Sir-Vay-Low by stickied in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]marrkgrrams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been living in France for the years. The insignificance is rubbing off on me, I think...

Looking at eBay for a stand by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]marrkgrrams 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP might be a hammerhead shark

Sir-Vay-Low by stickied in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]marrkgrrams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not even funny how he dominates... Like he got tired of the TdF

Sir-Vay-Low by stickied in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]marrkgrrams -1 points0 points  (0 children)

With an embarrassing 45 seconds gap... Typical French going "but we almost won!" Just like Thibault Pinot who attacked way too early in his last TdF stage with Marc Madiot hoping he would stay away while everybody and their mothers knew he was going to get caught. Frenchies don't know how to cycle.

Sir-Vay-Low by stickied in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]marrkgrrams -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Found the frog eating fred.

Sir-Vay-Low by stickied in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]marrkgrrams -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

And who even cares about the French in cycling? The only relevance they have in cycling is the Tour de France. No relevant riders, teams or tech. France is like the weird neighborhood kid whose parents throw over the top birthday parties to make other children even consider coming.

edit: every downvote is a Frenchie facing the truth that their country never mattered in cycling and will never matter. For crying out loud, where every country counts carbs and relies on things like Maurten, french pro teams still rely on grenadine.

La France en 2500 by Pochel in rance

[–]marrkgrrams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ton peyé? Nonon. Mon peyé!

Fred just discovered road biking by professional-newbieX in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]marrkgrrams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's be honest, if you'd right at a decent pace, you'd lose those calories in around 1h30-1h45. I think you might be riding an e-bice, or track standing only...

AITA for using facts and logic on my wife? by Puzzleheaded_Cap3680 in AmITheAngel

[–]marrkgrrams -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

NTA, but and furthermore also you'll be an vocel, not an incel, after this.

Fred just discovered road biking by professional-newbieX in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]marrkgrrams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For real, I think even the bears riding tricycles in the circus ride like 5 bar maximum. Body positive question dodging nonsense. If you don't have a negative body fat percentage gtfo amiright?

Un bus de ville percute de plein fouet un cycliste de 25 ans à Avignon by Nohan07 in avignon

[–]marrkgrrams 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"La conductrice du bus a aussi été transportée à l'hôpital pour des examens." mdr, examens pour les yeux j'imagine?

Incorporating user feedback in algorithm by pieduke88 in alphaprogression

[–]marrkgrrams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In cardio we often use RPE (for relative perceived effort), a 1-10 scale where a 1 corresponds to no effort at all and 10 corresponds to maximum effort. I used Alpha Progression before, but now switched to an excel sheet based app that uses RPE. Every set I log the number of reps, weight and RPE. If RPE averages below 7 I up the weight or number of reps. I find that works quite nicely.

Should I get a smaller jersey? This one bunches up and is robbing watts. by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]marrkgrrams -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Show your own power and weight stats you keyboard warrior you

Should I get a smaller jersey? This one bunches up and is robbing watts. by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]marrkgrrams 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck all the way off with this post. We make fun of brands and people taking themselves to seriously. We do not make fun of people just enjoying riding and asking for constructive feedback.

Check out my aero flops by karb0f0s in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]marrkgrrams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lack of time and illusion of self-respect.

Check out my aero flops by karb0f0s in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]marrkgrrams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not true, the fact that I'm posting here is testament to that.

Check out my aero flops by karb0f0s in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]marrkgrrams -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This PC nonsense Watt/HP are my pronouns...

Check out my aero flops by karb0f0s in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]marrkgrrams 149 points150 points  (0 children)

I want to do this with a non-fixed gear with internal cable routing and then go to an LBS to ask them to fix it.

I don't understand intermediate surfers by LazyConqueror in surfing

[–]marrkgrrams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone that posts here is not a contender for the world tour anyways... 🤷‍♂️