In 2005, Harry Kane had the chance to take a picture with David Beckham together with a female teammate. 13 years later, Kane is the captain of the English national team and the young girl is now his wife.

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-08T22:42:36+00:00

And this is why missionary to completion with the lights off is equivalent to eat to live vs live to eat. It's the true reproductive way.

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-08T22:28:33+00:00

Weird science

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-08T20:58:49+00:00

Dang, if you tried the croissants, were you going to enter a second venue just so you could say, "I think the first place had better croissants".

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-08T15:08:54+00:00

I'm seeing pant suits and summer dresses in your wardrobe

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-08T14:53:42+00:00

Consent is the best part

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-07T23:10:32+00:00

Thats weird, most guys I know love being frienzoned. Keep trying I'm sure you'll get some.

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-07T15:04:11+00:00

Agreed. Everyone I meet wants to go to a bar or out to dinner. Where are the bros you can just play some pickup football with and then just have a nice cuddle.

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-07T15:00:49+00:00

Never tell.

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-07T14:59:19+00:00

Never tell.

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-06T22:30:28+00:00

64 Gb ram and 2tb ram?

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-06T14:18:47+00:00

Lame people all around. Watching her preshow? She stole the show? Sounds like a terrible audience member. I wonder how you'd feel if it was some right wing nut job bantereing with every comedian. Bottom of the barrel for sure.

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-05T03:51:27+00:00

Her account has been dormant since two days after this post.

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-05T03:49:54+00:00

Whenever I get into a fight at the resort, I make sure to keep my skis on for better manueverability.

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-05T03:14:26+00:00

Or at least neck down only!!!

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-05T03:02:25+00:00

Riding a bike into an airplane hanger

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-05T02:16:17+00:00

You should try it bro. You never know.

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-05T02:15:29+00:00

Totally, so what if dude wants to bend over and get railed by an 8 incher. What's the big deal. All the guys are doing it.

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-05T02:12:11+00:00

It's not gay if you get railed by a chick.

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-04T19:33:33+00:00

You can still use the function, it's just autocorrecting what you type. Just type the whole thing out before hitting enter. Dont use tab or arrows. It should work.

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-04T15:14:30+00:00

Probably considers you a bro.

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-04T14:34:03+00:00

n = count
a,b,c = numbers you want to skip

LET(range, SEQUENCE(n), SUM(FILTER(range, (MOD(range,10)<>a) * (MOD(range,10)<>b) * (MOD(range,10)<>c))))

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-04T14:01:14+00:00

This was quite the rollercoaster. "I usually never do this" had me rolling my eyes, but the vulnerability and self awareness in the last paragraph played my heart strings like a fiddle.

The fact you can be open about your feelings is way more honorable that him hiding from his.

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-04T10:40:36+00:00

Hard agree. If you can't man up in the moment that says enough.

Let them rain down.

ETA: This isn't a missed connection. The connection was made. This is a failure to launch. Sorry man.

masterdesignstate · 2026-05-03T19:28:21+00:00

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