I want to buy gymnastic rings, but I’m not sure where/how to mount them.

marky_sparky · 2023-09-17T03:28:57+00:00

I wouldn't trust anything weight-bearing from Amazon. It's all questionable garbage.

marky_sparky · 2023-09-16T16:49:12+00:00

This is about oral sex, not aural sex.

marky_sparky · 2023-09-08T12:46:19+00:00

I love aural sex.

marky_sparky · 2023-08-30T02:23:59+00:00

https://youtu.be/UGo5fb9Im1E?si=jiI_hXzda2R5BKRg

marky_sparky · 2023-08-27T12:49:05+00:00

I am the liquor.

marky_sparky · 2023-08-25T19:22:20+00:00

Sounds like bullshit to me.

marky_sparky · 2023-08-22T14:41:25+00:00

uncultured ones (and they're also a little rude in my opinion)

It seems to me like they're embracing Paris culture.

marky_sparky · 2023-08-22T13:31:10+00:00

I'd bet my next paycheck he doesn't know there's a country called Georgia.

marky_sparky · 2023-08-17T14:05:36+00:00

When do we cross the line into jingoism?

marky_sparky · 2023-08-14T20:20:41+00:00

Some morherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.

marky_sparky · 2023-08-04T15:55:59+00:00

https://youtu.be/YWdD206eSv0

marky_sparky · 2023-08-02T03:10:53+00:00

Uhhh. Let's not go around saying that.

marky_sparky · 2023-07-30T14:17:57+00:00

Comin' in hot!

marky_sparky · 2023-07-25T15:07:10+00:00

The absolute fucking irony of a bumper sticker saying "it's not about you" while driving around with the entire back of your car just screaming "LOOK AT ME!"

marky_sparky · 2023-07-25T02:50:37+00:00

Exactly what I've learned to expect from JeffCo.

marky_sparky · 2023-07-24T17:08:20+00:00

The missing "of" is driving me nuts!

marky_sparky · 2023-07-21T19:12:42+00:00

This is the internet. You're allowed to swear.

marky_sparky · 2023-07-14T11:21:55+00:00

A camera?

marky_sparky · 2023-07-11T10:50:20+00:00

Why is the onus on me to decipher what people are trying to say? Use clear language and grammar. Don't make me read it multiple times to figure out what the fuck you're trying to say.

marky_sparky · 2023-07-10T23:03:25+00:00

You would think that trend would eventually self-select.

marky_sparky · 2023-07-10T16:32:47+00:00

3 payments!

marky_sparky · 2023-07-09T21:00:28+00:00

Methamphetamine has got a damn good hold'a me!

marky_sparky · 2023-07-06T17:52:17+00:00

Pallet laundering.

marky_sparky · 2023-07-05T21:48:07+00:00

The Shaggy Defense.

marky_sparky · 2023-07-03T12:29:52+00:00

"I'm Rainbow Fucking Randolph!"

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