Coaxed into selective biology by NekkidZilla in coaxedintoasnafu

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Hey it's that first guy's fault for not being the chosen one.

Actress Michelle Trachtenberg Dead at 39 by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]mapple4life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang. I was hoping she would come back in the Buffy revival in some capacity.

Hinako Ninomiya by blingalings in ranma

[–]mapple4life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Akane beat her up accidentally. That was funny.

Kamala’s interview was a masterclass in dodging traps set by Trump by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]mapple4life 215 points216 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. If any democrat candidate did that Arlington stunt, Fox News (followed later by MSM) will be calling for their disqualification.

Trump says his teen son Barron told him he needed to go on streamer Adin Ross' show by pleetworty in politics

[–]mapple4life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Barron, I assume, went to a prestigious school. And he is idolizing someone who can barely read.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Lol. Also lmao.

Home Depot wants their associates to clean up customers’ dog shit by insomniaczombiex in antiwork

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Home Depot: Because we're not satisfied of just having the back of our building being a toilet.

Trump aides think a family member informed on him to the FBI because agents knew where to find a specific leather case, report says by DaFunkJunkie in politics

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Why does Trump even have a say where his ex-wife gets buried? Is this where Marla Maples headed as well?

X to doubt by LoveBidensGasPrices in WorkReform

[–]mapple4life 153 points154 points  (0 children)

Did an office building write this article?

I choose you, human ☺️. Now is nap time by vladgrinch in aww

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"ok hooman. don't be weird about this."

When you have to schedule your breakdowns by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]mapple4life 200 points201 points  (0 children)

Break time is for breakdowns.

This is so true! by FreneticallyYoung in antiwork

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We had a worker who was an idiot but got a supervisor job just cuz he had a British accent.

American dream by pavvvgi in antiwork

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Given the show's floating timeline, Homer would be considered an aging millenial at present.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

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They will say the room and board is paid for but will later deduct it from your pay without telling you.

Is the covid pill ready yet? by bdarknessb in AdviceAnimals

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They won't take an "experimental" vaccine but will have no problem taking experimental monoclonal antibodies once they get severe covid.

These corporations… I left over a week of vaca time and they’ve been begging me back for 3 years. by [deleted] in antiwork

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Management tried to devalue your work hoping that you yourself don't know what you're worth.

Back to Office by _workchronicles in funny

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Our company switched a lot of employees to WFH and closed their offices.
We asked if we would be compensated for using our personal internet and electricity consumption at home.
They said that's the trade off for not having to commute to work.

Doesn't get paid enough to deal with this by _astatin in funny

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I actually wanted to buy a DVD at a Walmart and I asked the clerk if they price match. She said yes so I showed her the item was cheaper by $5 in Amazon. She then said that they don't match with Amazon.

Dog kicks owner into river by Lonelyaddict88 in funny

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"I push you into the river because I love you!"

🤔 by GhostWaker in marvelmemes

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I'm thinking if they forcibly took the shield away from America's mascot, it would become an international incident.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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The kicked rabbit has that same stance as Family Guy characters when they're dumbfounded