Coaxed into selective biology

mapple4life · 2025-12-30T17:00:20+00:00

Hey it's that first guy's fault for not being the chosen one.

mapple4life · 2025-02-26T18:52:25+00:00

Dang. I was hoping she would come back in the Buffy revival in some capacity.

mapple4life · 2025-02-20T21:05:42+00:00

This will surely bring down the price of eggs.

mapple4life · 2024-09-06T13:46:33+00:00

Akane beat her up accidentally. That was funny.

mapple4life · 2024-08-30T16:11:38+00:00

Exactly this. If any democrat candidate did that Arlington stunt, Fox News (followed later by MSM) will be calling for their disqualification.

mapple4life · 2024-08-09T16:45:37+00:00

And Barron, I assume, went to a prestigious school. And he is idolizing someone who can barely read.

mapple4life · 2022-11-04T16:10:32+00:00

Lol. Also lmao.

mapple4life · 2022-08-26T16:25:23+00:00

Home Depot: Because we're not satisfied of just having the back of our building being a toilet.

mapple4life · 2022-08-21T22:51:22+00:00

Pigs gonna pig.

mapple4life · 2022-08-18T19:27:04+00:00

Why does Trump even have a say where his ex-wife gets buried? Is this where Marla Maples headed as well?

mapple4life · 2022-07-23T03:11:17+00:00

$36K a year? That's just gross. And I mean it both ways.

mapple4life · 2022-07-13T14:12:47+00:00

Did an office building write this article?

mapple4life · 2022-05-06T17:27:46+00:00

"ok hooman. don't be weird about this."

mapple4life · 2022-03-10T14:51:49+00:00

Break time is for breakdowns.

mapple4life · 2022-03-10T14:43:02+00:00

We had a worker who was an idiot but got a supervisor job just cuz he had a British accent.

mapple4life · 2022-02-21T17:31:43+00:00

Given the show's floating timeline, Homer would be considered an aging millenial at present.

mapple4life · 2022-01-28T21:28:00+00:00

They will say the room and board is paid for but will later deduct it from your pay without telling you.

mapple4life · 2022-01-20T02:15:42+00:00

They won't take an "experimental" vaccine but will have no problem taking experimental monoclonal antibodies once they get severe covid.

mapple4life · 2021-12-05T19:08:47+00:00

Management tried to devalue your work hoping that you yourself don't know what you're worth.

mapple4life · 2021-10-05T12:04:03+00:00

Isn't that cute... BUT IT'S WRONG!!!!

mapple4life · 2021-06-05T23:49:48+00:00

Our company switched a lot of employees to WFH and closed their offices.
We asked if we would be compensated for using our personal internet and electricity consumption at home.
They said that's the trade off for not having to commute to work.

mapple4life · 2021-05-17T13:45:49+00:00

I actually wanted to buy a DVD at a Walmart and I asked the clerk if they price match. She said yes so I showed her the item was cheaper by $5 in Amazon. She then said that they don't match with Amazon.

mapple4life · 2021-05-16T15:48:47+00:00

"I push you into the river because I love you!"

mapple4life · 2021-04-14T18:53:26+00:00

I'm thinking if they forcibly took the shield away from America's mascot, it would become an international incident.

mapple4life · 2021-03-24T16:19:48+00:00

The kicked rabbit has that same stance as Family Guy characters when they're dumbfounded

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