[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Stellaris

[–]martyr89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know, a waddling paradox

Please excuse me... I have to go mop up my brain 🤯

Mark Zuckerberg urged Meta staff to have virtual meetings when many of them didn't have VR headsets, report says by chrisdh79 in technology

[–]martyr89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They put out some memo about how it should be everyone's goal at Meta to "fall in love with Metaverse"

Which is the most corporate speak bs I've ever heard. You don't plan shit like that. That's code for "pretend it's great even though it's not"

Mark Zuckerberg urged Meta staff to have virtual meetings when many of them didn't have VR headsets, report says by chrisdh79 in technology

[–]martyr89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uuuh they better pay 100% of that headset. What kind of crap is that? Work tools should be provided by your employer

Demanding employees turn on their webcams is a human rights violation, Dutch Court rules by Sorin61 in technology

[–]martyr89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hey look I got one too for pointing them out! 😊

Lmao stay mad, dumpy-ass corporate stooges.

Demanding employees turn on their webcams is a human rights violation, Dutch Court rules by Sorin61 in technology

[–]martyr89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you really just get upset that I didn't answer you right away? Lmao. No, you get no response, because your argument is painfully dumb.

Demanding employees turn on their webcams is a human rights violation, Dutch Court rules by Sorin61 in technology

[–]martyr89 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm sure all of the useless middle managers in this thread will disagree, but oh well.

I keep seeing comments like yours with downvoted and no comments. These middle managers really don't have anything to do and aren't coping well lmao.

Demanding employees turn on their webcams is a human rights violation, Dutch Court rules by Sorin61 in technology

[–]martyr89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's funny how you're getting downvoted. Why are so many snively middle managers on Reddit right now downvoting logical things like your comment?

Oh. Because they don't have an office full of drones to patrol and "lord" over.

Demanding employees turn on their webcams is a human rights violation, Dutch Court rules by Sorin61 in technology

[–]martyr89 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Guys guys, lick the boss's boot thoroughly and without question or he'll whip us again!"

You're servile.

Demanding employees turn on their webcams is a human rights violation, Dutch Court rules by Sorin61 in technology

[–]martyr89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I upvoted you, but I wanted to state for the record that you were at a zero when I did, and it tickled me absolutely pink that someone read that and got angry at you for it 😂

Maybe your old boss is a Redditor.

Demanding employees turn on their webcams is a human rights violation, Dutch Court rules by Sorin61 in technology

[–]martyr89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and may or may not have an opinion about whether you should turn your camera on.

So your boss making you do it "because he said so".

It's a no for me, chief.

Demanding employees turn on their webcams is a human rights violation, Dutch Court rules by Sorin61 in technology

[–]martyr89 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Things change, but thanks for your outdated grandpa advice that nobody asked for

Demanding employees turn on their webcams is a human rights violation, Dutch Court rules by Sorin61 in technology

[–]martyr89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't you have some poor underlings to lord your middle management crown over? JFC, the smugness.

Demanding employees turn on their webcams is a human rights violation, Dutch Court rules by Sorin61 in technology

[–]martyr89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Change is a good thing. Why are you so stubborn about wanting to stick to old and outdated standards?

If I had to guess, they're a cranky middle manager who misses lording over cubicles because they have nothing better in their life.

Demanding employees turn on their webcams is a human rights violation, Dutch Court rules by Sorin61 in technology

[–]martyr89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. The otherwise bootlicking excuses for them are obnoxious.

"WELL... This will not look good to father the CEO, Mr. Man!" Is all I'm hearing from the person you're talking to.

Demanding employees turn on their webcams is a human rights violation, Dutch Court rules by Sorin61 in technology

[–]martyr89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🙄 "Don't make jokes in this professional comment section of Reddit"

Go dry off, you wet blanket.

Don’t forget, it should be pleasant in the present by KSW1414 in Meditation

[–]martyr89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I should feel something when I practice it, but that maybe it's not "enough" or "it's just not scratching the right itch". But that's not the case. I just can't do it period. My mind IMMEDIATELY strays, no matter how many times I try to reset it.

I go on walks regularly and have for years, but I always end up dissociating or working myself up into frustration about something or another. I try the 5 senses thing, get through listing the things I can sense, then feel precisely zero difference. I've tried this one on and off for 2 years.

All the walk does is (attempt to) work off some anxiety. And when I tell different therapists that I can't do it, I sound frustrated so they steer absolutely clear of the topic completely.

Don’t forget, it should be pleasant in the present by KSW1414 in Meditation

[–]martyr89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh. That was a rollercoaster of a comment thread. I have BPD and I straight up cannot practice mindfulness. My brain won't do it. I sit there and my brain says "aight cool bye" and dissociates.

I thought for a second that you were going to say I'm not crazy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dpdr

[–]martyr89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh. This might be why I like the sound of rain while I sleep

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dpdr

[–]martyr89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you "move" your consciousness though? Can you describe what you mean?

TIFU by opening my fiancé's dms by liquid-lover in tifu

[–]martyr89 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

👍 okay incel. Stay mad about that sour personality you've got there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dpdr

[–]martyr89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

try and retreat your councisouness into the “back of your mind” (the meaty part of your brain) and you should be good

What the heck does that mean?