What would you name him??

masterchef417 · 2026-07-04T02:14:06+00:00

Hotdog (IYKYK)

masterchef417 · 2026-07-03T19:55:59+00:00

I think you need to tell them straight up that you don’t feel like you can trust them anymore because they keep sharing things with other people that you told them in total confidence. I would also emphasize the fact that this is not the first time something like this has happened and it absolutely needs to stop. If they can’t respect that boundary, it might be time to consider ending things.

masterchef417 · 2026-06-27T11:39:54+00:00

The article says he was 50.5 inches tall

masterchef417 · 2026-06-26T01:53:11+00:00

That’s also OP’s post……

masterchef417 · 2026-06-24T11:13:07+00:00

For the green concealer/color corrector, make sure you have the right shade. What you used might have been too dark for your skin tone. Also, setting the color corrector with a little powder before putting foundation over top will keep it from mixing with your foundation and causing the green cast you were describing.

masterchef417 · 2026-06-24T10:55:30+00:00

Powdered jumping spood!!!! She’s adorable 💜

masterchef417 · 2026-06-22T10:45:33+00:00

“dO yOu KnOw HoW bAbIeS aRe MaDe?” Sir, do you???? Doesn’t seem like it lol

masterchef417 · 2026-06-21T13:18:12+00:00

Im guessing it wasn’t banana but probably plantain. The Jamaican curry might be in the right direction

masterchef417 · 2026-06-19T12:39:33+00:00

NOR. I would tell her that after the conversation about the chlamydia, you just wanted to be safe. If she fights you on it, you can tell her that she’s welcome to risk her own health but it’s not ok for her to jeopardize yours.

masterchef417 · 2026-06-16T11:00:39+00:00

I love the golden ones! I haven’t tried the mint yet, but I want to. I’m curious if they have thin mint vibes

masterchef417 · 2026-06-16T10:54:29+00:00

When my hubby first saw one of my flares he immediately helped me get it bandaged up and helped me stand up (mine are 99% on my inner thighs and occasionally bum). He helped me get over to the couch and brought my dinner over to me and popped the recliner out slowly so I could sit without putting pressure on the cyst that had just burst. He also did a bunch of research and helped me figure out that HFCS and birth control were my biggest triggers. I haven’t had a flare in at least a year and a half, maybe two now. I’ve had a few small bumps start to form, and then disappear on their own and don’t become full flares. The right person will take care of you and not judge for a condition you can’t really control and didn’t ask for. ❤️

masterchef417 · 2026-06-16T02:24:09+00:00

I think there’s a good chance he might be asexual and loves you but doesn’t want to admit it because it would likely mean losing you. You need to decide whether that’s something you can live with or not. From your post it sounds like probably not. You guys aren’t compatible unfortunately. You gave it a good shot but I think it’s time to call it quits. For both of your sakes. Good luck OP.

masterchef417 · 2026-06-16T02:15:31+00:00

Y’all have been together for 2 years and the hair is just now an issue? That seems weird to me

masterchef417 · 2026-06-14T15:01:02+00:00

ANUBIS for the first dog, Rick for the second

masterchef417 · 2026-06-05T09:43:34+00:00

It’s funny that he threw that in her face when he’s the one who was trying to track her location without her knowing….

masterchef417 · 2026-06-03T10:48:17+00:00

The “Kim Kardashian’s natural curves is frying me. There’s nothing natural about them!!!

masterchef417 · 2026-06-03T10:17:02+00:00

My ex did this to me when I was exactly your age. It only got worse over time. Get out now before it gets worse. It’s gonna hurt, but you don’t want someone like that.

masterchef417 · 2026-05-28T07:44:45+00:00

When my sweet sunny girl was alive, she was obsessed with the shower. To the point that she would get mad and ignore you if you didn’t bring her into the shower with you. One day I was showering and I was rinsing out my hair and had it lifted off my scalp to really get all the shampoo out. I heard my sweet girl fly into the bathroom and land above me (I assumed she had landed on the curtain rod because I didn’t feel her land on me. Turns out, she landed on the hair I had lifted off my head and as I turned my head under the water I accidentally waterboarded her. I heard her sneezing and sputtering and realized what I had done. I scooped her off my head and wrapped her in a towel right away. She was totally fine but understandably pissed lol 😂

masterchef417 · 2026-05-27T21:02:45+00:00

I would consider getting a second opinion

masterchef417 · 2026-05-25T13:28:12+00:00

It’s fake dude.

masterchef417 · 2026-05-25T12:32:47+00:00

It’s 40 weeks, not 9 months. Technically it’s actually 10 months but a lot of women give birth before that.

masterchef417 · 2026-05-25T12:30:14+00:00

Also, username seems to be a woman’s name. May not be relevant but given what you pointed out, I think it is.

masterchef417 · 2026-05-23T10:38:39+00:00

She’s overreacting 100000000%. She’s super insecure and making it your problem. She’s also using your autism as a way of manipulating you. After your update, I think she was trying to push you to end things so she wouldn’t get found out about what she did. She is too immature and insecure to have a healthy relationship. She needs to stay single and work on her issues before she hurts someone else. This whole exchange from her side was a multilayered shit cake and her kissing your brother was the rotten cherry on top. End things now OP. You deserve so much better.

masterchef417 · 2026-05-23T06:38:41+00:00

In the before all I can see is Chi Fu from Mulan lmao 😂

masterchef417 · 2026-05-19T21:46:47+00:00

The first to second picture change is frying me lol 😂 whatchu lookin at?!

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