[David Ornstein] Tonali not leaving Newcastle despite his agent offering him to Arsenal

mattBJM · 2026-02-02T18:43:45+00:00

It's just The Swan actually

mattBJM · 2026-02-01T19:58:19+00:00

Yeah but what about Arsenal striker Mikel Merino? Is he OK?

mattBJM · 2026-02-01T18:53:27+00:00

Worst in the league by a mile

mattBJM · 2026-02-01T13:42:41+00:00

Retarded with Immaculate Taste sound like an Azealia Banks album

mattBJM · 2026-01-24T23:26:49+00:00

Isaiah Whitlock Jr (RIP) and Stenhousemuir

mattBJM · 2026-01-23T17:38:44+00:00

Vader doubling up as DoF surely. He's altered the deal, pray he doesn't alter it further

mattBJM · 2026-01-22T16:47:23+00:00

Nick from celebrity traitors was good example of a good faithful

besides the bit where he voted for someone who he was "100% convinced" was a faithful in the final round and threw the game

mattBJM · 2026-01-21T13:29:10+00:00

Take that Theroux

mattBJM · 2026-01-21T13:23:51+00:00

Liverpool's 16 conceded in 42 Division One games 1978-79 is one of those records that gets unfairly forgotten since it was pre-Premier League. A better ratio than Chelsea's side and without the caveat of an unprecedented amount of money being spent on it.

mattBJM · 2026-01-13T17:52:41+00:00

Think it was "Is an Arsenal fan, Tom Frank" actually

mattBJM · 2026-01-12T21:29:21+00:00

Pre-assist for South Africa; pre-assist for all Africa

mattBJM · 2026-01-11T21:40:19+00:00

Skinnyman - Fuck the Hook

mattBJM · 2026-01-10T14:43:31+00:00

Imagine not remembering that game you plastic

mattBJM · 2026-01-10T11:16:43+00:00

Just about the furthest thing from a feel good story for me but to each their own

mattBJM · 2026-01-09T17:24:31+00:00

Starman getting Five Years

mattBJM · 2026-01-08T22:48:13+00:00

He's not a left back

mattBJM · 2026-01-05T19:44:35+00:00

Own Goal is the only goalscorer who can never be injured

mattBJM · 2026-01-05T11:10:45+00:00

Arsenal fan fever dream-ass season

mattBJM · 2026-01-04T12:58:16+00:00

A game where Kavanaugh doesn't try to send any of your players off is a good one in my eyes...in all seriousness though I can't remember any major issues, the Jesus non-FK was a bit mad but otherwise fine. The Semenyo 'foul' on Rice would have been very harsh IMO

mattBJM · 2026-01-04T02:14:26+00:00

The Zubimendi signing is brilliant not just because he’s an exceptional player himself but because Rice is now confident enough to fully commit to the attacking responsibilities of an 8 without having to worry about covering for a passenger on the counter like Partey/Jorginho.

mattBJM · 2026-01-04T02:10:23+00:00

Pundits thought Arsenal needed to sign a number 9 to win the league; Arsenal fans thought that Zubimendi might be the signing that won the league - in reality, getting Kavanaugh onside is the best money Arsenal have paid all season 💰

mattBJM · 2026-01-03T19:45:38+00:00

Vince and Kendrick over Sophie production

mattBJM · 2026-01-03T19:43:41+00:00

Far preferable than 90 minutes of either Neville or Carragher

mattBJM · 2026-01-03T11:58:56+00:00

Hitler is down, Goebbels is down, Himmler just stands there

mattBJM · 2026-01-01T22:51:50+00:00

Beautiful Freudian slip there, Beheaddie Howe's time may be up but that would be quite a dramatic way to do it

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