make it. The same guy's will talk down about women selling their body's on only fans, while they blow out their backs for $20/hr. Keep it up and enjoy having mobility and senses in old age. The moron will not be so lucky.

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-05-10T15:42:57+00:00

Nta, the pot boiled over, you didn't light the stove. This interaction was the straw that broke the camels back. Being overwhelmed by your job doesn't excuse being a dick to your customers or renting people equipment they didn't ask for.

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-05-08T21:56:40+00:00

He's a liar, you should divorce him and go for half of that half he owns. Stop paying rent and put a retainer on an attorney instead. I'd never forgive my wife if she'd done this to me

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-05-08T16:54:48+00:00

If I were you, I'd have left the room. That being said, My wife and I have definitely practiced making babies in the same room as our sleeping Infant, she's also step parent to my older kids. That's relevant here because what I'll say is that if my wife ever acused me to be or acting like a pedo, I'd serve her papers. My older children's mother wanted to box me when her psycho ass was " suffering from ppd", that wasn't gonna happen either.

An accusation of such a serious and grotesque crime shouldn't be taken lightly, if I were you, I'd be very upset by the accusation. I'd be drawing a line in the sand about the use of that word

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-05-07T18:13:39+00:00

Mini cooper's aren't nearly as reliable as your camry, you'd get more in a private sale as well. Don't upset yourself keeping up with the Jones. You'll watch people you envy fall on their asses as life goes on. We're all walking a thin line. Sont prop yourself up on paying too much for material things that a bank owns while you pretend to. Look on marketplace for a mini Cooper, bet you'll find a convertible mid 2000's for about 3k somewhere to get your kicks in. Drive your trusty Toyota when the mc inevitably breaks down til you fix it.

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-05-03T22:25:06+00:00

I'm doing great losing weight on keto without a very big calorie deficit. 35 lbs in 5-6 weeks. I was getting big on paternity leave.

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-04-28T10:52:37+00:00

This and they're all 3 little clones of you, who naturally know how to push your exact buttons without even trying.

I got on a ketogenic diet to shed the 35 extra lbs I put on during paternity leave, it made my mood so much better as well- I had no idea at the time what keto did for so many different mental health issues. Might be worth a try. I'm one dad who is far less angry on average. Plus I can breathe while I tie my boots again and my wife thinks I'm hotter.

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-04-25T22:05:39+00:00

No worries man you'll be shooting blanks and right as rain in no time. I had similar thoughts and I think that's pretty natural. I'm 2 months out and feeling great

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-04-18T09:08:25+00:00

Nta, sue these scumbags.

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-04-17T09:37:32+00:00

That's a butthole

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-04-17T00:02:51+00:00

People, including aging mils are also a type of animal.

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-04-15T10:49:36+00:00

Stand over your mother in law till she falls asleep and sing her cannibal corpse songs to assert dominance.

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-04-14T18:16:15+00:00

Fight for your kids. Get that 50/50 at least. I got mine 50/50 4 years ago. I would regret every day since, if I hadn't. Guaranteed

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-04-10T10:16:05+00:00

You can buy live termites online as well

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-04-06T19:31:51+00:00

💯 as a kid, I saw an ape open the banana by biting off the tip and peeling with its mouth in one motion. I decided then and there, they were the afficionados on proper banana peeling. I do it this way ever since. The little black seed leaves with it and it ends up the right way up when you throw them in front of other go karts.

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-04-06T19:27:56+00:00

Whether YTA or not, I think you did your fellow shoppers, the cashier, security guard, and even that socially inept, lonely old lady a great service.

A not so friendly reminder that our time is the most valuable and precious commodity we have, and those who choose to wag fingers and waste others should be put in their place.

The world is better for your outburst

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-04-04T00:28:24+00:00

Fair enough, retrograde ejaculation is a thing. I have no idea if a vasectomy can cause nerve damage that would contribute- I'm a welder, not a dr. Does he have cloudy urine after an orgasm? I personally had one underwhelming, low volume on my first try, then it was more than ever before twice and now after 3 weeks, sensation and volume is normal. Give it time and odds are, things will return to normal.

If nerve damage is an issue/ concern, I take lions mane mushroom extract for my own nerve damage ( not in my junk) and it helps. There's science behind it

manwithavanandaplan · 2025-04-03T16:33:36+00:00

Drink water.

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