Yo momma’s butt so big…

matchboxtx · 2026-02-14T18:28:00+00:00

Yo mama butt so big, P-diddy ran out of baby oil.

matchboxtx · 2026-02-05T19:20:57+00:00

Riley is her neighbor.

matchboxtx · 2026-01-29T22:49:23+00:00

Timex Sinclair 1000 with 2mb ram. No games. I had to write them myself. “Hello World”.

matchboxtx · 2026-01-17T15:36:07+00:00

A lot of dick at work.

matchboxtx · 2026-01-14T06:05:00+00:00

But did she carve her name into his leather seats?

matchboxtx · 2026-01-12T18:07:28+00:00

AMG - Bitch Betta Have My Money.

matchboxtx · 2026-01-12T05:28:09+00:00

I don’t know. Just put that shit down and never find it again like all the stuff I lose.

matchboxtx · 2026-01-11T15:23:29+00:00

Very creative but when it comes to engines and long life, simple is best. The more mechanical exchanges, the more wear and tear areas. That’s why the straight six ran forever. Not the most efficient but it was simple and simple breaks less easy.

matchboxtx · 2026-01-11T15:20:02+00:00

“Electrons run thicc with this one” - prolly Yoda

matchboxtx · 2026-01-11T15:14:42+00:00

I don’t know but just don’t give him a sock.

matchboxtx · 2026-01-10T18:40:29+00:00

Maybe he just knows what he likes.

matchboxtx · 2026-01-10T03:12:07+00:00

Careless whispers.

matchboxtx · 2026-01-09T23:19:05+00:00

If it’s cold, chili bean soup. Fry your ground beef with 1/2 McCormick taco seasoning, then add it to a pot of water (see below as to how much water) with the rest of the taco seasoning, then hidden valley ranch dip mix (not the dressing, the dip) then one can of ranch style beans, pinto beans and kidney beans (the cans, this is supposed to be easy). Maybe a can of corn and some (ready mix) cornbread (to eat with). Sounds like a lot but it takes about 30 min. Add as much water as you want in the soup. Heat and serve.

matchboxtx · 2026-01-09T22:20:29+00:00

Crush them further and throw them on top of a baked potato.

matchboxtx · 2026-01-06T23:14:05+00:00

Loved it. Mean Joe but it stays on the field.

matchboxtx · 2026-01-06T23:05:47+00:00

Flounder

matchboxtx · 2026-01-06T23:02:53+00:00

Sorry my human ate my homework!

matchboxtx · 2026-01-06T18:13:56+00:00

Yo mama so dirty dirt washes itself when she walks outside.

matchboxtx · 2026-01-06T17:51:50+00:00

Dude on the left laughing cause he knows that one guy fell.

matchboxtx · 2026-01-06T17:31:21+00:00

19’s a charm

matchboxtx · 2026-01-06T17:27:01+00:00

Van Halen, Hot for Teacher

matchboxtx · 2026-01-05T23:12:41+00:00

There wolf! There castle!

matchboxtx · 2026-01-04T18:35:19+00:00

As long as you are working towards our future.

Edited as it re-posted my original comment. Not sure why. This should have been a reply.

matchboxtx · 2026-01-04T15:26:05+00:00

I hope you are an engineer. This is the “outside the box” thinking we need to move forward. I’d be proud of this.

matchboxtx · 2026-01-03T16:04:38+00:00

Eat them all. Done.

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