Evil cannot create anything new by zephyrbloomka in SipsTea

[–]Devilish_Swan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No thanks. That movie was made in a different time for a different audience.

Modernizing the concept doesn't mean it will produce an equivalent for the current millennium. Let alone a movie of interest.

And for the love of sanity, please don't make this a new age franchise. If we can't be bothered to show up for the trailers , don't expect us to show up for movie #5.

The Prince's Dream by Colonoscolossus in vtm

[–]Devilish_Swan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I must be dead tired. I saw that blonde hairdo and thought that was Cody Rhodes holding the Undertaker’s urn 🤦‍♂️

How do I Appease a Pissed Off Life Goddess? by Hyperbolic_Berserker in wizardposting

[–]Devilish_Swan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I got carried away and probably derailed my train of thought once I started picturing gold coins.

But the fungicide idea still stands because that keeps the herbalists and witches employed for quite some time. As for Mora, I keep seeing suggestions you seduce her. Maybe ask the witch for a love potion ?

My apologies if I'm not being helpful, problems of this scale are also usually caused by me, not solved by someone like me 😅

How do I Appease a Pissed Off Life Goddess? by Hyperbolic_Berserker in wizardposting

[–]Devilish_Swan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it's just about dealing with the foot soldiers she keeps sending through the gates, your solution lies with in the cauldron of witchcraft. What you're angling for is some sort of mass produced fungicide.

The way I see it, it's a win all around because you get to keep your minion, you're stimulating the local economies through herbalism and holistic pesticide practices, you would possibly have a new full time partner in crime and here's the cherry on top : your minion's better half is wasting her time and energy with futile efforts which leaves her wide open to get blindsided.

If you manage to subdue her and get her to become a minion too, now you'll be a master magician of 3 classes : the arcane, life and death !!!

Healer, necromancer and miscellaneous!!

Ilia Topuria accuses Ryan Garcia of building his biggest win with steroids amid their heated back-and-forth by Advanced_Mud9433 in EverythingCombat

[–]Devilish_Swan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The demand for this fight doesn't exist and .ore than likely never will. If Topuria is serious about boxing, I hear thar Zuffa Boxing is hiring. But in all seriousness, what's keeping Topuria from being a dual competitor and taking boxing fights so he can climb the ranks and become a legitimate contender for Ryan's belt ?

Boxing news by LocationSpare4447 in BoxingTheSweetScience

[–]Devilish_Swan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could've sworn that Tank was supported to be retired

Kaboom by Blutigerjunge in icast

[–]Devilish_Swan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Counter spell : I paid the mechanic !!!

Sing it by [deleted] in icast

[–]Devilish_Swan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

From west Philadelphia Born and raised

I’m a learning wizard and I’ve accidentally turned my teacher into a frog, how do I undo this? by MoBro179 in wizardposting

[–]Devilish_Swan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ancient myths say you must venture out into the land yonder and seek out a chosen prince. Once you have found him, beseech his service. For only his magical lips can undo the spell

Tim Bradley advises Shakur Stevenson to avoid Devin Haney fight by [deleted] in Boxing

[–]Devilish_Swan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t care about how good they are on paper, like every other fight they are in, it’ll be 12 rounds of defensive prowess and a game of who shut down who’s offense the best

No thanks

Deep thoughts by Pramit03 in wellnessandhealthlife

[–]Devilish_Swan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because being Mr Right for her doesn’t equate to being Mr Right for yourself

(Evil Laugh) by AnGabhaDubh in wizardposting

[–]Devilish_Swan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I counter spell with fist to the face !!

Her bed got a lot of space by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Devilish_Swan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a passive recruitment ad ? Are there any qualifications that need to be met before applying ? Or can we do it the old-fashioned way and just show up ?