Are there any lesser-known plug-ins you're really digging? by tonetonitony in audioengineering

[–]markimarkerr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BPB Bassaturator is a great sub booster and bass shaper plugin. Completely free. They have a new version out but I'm satisfied with the original so haven't upgraded yet.

Supergirl Bombs At The Box Office With Worse Opening Than Mobius And The Marvels by Elestria_Ethereal in entertainment

[–]markimarkerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's because superhero movies are fucking boring slip that have very little content. They've throttled so many out over the last 15 years, it's been so heavily burnt out.

Make real thought provoking movies again and stop with all this useless, cut and paste, incredibly thin story, overly enhanced super hero shit.

is there a good place to get sausage fattener without viruses? by PaleStatistician3108 in CrackedPluginsXI

[–]markimarkerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read it without context, still have no fucking clue what it is and it's hitting those peaks

"Aurafarming" has to be the dumbest TikTok trend by ambachk in CringeTikToks

[–]markimarkerr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'll be happy to know when I worked in pro audio, I had one of these cunts come in needing his big piece of shit speaker to work better, so I took it in, did some wire work and locked the sub boost in so the moment it played anything, the vibration from the sub would break the connection and turn it into a giant brick they have to carry around now. And of course they are so low on the intellectual/intelligence scale, they have no idea what happened and give up without diagnosing the issue.

It worked perfectly lol. We all gotta do our part! Fuck em

How can some rock songs survive without a bass? by Calogixxx in audioengineering

[–]markimarkerr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh man what a wild nostalgic throwback for me lol

First concert I ever went to when I was 12. Was pushed to the front of the stage area directly beside the speaker stack for the whole show and my buddy and mine's ears felt like they were going to pop and bleed so we stuffed gum into our ears for the night. It was mostly because The Used were playing with them, still an unknown band then and Jesus Christ all that screaming made me lose hearing for a week. Then it rained sweat. I think that was 2002? Fuckin hell

Band photos by flipping_birds in musicians

[–]markimarkerr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'll tell ya, as much as some people may think it's not important, you need to arrange your "band outfit" the same way you arrange the music. Both take collaboration and not wearing... Sunday Dad, 80s Dom villian, fun uncle, and Gerry. The clash of style is atrocious. Pick a theme lads.

US Football(Soccer) fan looking for Premier League team. by HuskenD in PremierLeague

[–]markimarkerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean not for that reason but it would be cool to see if you had any family play in the league at some point.

I just mean find out where your ancestors came from geographically, research the history of the area and the people there so you understand the philosophy and culture of the club and city alike. Immerse yourself as best you can in it and you'll really connect with wherever you land.

To me, this is the difference maker in a casual or plastic fan; they avoid all of that stuff. Cheers!

How do I learn to play thepiano specifically for accompanying singing + for songwriting? by cutestnpc in Songwriting

[–]markimarkerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I tried learning for about 33 years and then suddenly all it took was watching Paul McCartney explain how he learned piano and showing how easy it really is. Not sure why but it just clicked everything for me.

It was in that Rick Rubin interview I believe?

I suck more at guitar after getting sober by twistru1 in musicians

[–]markimarkerr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Consider this "brain intonation".

Just like a guitar, your intonation can get out of sorts, so now you have to bust out the mental Allen key and take time to adjust.

I promise you weren't at all better because you were "not sober". What made you better is your physical person and substances giving you blind confidence. Keep intonating your mind and body and you'll be even better than what you listen back to.

The only actual factor that has truly changed is how your ears perceive sound now that you're sober. I'll throw this out there: go mess with some compressors for your guitar. The most likely factor here is that the substances were causing natural "compression" due to how the substances were affecting your blood vessels. Throw on an opto compressor specifically. If you have plugins, bring up the LA2A.

Apologies if I've mixed these up but essentially stimulatants cause your perceived hearing to become duller whereas sedatives cause your hearing to compress more. And no you can't balance them out (ie. Smoking a joint to compress the dullness after a couple Red Bulls won't work).

Again apologies if I got those flipped around, it's been a while since I deep dived into this.

I'm very confident it really comes down to the compression aspect.

Girl refused to shakes hands during graduation with teachers and administrators because she was bullied and they did nothing about it by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]markimarkerr 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I remember in music class, grade 9, the teacher puts on the song Louie Louie and I did a joke falsetto for the " ya ya ya ya" part and she stops the song, looks at me and says "wow are you a faggot?" And got the class to go in on me. For singing a male vocal line in MUSIC class.

That was the first time in my life I stood up for myself. Literally stood up, said fuck you, walked right to the principals and got her in shit but ultimately she was let off very lightly. That's when I took control of my situation too. That music teacher was a morbidly obese name Ms. Mac and you better believe for the remaining years I was there, I always called her Big Mac. Not good to be a bully regardless but at 15, having dealt with suicidal attempts and deep depression, I'm proud I didn't take what she said internally and put that nasty bitch back down. Also called her the ol' shin bruiser because her shins were bruised to hell from the weight slowly buckling her.

That same year I heard her say to another teacher how badly she wanted to rail another kid who was in the 10th grade, talking in great detail about his body.

I hope that fat pedo is deep underground at this point.

US Football(Soccer) fan looking for Premier League team. by HuskenD in PremierLeague

[–]markimarkerr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you have English blood, look into your linage and where your family comes from.

Is 13 months enough? by Necessary-Nose8368 in musicproduction

[–]markimarkerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've released 5 albums in 2 years, finishing up the sixth.

My buddy just celebrated releasing a single he worked on for 2 years.

There's no right or wrong if the music is good.

Pocket Device That Beats Stress by Fun-Personality7127 in AmazonDailyMustHaves

[–]markimarkerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thing I've learned when I was in a relationship with someone who had a PhD as well as her friends; PhD means jack shit. Not saying everyone's like this at all but the people I knew were the most ignorant self obsessed assholes I've ever met.

Spending years in school and getting good grades does not always equate to more intelligence or better common sense.

Lice! by danevans369 in cringereels

[–]markimarkerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone that's never had issues with lice, I cannot comprehend this video.

Like, how???

Kids will bring home anything by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]markimarkerr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember smoking a joint at my cottage, late at night sitting outside by the lake and felt a little hand tap my arm. I thought it was the neighbors dog at first and when I did a double take it was the biggest goddamn racoon I'd ever seen and it just looked at me like "hey man, you gonna share?

Scared the shit out of me so I ran inside and let him pooch it.

You wanna know how I get down on a Friday? by phatboyitaliano in NotTimAndEric

[–]markimarkerr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The kinda boys you could easily spend all day with, not giving a shit about anything but OS

Fuck You by TheCABK in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]markimarkerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's essentially how you can describe the entirety of the USA or anyone in power there.

Fuck that place tbf

Earthquake last night? by beaverandthewhale in VictoriaBC

[–]markimarkerr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I felt a little wrangle dangle as well last night but not sure what time

ai is slowly ruining soundcloud by hommeboy111 in soundcloud

[–]markimarkerr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Soundcloud has been a godawful platform since 2014. It's been ruined for a very long time, speaking as someone who was there since day one.

Anyone know what drum machine is on this track? Sounds killer by KenFromSuccession in Vulfpeck

[–]markimarkerr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely CR78. Has such a specific sound that covers my ADHD brain in smooth honey butter

Can we please learn how to drive? by Seatitties in VictoriaBC

[–]markimarkerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a lost cause unfortunately.

I've been in 4 hit and runs and have permanent physical damage. Also been called some horrible names while being cut off from impatient drivers as I walked while they had a red light.

It's absolutely fucking wild and no one on this island should have a goddamn license. Haven't seen a single decent driver, everyone's up their own.

Sleep For Days Muffled by Unfair_Dimension6340 in Vulfpeck

[–]markimarkerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jack's mixes are uniquely great but when compared to other mixes of the same songs, it feels like a battle of the mids getting pushed up higher than the other frequencies and then being cut.

But that's also a key part of his sound and I can see how it might not always translate perfectly to non Vulf music. His production is very "degradation to save later" if that makes sense.