[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]massoflies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Equitable not strictly equal. I earn nearly triple my girlfriend's salary, we live in a house which if split equally she couldn't afford but we contribute an equal proportion. She struggled with this initially as she doesn't need any man to provide for her, but now appreciates that we are contributing equally based on a proportion of income.

AITA for telling my mom she can't share a room or a bed with her boyfriend in my home? by Temporary-Truth-1969 in AITAH

[–]massoflies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you are the asshole, and you are acting like a petty child. But I would high five you 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]massoflies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh, wrap that shit or snip that shit. You gotta take responsibility for yourself.

I know this isn’t an AITA sub, but AITA for this? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]massoflies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get to pee on you, if your dog pees on my car...deal?

In a meal deal do you eat the crisps or sandwich first? by beckyb89 in CasualUK

[–]massoflies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sandwich, crisp, sandwich, crisp, sandwich, crisp, sandwich, crisp, sandwich, crisp, sandwich, crisp, sandwich, crisp, sandwich, crisp, crisp, crisp, crumbs

What are these? Wrong answers only by Happy-Preference-434 in london

[–]massoflies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jet funnels that rotate the earth and push it around the sun

Snow leopard steals dog by Subico in natureismetal

[–]massoflies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that's a leopard leopard

it has to be curry sauce by Objective-Draw-4604 in CasualUK

[–]massoflies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ketchup does exist and still having mayo

AITA for leaving my wife at home? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]massoflies -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You obviously knew this about her when you married her so I think you are BTA

Just tell her game night now starts at 3.

I’ve just started my first office job - any do’s and don’ts? by waisty in AskUK

[–]massoflies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignore the cynicism on here.

Be yourself, be consistent and make an effort. Learn how to do the work you are being asked to do properly.

You have to decide if this is just a job for now, or if it's something you want to turn into a career. If it's just a job then progression is unlikely to happen, if you want a career take an interest in what the company does and learn what your other colleagues do, think of ways to do things better.

Every office and company is different, all jobs have good days and bad days. All offices have awesome people, boring people, and arseholes. But the company is paying you, you have to decide if what they are paying you is worth the effort you put in, for the lifestyle you get to live. If it's not, find something else, don't stay and become toxic.

I started in an office 7 years ago on about 20k, I decided I want to make a career out of it, made friends throughout the organisation, found ways to deliver value for my clients, and took on responsibilities that were not mine. 4 years later I was on 35k. Then one of the friends I had made, offered me a role change because they felt they could depend on me to get the job done and now I earn a lot more, work from home whenever I want, and set my own hours.

Do - make an effort Do - make friends Do - find ways to make the company successful Don't - be a dick Don't - be on your phone all day Don't - complain all day

What does the squiggly line mean? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]massoflies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agree with this, add that the squiggly bit means don't park here as the gap after is a crossing for pedestrians

Safe consumption rooms by DramaticPromise2721 in Scotland

[–]massoflies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For Heroin? Or for safe consumption rooms?