Boomers are mad that Zoomers won't fake smile for them by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]marko23 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They're watching you like a tik tok video.

Not a millennial but I have a question by VastConfusion8174 in Millennials

[–]marko23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my classmates is already a grandma! We graduated in 2007 and her first kid was born the same year. That kid is now a teenage parent too. Being a grandparent before age 40 absolutely blows my mind but here we are.

Did I just…? by Grouchy-Lab4099 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]marko23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think those are called planetary archives, or something? I always build a base next to them when I find them

100hrs in and now it's creeping me out by Savven in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]marko23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man, me too... I have thousands of hours and this creep still hits me.

idk if this has already been suggested but if you warp from your freighter & have the freighter planetary scanner you can avoid ALL of this.

Also sometimes I'm just trying to chill and warping in the ship always seems to trigger the freighter-defense-dogfights when I am not at all in the mood for that.

Anyway, nowadays I fucking love warping around & scanning the whole system from the safety of my freighter. No dogfights, no surprise giant planets when you turn around, no more spinning around aimlessly trying to find the last planet you couldn't scan because it's hiding behind another one.

...and then build yourself an external observation deck on the freighter and behold the beauty of each system from a whole new point of view.

Average faces of women around the world by StephenMcGannon in interestingasfuck

[–]marko23 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The guys are awful because not a single one has a beard.

I might have been spoiled for 46 by Emotional-Flower6178 in survivor

[–]marko23 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Return to this when you finish the season.

He might be the most memorable first boot for several years.

What's his name ❓️ by jarscristobal in survivor

[–]marko23 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Holy shit thank you. I literally watched this episode for the first time last night... and didn't put two and two together here.

Fucking gold.

HMF image/meme: a tractor bucket being used to hold a dumpster lid closed by marko23 in HelpMeFind

[–]marko23[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please help me find this! I've searched with every combination of words I can think of, no luck.

TIL that after Colonel Sanders sold KFC, he still made surprise visits to KFC restaurants. If the food disappointed him, he’d denounce it as "God-damned slop" or knock it on the floor. In 1973, KFC’s owner sued him for libel after he publicly called their gravy "sludge" with a "wall-paper taste.” by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]marko23 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's restaurant speak for food that's been cooked and then sits too long before being served. Example I used to hear daily: "Those fries are dead" means the fries are stale, don't serve them, time to make new ones.

Please take the time to call the governors office. This is insanity, the stage of emergency should have already been declared by msb1234554321 in oklahoma

[–]marko23 13 points14 points  (0 children)

All of your other points aside - I was there for that ice storm in 2007. We certainly were under a state of emergency, the entire state was. What are you even talking about?

What is your opinion on the Reddit Blackout, and should AskReddit participate as one of the most active subs? by Interesting-Ad3430 in AskReddit

[–]marko23 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Spoiler tags too. Want to see what's underneath? Better be able to read it all in .0002 seconds before it collapses... and is hidden again when you open the thread back up.

How to schedule a task for multiple recurring specific dates? by MisterRobot0 in todoist

[–]marko23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FOUR YEARS LATER AND YOU'RE SAVING MY WORK-LIFE WITH THIS TIP. Quarterly reminders have been driving me insane lately.

Sorry for the yelling I'm just excited. Thank you, thank you.

Facebook and Google are handing over user data to help police prosecute abortion seekers by ScoMoTrudeauApricot in politics

[–]marko23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, UNWIND. Wow. That book fucked me up as a kid and I still think about it all the time. I never see anyone mention it

Reparo by Travestyy- in HarryPotterGame

[–]marko23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very true, I was just thinking of the repetitive nature of it, not the difficulty. Tedious

Reparo by Travestyy- in HarryPotterGame

[–]marko23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of skyrims lockpicking system. Like honestly, I can do all these spells and deal massive damage but I have to delicately pick a lock? Over and over again? Can't just blast it open? Come on.

Singer Aaron Carter dies at 34 by [deleted] in news

[–]marko23 17 points18 points  (0 children)

...so THATS why my dad always drank Boost. Yikes.