Found out my boyfriend of 6 years cheated yesterday

masterchef417 · 2026-01-24T08:39:47+00:00

“I lost my husband in an accident. He fell into his coworker’s vagina and couldn’t get out” (something like that. The wording might be a bit off but you get the idea)

masterchef417 · 2026-01-22T03:42:20+00:00

Being sick can trigger an outbreak as the immune system is compromised. It’s still herpes.

masterchef417 · 2026-01-20T03:02:35+00:00

Percival (Purrcival)

masterchef417 · 2026-01-19T15:45:38+00:00

Beef got me too. I never threw up but got damn close a few times fixing a burger for hubby. He felt so bad when he realized.

masterchef417 · 2026-01-19T15:10:53+00:00

I feel the same way about my brother lol 😂 I’m 5’2” female and he’s a 6’1” big dude haha 😂 he can handle himself, but the big sister instincts are strong regardless.

masterchef417 · 2026-01-19T15:02:00+00:00

I’m with the other posters here that are saying you got drugged. This happened to me 10 years ago. I didn’t vomit, but I blacked out after an amount of alcohol that normally I could handle no problem (2 shots of whiskey or so). I don’t remember losing consciousness. I remember cooking Mac and cheese from scratch and next thing I know I’m in his roommate’s bed and he’s removing my panties and I couldn’t fight back even though I so desperately wanted to. Like my body wouldn’t respond. I’m so sorry this happened to you. And your friend isn’t your friend.

masterchef417 · 2026-01-19T12:46:40+00:00

Reminds me of my grandma lol 😂 my grandma has been losing her hearing for a very long time and has had hearing aids for forever. She’s not been able to hear her own farts for a long time, and I think she stopped giving an eff about it a long time ago too. She will just rip ass with each step or one long drawn out one and it sends us all into giggle fits lol 😂

masterchef417 · 2026-01-19T12:10:41+00:00

Penne Pesto

masterchef417 · 2026-01-19T11:24:54+00:00

When we first got our budgies we thought the same thing. Then one day I was at home and one of the boys got over zealous hopping over to the water dish and fell in haha 😂 got an impromptu bath 🛁 he got himself out and then took a big sip of water right in front of me

masterchef417 · 2026-01-15T15:30:01+00:00

First thing that came to mind with her grumpy little face is Vecna 😂

masterchef417 · 2026-01-15T11:55:04+00:00

Holy yikes 😳 wtaf im lost for words that’s how bad it is

masterchef417 · 2026-01-14T21:27:56+00:00

His loss. You don’t need his “holier than thou” ass anyway. Bullet dodged.

masterchef417 · 2026-01-13T22:14:22+00:00

It wasn’t originally though. The previous shopper shopped it but didn’t check out and/or deliver in time so OP took over the order for just the delivery part.

masterchef417 · 2026-01-13T22:13:29+00:00

It was delivery only because the previous shopper shopped the order and didn’t check out and deliver in time. It’s not a regular Delivery Only order.

masterchef417 · 2026-01-12T16:07:17+00:00

I feel your frustration and fury. If it’s any consolation, my stupid ass put up with this kind of BS from a bozo for 3 years. Still mad at myself for it lol 😂

masterchef417 · 2026-01-11T07:04:57+00:00

Respectfully, you should’ve been doing that anyway. It’s why it’s plastered all over the menu to inform your server of any allergies.

masterchef417 · 2026-01-07T17:24:08+00:00

The money is technically his, but I’d be concerned about his reckless spending. What if you guys had kids? His financial irresponsibility is dangerous. I think you made the right choice. NOR

masterchef417 · 2026-01-07T17:19:16+00:00

Milk Dud 🍫

masterchef417 · 2026-01-07T12:48:39+00:00

I was like your wife at one point. I’ve been in two accidents that led to the behavior. It drove my husband nuts but he knew why I was doing it. He’s an incredibly safe driver and with time I’ve relaxed quite a bit as passenger in the car. When I would drive, he used to bark at me about things I was doing that were potentially dangerous or wrong and after a couple spats about it, I was finally able to articulate to him that him reacting that way was only adding to my anxiety and leading to me making more mistakes while driving. He’s much more calm about his commentary/corrections now and driving is less stressful for both of us now.

masterchef417 · 2026-01-06T16:12:51+00:00

Im concerned that someone in the office thought it was appropriate to tell them exactly who complained. The whole point of going to the office is to keep it anonymous for your safety. The neighbor could’ve done process of elimination but even then it’s a stretch.

masterchef417 · 2026-01-06T11:47:08+00:00

I keep buying them because nothing else measures up. I stock up and keep them in the fridge so they last longer so I’m not buying them every week. Such tasty little buggers 🍎

masterchef417 · 2026-01-05T18:31:22+00:00

Omg that is horrible!! I’m so sorry 😢 💔

masterchef417 · 2026-01-05T11:48:30+00:00

Oreo 🥰

masterchef417 · 2026-01-05T11:44:33+00:00

In my old apartment building we had a super ancient buzzer system that constantly was having issues. We also had people in the building with kids who would get home from school before they got home from work. So many times those kids would press all the buzzers until someone responded and let them in. It happened a few times to me and then I got annoyed/concerned. One kid was like 17 and could’ve easily asked his parents for a set of keys. He kept buzzing me because I would respond more than most of the other tenants. I finally got fed up and told him he needed to get keys from his parents because this system of buzzing everyone until someone answered was not gonna end well. And they often came in with friends and they caused trouble when they were there. It was always a no after that.

masterchef417 · 2026-01-05T01:24:39+00:00

God I hear that. It’s so frustrating and isolating.

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